REVENGER G/T
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it made sense at the time
jesus dude rob and michelle reiner
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
jesus dude rob and michelle reiner
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"Damn, these fascist bastards are gonna pay for blowin up my ride"
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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when I’m sick I come up with stuff that would make me very rich. for instance a 900 page sequel to Orwell’s 1984 where the fascist government is overthrown by Duke Nukem
December 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
when I’m sick I come up with stuff that would make me very rich. for instance a 900 page sequel to Orwell’s 1984 where the fascist government is overthrown by Duke Nukem
Instead of just saying “oh I forgot to fill that out” I put myself in a situation where I had to frantically tell a series of lies for absolutely no reason. Genuinely confused at myself and my decision making
December 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Instead of just saying “oh I forgot to fill that out” I put myself in a situation where I had to frantically tell a series of lies for absolutely no reason. Genuinely confused at myself and my decision making
I had to go to the grocery store and my brain is so fried that I lied to the teenaged checkout clerk about being out of town as the reason I hadn’t filled out the membership card she gave me last time I saw her and then she wanted to have an extended conversation about my fake trip to New York
December 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I had to go to the grocery store and my brain is so fried that I lied to the teenaged checkout clerk about being out of town as the reason I hadn’t filled out the membership card she gave me last time I saw her and then she wanted to have an extended conversation about my fake trip to New York
just fully up on me waiting for my heart to stop beating
December 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
just fully up on me waiting for my heart to stop beating
scrambles thinks I’m about to die. she’s all set up with her little bib and bottle of heinz 57 sauce
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
scrambles thinks I’m about to die. she’s all set up with her little bib and bottle of heinz 57 sauce
thank god we both skipped church this morning
December 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
thank god we both skipped church this morning
I’m learning a lot
December 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’m learning a lot
I cannot fuckin wait for more updates to PIGFACE. That game is a certified heater
December 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I cannot fuckin wait for more updates to PIGFACE. That game is a certified heater
can I afford to live like this? No, not really. But I crave luxury
December 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
can I afford to live like this? No, not really. But I crave luxury
the guys at progresso soup don’t like seeing haggard trash like me buying their product. I look like a Campbell’s man and it makes them to sick to think of someone of a low status enjoying their special wide cans
December 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
the guys at progresso soup don’t like seeing haggard trash like me buying their product. I look like a Campbell’s man and it makes them to sick to think of someone of a low status enjoying their special wide cans
Guy that sniped me with a “welcome in” thirty seconds after I got into the grocery store a couple days ago just got me again with a “welcome back” and I know he’s just doing his job but like. Man. Please don’t look at me and especially please don’t remember me
December 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Guy that sniped me with a “welcome in” thirty seconds after I got into the grocery store a couple days ago just got me again with a “welcome back” and I know he’s just doing his job but like. Man. Please don’t look at me and especially please don’t remember me
you see this lanyard? you see this fucking Lenovo ThinkPad? It means I matter. It means I’m somebody. It means the regular rules do not apply to me. So let’s knock it off with this “alphabet backwards” bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
you see this lanyard? you see this fucking Lenovo ThinkPad? It means I matter. It means I’m somebody. It means the regular rules do not apply to me. So let’s knock it off with this “alphabet backwards” bullshit
scrambles is exhausted from repeatedly waking me between 3 and 5 AM and also because she’s 140 years old
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
scrambles is exhausted from repeatedly waking me between 3 and 5 AM and also because she’s 140 years old
every morning I wake up, kiss scrambles on her fat little head and open Google Maps praying that a Del Taco opened overnight near my home
December 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
every morning I wake up, kiss scrambles on her fat little head and open Google Maps praying that a Del Taco opened overnight near my home
Capcom cutting a deal with Porsche to give him a turbocharged Cayenne GT does beg the question: Will Resident Evil 9 allow me to plow through crowds of zombies in a Porsche
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Capcom cutting a deal with Porsche to give him a turbocharged Cayenne GT does beg the question: Will Resident Evil 9 allow me to plow through crowds of zombies in a Porsche
in an ideal world there would be concept albums harry houdini in every genre coming out every year
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
in an ideal world there would be concept albums harry houdini in every genre coming out every year
movin like houdini
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
movin like houdini
The speed with which he reaches international waters is later determined to be a world record
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The speed with which he reaches international waters is later determined to be a world record
Geoff Keighley raises his eyebrow so hard it gives him a nosebleed and says “We’ve got one last thing we’d like to share with you” and Gabe Newell accidentally slips off the clutch of his Lamborghini and plows into him onstage
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Geoff Keighley raises his eyebrow so hard it gives him a nosebleed and says “We’ve got one last thing we’d like to share with you” and Gabe Newell accidentally slips off the clutch of his Lamborghini and plows into him onstage