Retronymous
@retronymous.com
he/him, Chapel Hill, NC, computer talking guy, sometimes games, Honda Acty fan
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When you’re mean to me on the internet this is who you’re being mean to
yep, to Japan IIRC
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 AM
yep, to Japan IIRC
oh so we’re doing cursed items now?
January 22, 2026 at 1:47 AM
oh so we’re doing cursed items now?
One of us one of us
tomorrow I have to:
-Wake up early
-Rent a uhaul truck and vehicle trailer
-Drive same to Freeport
-Take possession of my 1999 Suzuki Carry
-Load it onto the trailer
-Drive the whole kit and caboodle back to New Orleans
-Wake up early
-Rent a uhaul truck and vehicle trailer
-Drive same to Freeport
-Take possession of my 1999 Suzuki Carry
-Load it onto the trailer
-Drive the whole kit and caboodle back to New Orleans
January 22, 2026 at 1:29 AM
One of us one of us
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Whoops I posted the long one first on these. 😂 These rebounded
January 21, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Whoops I posted the long one first on these. 😂 These rebounded
I mean, I'm sure I wasn't the only person who first heard of Mamdami from him yelling at Homan at the courthouse, he's got a focus of course but it doesn't preclude messaging about other topics.
we've got a lot of politicians doing the two buttons meme with "walk" "chew gum"
we've got a lot of politicians doing the two buttons meme with "walk" "chew gum"
we tested the theory in 2024 that voters care about democracy
I was THRILLED when Cheney got invited to talk alongside Harris. I thought it was great! they catered to me, and to you, and they lost!
so affordability it fucking is!
I was THRILLED when Cheney got invited to talk alongside Harris. I thought it was great! they catered to me, and to you, and they lost!
so affordability it fucking is!
January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I mean, I'm sure I wasn't the only person who first heard of Mamdami from him yelling at Homan at the courthouse, he's got a focus of course but it doesn't preclude messaging about other topics.
we've got a lot of politicians doing the two buttons meme with "walk" "chew gum"
we've got a lot of politicians doing the two buttons meme with "walk" "chew gum"
one use is to imagine him on a turned-off TV and saying something about a blood bank
January 21, 2026 at 3:50 PM
one use is to imagine him on a turned-off TV and saying something about a blood bank
X-Files being on Friday night was bananas for this very reason
"I'm sorry, I can't go to your party, it's on at the same time as my favorite TV show, which, if I miss it, I will never be given a second chance to watch, as far as I can ascertain."
January 21, 2026 at 1:26 PM
X-Files being on Friday night was bananas for this very reason
Morning is when LARPers on this website talk about a long-running scenario known as “British politics“ which apparently features George-Lucas-inspired names
January 21, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Morning is when LARPers on this website talk about a long-running scenario known as “British politics“ which apparently features George-Lucas-inspired names
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They had to turn the plane around because the two-pound rawhide chew they gave Trump was supposed to last the whole trip but he ate it.
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 AM
They had to turn the plane around because the two-pound rawhide chew they gave Trump was supposed to last the whole trip but he ate it.
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It took 13 cars from the C/D 1985 road test annual to equal the power made by the Mustang, Challenger, and Camaro in a 2020 cover story.
booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-...
booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-...
The times, they have done changed...
Car and Driver gathers the top-of-the-line variants of the Mustang, Camaro, and Challenger for a comparison test: In previous incarnation...
booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:20 AM
It took 13 cars from the C/D 1985 road test annual to equal the power made by the Mustang, Challenger, and Camaro in a 2020 cover story.
booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-...
booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-...
When you’re mean to me on the internet this is who you’re being mean to
January 21, 2026 at 11:32 AM
When you’re mean to me on the internet this is who you’re being mean to
Someone should do it, I saw this majestic beast the other day
January 21, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Someone should do it, I saw this majestic beast the other day
Street Hoop
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Street Hoop
Cardle
Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.
www.playcardle.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I replied about Arliss and had my reply detached, and you know what? Fair
January 21, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I replied about Arliss and had my reply detached, and you know what? Fair
It’s time
With what is potentially impending this weekend (I'm not gonna say it because then it won't likely happen), here's a reminder of one of the great NC memes that came out of situation akin to what we may be facing this weekend, courtesy of @ncrabbithole.com
www.ncrabbithole.com/p/raleigh-nc...
www.ncrabbithole.com/p/raleigh-nc...
The Short Story of Raleigh's Greatest Snow Picture
Is there a winter storm coming? Then it's time to re-live a really rough day in 2014.
www.ncrabbithole.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM
It’s time
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museums are cool because the people who work there are like look at this neat thing and you're like wow that is neat and you just do it over and over again until it is time to go
January 20, 2026 at 3:03 AM
museums are cool because the people who work there are like look at this neat thing and you're like wow that is neat and you just do it over and over again until it is time to go
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
probably not my favorite but Point Break has to be close
Name your fav film from a women director
January 20, 2026 at 1:25 AM
probably not my favorite but Point Break has to be close
Confederacy of Dunces is very high on this list but I worry it would not be good
Real answer: more Elmore Leonard pulpy stuff
Real answer: more Elmore Leonard pulpy stuff
Name a book that should be made into a movie or TV series
January 20, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Confederacy of Dunces is very high on this list but I worry it would not be good
Real answer: more Elmore Leonard pulpy stuff
Real answer: more Elmore Leonard pulpy stuff
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Oh genuinely this photo of Artemis II is just so good.
January 19, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Oh genuinely this photo of Artemis II is just so good.
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“I'm never gonna do it without the fez on” I say to my wife, referencing the seminal 1976 album ‘The Royal Scam’ by Steely Dan. I am kicked out of the house
August 21, 2024 at 10:17 PM
“I'm never gonna do it without the fez on” I say to my wife, referencing the seminal 1976 album ‘The Royal Scam’ by Steely Dan. I am kicked out of the house
Yes though I want to ask approximately 90 follow up questions
are there more doors than wheels on earth. yes or no
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Yes though I want to ask approximately 90 follow up questions