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Jared
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Co-host @Debaserpod.bsky.social. Dr. Edward Fieldstone on Reno Championship Wrestling. Did games journalism for a bit. He/Him.
Don't forget the "It's not just a (blank), it's (blank)."
January 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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listen up private. the GI bill has been revoked and your enlistment has been extended into lifetime service. you have been reassigned to the 118th doordash division delivering $50 boba tea orders to critically sip-deficient regions
January 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
we're drafting our new Fantasy Critic league right now, lots to consider this year
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 AM
This thing is truly a beauty, thank you for your work!
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Wait has anyone ever done this before? Marissa Tomie? Hello!?
December 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
December 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Pause Menu - Viva Piñata | Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
YouTube video by A_A_RonHD
youtu.be
December 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Hell yeah brother, it worked for Josh Gondelman
December 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Thank you for the sick boots though, RIP
December 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I think about this poor doomed guy all the time
December 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The moments between finishing the first half of a sub and deciding whether or not to eat the second half right then or later are a true test of delayed gratification.
December 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Elon Musk has died after a long battle with whatever his fucking problem is
December 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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"isn't it weird how nobody talks about the avatar movies" - everyone
December 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
You let me know because from what I read it didn't sound great
December 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Well how else is your employer going to get out of paying for your care if you've smoked a joint in the last two weeks!?
December 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
welcome to the bathroom
December 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Even the richest guy I know always keeps a few of these in his fridge.
December 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Will always love John Cusack for putting me on to this song

youtu.be/I_OMT9lOZo4?...
High Fidelity - Beta band scene
YouTube video by First Second name
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
lol, that is also where I ended up dropping the game. May try to come back to it as it is decent.
December 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
(TV News Reporter voice) They're calling it "The Killmonger haircut for white boys."
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Fuck, thank you. I just found an email about this with my claim ID in my spam.
December 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM