Retronymous
@retronymous.com
he/him, Chapel Hill, NC, computer talking guy, sometimes games, Honda Acty fan
oh so we’re doing cursed items now?
January 22, 2026 at 1:47 AM
oh so we’re doing cursed items now?
one use is to imagine him on a turned-off TV and saying something about a blood bank
January 21, 2026 at 3:50 PM
one use is to imagine him on a turned-off TV and saying something about a blood bank
When you’re mean to me on the internet this is who you’re being mean to
January 21, 2026 at 11:32 AM
When you’re mean to me on the internet this is who you’re being mean to
Someone should do it, I saw this majestic beast the other day
January 21, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Someone should do it, I saw this majestic beast the other day
I've seen a few of @markpopham.bsky.social's excellent goose sticker in the wild around here
January 16, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I've seen a few of @markpopham.bsky.social's excellent goose sticker in the wild around here
buying these so I don't get a visit from OSHA
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
buying these so I don't get a visit from OSHA
And the only thing I ever bought at Pull-A-Part for nostalgic reasons, this chonky boi
January 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
And the only thing I ever bought at Pull-A-Part for nostalgic reasons, this chonky boi
Sadly my big bin of electronics hobby stuff did not have any, though it did have this concerning battery
January 13, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Sadly my big bin of electronics hobby stuff did not have any, though it did have this concerning battery
for those that aren't 1000 years old
January 12, 2026 at 1:21 PM
for those that aren't 1000 years old
Not always but sometimes
January 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Not always but sometimes
old bike junk at lunch, 10s freehub on 7s hub, hoping once I put the 130mm OLD axle in and redish it’s not too crazy (I could coldset the frame wider but what’s the fun in that?)
January 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
old bike junk at lunch, 10s freehub on 7s hub, hoping once I put the 130mm OLD axle in and redish it’s not too crazy (I could coldset the frame wider but what’s the fun in that?)
These colors don’t run baby
December 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
These colors don’t run baby
Counterpoint: zero doritos
December 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Counterpoint: zero doritos
I’ve seen a Cappucino with a hard top
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’ve seen a Cappucino with a hard top
I don't like them on the EV6, even though they're operable manually (and the base model does not pop them out)
it's non-obvious in a way that shouldn't be allowed for safety items
besides, AMC already developed the perfect aero door handle
it's non-obvious in a way that shouldn't be allowed for safety items
besides, AMC already developed the perfect aero door handle
December 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I don't like them on the EV6, even though they're operable manually (and the base model does not pop them out)
it's non-obvious in a way that shouldn't be allowed for safety items
besides, AMC already developed the perfect aero door handle
it's non-obvious in a way that shouldn't be allowed for safety items
besides, AMC already developed the perfect aero door handle
Man I grew up partly in SC and the word “Heritage” is the biggest “I’ve never ever thought about this stuff and have bad opinions via inertia or I’ve thought about it WAY too much and came to the wrong conclusions” red flag ever
December 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Man I grew up partly in SC and the word “Heritage” is the biggest “I’ve never ever thought about this stuff and have bad opinions via inertia or I’ve thought about it WAY too much and came to the wrong conclusions” red flag ever
if you can't appreciate a car where a snake is eating a guy, I mean what are you even doing
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
if you can't appreciate a car where a snake is eating a guy, I mean what are you even doing
Uhhh this is how it reads given the fraught history of the adjective
December 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Uhhh this is how it reads given the fraught history of the adjective
so close to breaking out the gameboy equivalent of "uphill both ways"
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
so close to breaking out the gameboy equivalent of "uphill both ways"