Retronymous
@retronymous.com
he/him, Chapel Hill, NC, computer talking guy, sometimes games, Honda Acty fan
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Cheers 👋
ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Cheers 👋
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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Prove you are a genuine Russian armed auxiliary ship with this simple Kamcaptcha...
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Prove you are a genuine Russian armed auxiliary ship with this simple Kamcaptcha...
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*Impersonating Will Ferrell*
Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?
#weirdcarbs #fiatcromav6
Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?
#weirdcarbs #fiatcromav6
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
*Impersonating Will Ferrell*
Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?
#weirdcarbs #fiatcromav6
Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?
#weirdcarbs #fiatcromav6
so close to breaking out the gameboy equivalent of "uphill both ways"
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
so close to breaking out the gameboy equivalent of "uphill both ways"
THIS POST FACT CHECKED BY WEBTV PATRIOTS
WebTV (1995), later bought by Microsoft. It was the first major consumer device to access the web without a personal computer.
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
THIS POST FACT CHECKED BY WEBTV PATRIOTS
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Some interesting data on perceived productivity for remote versus in-office work from @atlantafed.org
www.atlantafed.org/-/media/docu...
www.atlantafed.org/-/media/docu...
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Some interesting data on perceived productivity for remote versus in-office work from @atlantafed.org
www.atlantafed.org/-/media/docu...
www.atlantafed.org/-/media/docu...
This is the best one
You’ll be visited by 3 spirits
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This is the best one
email with new ToS for Link, something I’ve never heard of, let’s peruse
Approval to make AI agentic purchases????
Apparently because I used Stripe to set up payments with something
Delete delete delete nobody wants this
Approval to make AI agentic purchases????
Apparently because I used Stripe to set up payments with something
Delete delete delete nobody wants this
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
email with new ToS for Link, something I’ve never heard of, let’s peruse
Approval to make AI agentic purchases????
Apparently because I used Stripe to set up payments with something
Delete delete delete nobody wants this
Approval to make AI agentic purchases????
Apparently because I used Stripe to set up payments with something
Delete delete delete nobody wants this
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My theory is that Trump has always used stimulants and they no longer work well enough to mask his cognitive decline and age related problems which were always there www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
My theory is that Trump has always used stimulants and they no longer work well enough to mask his cognitive decline and age related problems which were always there www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
/r/forbiddensnacks
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
/r/forbiddensnacks
This is what happens when you don’t develop the “shrug and ignore the church on matters of doctrine you disagree with“ muscle as a kid
Just calling the pope the antichrist and encouraging others to disobey Rome, the way totally real and not at all fake-ass Catholics do
you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
This is what happens when you don’t develop the “shrug and ignore the church on matters of doctrine you disagree with“ muscle as a kid
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I hung out in this room, with this man, one delightful afternoon.
Today is the birthday of cartoonist Charles M. Schulz, the creator of Peanuts. (Nov. 26, 1922-Feb. 12, 2000.)
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I hung out in this room, with this man, one delightful afternoon.
I like when they do that and the next line from the appraiser is "so uh you should know this was *not* a gift from [member of historically oppressed people] your gramma knew"
punching my tv whenever someone on Antiques Roadshow talks over the appraiser
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I like when they do that and the next line from the appraiser is "so uh you should know this was *not* a gift from [member of historically oppressed people] your gramma knew"
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CHOTINER: so it’s your assertion that YouTube kids doesn’t work after dark?
ME: that’s correct
CHOTINER: interesting
ME: that’s correct
CHOTINER: interesting
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
CHOTINER: so it’s your assertion that YouTube kids doesn’t work after dark?
ME: that’s correct
CHOTINER: interesting
ME: that’s correct
CHOTINER: interesting
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isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
I already have that
I don't care for it
I don't care for it
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I already have that
I don't care for it
I don't care for it
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You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
the first mandate is what carmakers have used to defuse proposals for pedestrian impact safety for context
Exclusive: Republicans plan to challenge vehicle-safety mandates, such as automatic emergency braking and alarms that remind drivers a child is in the back seat.
Senate Committee to Challenge Auto-Safety Mandates That Hurt ‘Affordability’
Republicans are questioning the value of some features, such as automatic braking and rear-seat reminders.
on.wsj.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the first mandate is what carmakers have used to defuse proposals for pedestrian impact safety for context
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caps lock is cruise control for cool
DESTIGMATIZE FANFICTION
COPYRIGHT LAW IS BROKEN AND BULLSHIT
MOST THINGS FAMOUS FROM HISTORY WOULD BE FAN FIC BY THIS DEFINITION
ALL THAT MATTERS IS, IS IT GOOD
COPYRIGHT LAW IS BROKEN AND BULLSHIT
MOST THINGS FAMOUS FROM HISTORY WOULD BE FAN FIC BY THIS DEFINITION
ALL THAT MATTERS IS, IS IT GOOD
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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does anyone currently have the film rights for it?
i would also accept any of these doomed adaptations
![There have been repeated attempts to turn the book into a film. In 1982, Harold Ramis was to write and direct an adaptation, starring John Belushi as Ignatius and Richard Pryor as Burma Jones, but Belushi's death prevented this. Later, John Candy and Chris Farley were touted for the lead, but both of them, like Belushi, also died at an early age, leading many to ascribe a curse to the role of Ignatius.[17]
Director John Waters was interested in directing an adaptation that would have starred Divine, who also died at an early age, as Ignatius.[18]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5x4p5tgshfa7xef6f3jrv34h/bafkreifid474slg4ds6vxmux2uynbbirwlq3npijlrkjw4pumb7ryjixnm@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
does anyone currently have the film rights for it?
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bring back phillip seymour hoffman from the dead so he can play ignatius j reilly in confederacy of dunces. idk who would be good to direct that. let phillip seymour hoffman pick
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
bring back phillip seymour hoffman from the dead so he can play ignatius j reilly in confederacy of dunces. idk who would be good to direct that. let phillip seymour hoffman pick
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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
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Link just to make sure as many people as possible have the word "bongino" earworming it's way through their head rn.
www.youtube.com/shorts/09Nan...
www.youtube.com/shorts/09Nan...
I Wanna Be at the RNC
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Link just to make sure as many people as possible have the word "bongino" earworming it's way through their head rn.
www.youtube.com/shorts/09Nan...
www.youtube.com/shorts/09Nan...