Like why in the world would you let yourself be a guy that easy to piss off?

There are loads of super progressive people here but you get out into those suburbs too new to have trees and it’s Oops All Roy From The Office

new for 2025 is a button that violently shocks any DoorDash driver in your vicinity, just as a reminder

I live in a part of the country where a sizable number of adult men would go up and start dialing all the little numbers on their gun safe if they got called “gay” enough times after four michelob ultras and it is just the saddest shit in the world

I really gotta get a dash cam, it has been on my list for some time

You know what, racist liquor bottle? I’ve had enough of your shit

Instead of just saying “oh I forgot to fill that out” I put myself in a situation where I had to frantically tell a series of lies for absolutely no reason. Genuinely confused at myself and my decision making

just fully up on me waiting for my heart to stop beating

thank god we both skipped church this morning

I’m learning a lot

can I afford to live like this? No, not really. But I crave luxury