Reverend Burrito
@reverendburrito.bsky.social
Originally here for sports #CincySports #GoBlue #LGRW. Updated to include anti-Nazi content, and selective retirement of low-IQ bullshit. Views are entirely personal, occasionally coherent. RP =/= Endorsement
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The Pentagon reporters who have been kicked out of the building continue to break huge stories every day while the right-wing New Media continue to post selfies of themselves hanging out in the Pentagon.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The Pentagon reporters who have been kicked out of the building continue to break huge stories every day while the right-wing New Media continue to post selfies of themselves hanging out in the Pentagon.
Outstanding thread
The Epstein bill is headed to Trump’s desk as we speak.
So, what now? Well, a lot of panic, it seems. I have seen every single possible worst case scenario all over social media in the last hour, so let’s go through this step by step. My only request, read the whole thing before commenting.
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So, what now? Well, a lot of panic, it seems. I have seen every single possible worst case scenario all over social media in the last hour, so let’s go through this step by step. My only request, read the whole thing before commenting.
1/
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Outstanding thread
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(this ONLY happened because of the power and strength of Epstein survivors to keep pushing and not give up).
Once he gave his okay, the floodgates opened. 428 members of the House voted, and 1, Clay Higgins (LA-03) voted no (Hopefully this can help us oust him).
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Once he gave his okay, the floodgates opened. 428 members of the House voted, and 1, Clay Higgins (LA-03) voted no (Hopefully this can help us oust him).
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November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
(this ONLY happened because of the power and strength of Epstein survivors to keep pushing and not give up).
Once he gave his okay, the floodgates opened. 428 members of the House voted, and 1, Clay Higgins (LA-03) voted no (Hopefully this can help us oust him).
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Once he gave his okay, the floodgates opened. 428 members of the House voted, and 1, Clay Higgins (LA-03) voted no (Hopefully this can help us oust him).
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I know there are bigger fish to fry here but seriously what part of journalism ethics involves emailing criminal sources to *warn* them about potential PR problems
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I know there are bigger fish to fry here but seriously what part of journalism ethics involves emailing criminal sources to *warn* them about potential PR problems
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Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Bluesky rn
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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[Werner Herzog voice]
Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
[Werner Herzog voice]
Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
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This is a real thing that a judge had to say to the Chief of US Customs and Border Protection.
"Kids dressed in halloween costumes walking to a parade" do not present an immediate threat to law enforcement officer and riot control measures may not be used, Ellis says.
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This is a real thing that a judge had to say to the Chief of US Customs and Border Protection.
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New developments in my 3 year Epstein investigation, this time regarding JP Morgan Chase and its CEO, Jamie Dimon. This is a long thread, but worth sticking around for.
October 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
New developments in my 3 year Epstein investigation, this time regarding JP Morgan Chase and its CEO, Jamie Dimon. This is a long thread, but worth sticking around for.
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Wrote something a little different during the break that I hope MLS PR considers, as national outlets keep decreasing coverage and now AI content is replacing writers. Someone had to say something before media access just gets worse. (Free post) www.patreon.com/posts/141166...
A reporter's letter to Major League Soccer | Laurel Pfahler
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October 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Wrote something a little different during the break that I hope MLS PR considers, as national outlets keep decreasing coverage and now AI content is replacing writers. Someone had to say something before media access just gets worse. (Free post) www.patreon.com/posts/141166...
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Did anyone else see this today and wonder wtf happened?
Oopsie, Stephen.
Oopsie, Stephen.
October 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Did anyone else see this today and wonder wtf happened?
Oopsie, Stephen.
Oopsie, Stephen.
The cyborg knew it fucked up and entered a recursive loop to try and fix it
Miller oopsie doodled and said the quiet part out loud, talking about DT aka himself having “plenary authority”:
A plenary power or plenary authority is a complete and absolute power to take action on a particular issue, with no limitations
A plenary power or plenary authority is a complete and absolute power to take action on a particular issue, with no limitations
October 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The cyborg knew it fucked up and entered a recursive loop to try and fix it
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Idiocracy was unrealistic only because we got dumber quicker than the movie anticipated
Trump: "On June 14 next year we're gonna have a big UFC fight at the White House, right at the White House, on the grounds of the White House."
October 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Idiocracy was unrealistic only because we got dumber quicker than the movie anticipated
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Trump's CEA is circulating its estimate of the economic cost of the government shutdown.
But, BREAKING: It's wrong. It makes a simple arithmetic error. And it's dishonest.
Surprising, I know. 🧵
But, BREAKING: It's wrong. It makes a simple arithmetic error. And it's dishonest.
Surprising, I know. 🧵
October 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Trump's CEA is circulating its estimate of the economic cost of the government shutdown.
But, BREAKING: It's wrong. It makes a simple arithmetic error. And it's dishonest.
Surprising, I know. 🧵
But, BREAKING: It's wrong. It makes a simple arithmetic error. And it's dishonest.
Surprising, I know. 🧵
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Ok. So. A lot of congress will say they “submitted a letter to forgo pay during shutdown.”
Congress is paid once a month so they have 30 days. Secondly, they want you to believe they are saying they will give up their pay. No. They just hold it until it reopens
Congress is paid once a month so they have 30 days. Secondly, they want you to believe they are saying they will give up their pay. No. They just hold it until it reopens
October 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Ok. So. A lot of congress will say they “submitted a letter to forgo pay during shutdown.”
Congress is paid once a month so they have 30 days. Secondly, they want you to believe they are saying they will give up their pay. No. They just hold it until it reopens
Congress is paid once a month so they have 30 days. Secondly, they want you to believe they are saying they will give up their pay. No. They just hold it until it reopens
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"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
September 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
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I wonder how Elon is reacting to being named in the Epstein files. I’m sure he’s taking it well.
September 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I wonder how Elon is reacting to being named in the Epstein files. I’m sure he’s taking it well.
@mrkevinwallace.bsky.social
I may be able to assist in your lifelong dream of sponsoring a beer league hockey team. Happy to discuss further.
I may be able to assist in your lifelong dream of sponsoring a beer league hockey team. Happy to discuss further.
September 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
@mrkevinwallace.bsky.social
I may be able to assist in your lifelong dream of sponsoring a beer league hockey team. Happy to discuss further.
I may be able to assist in your lifelong dream of sponsoring a beer league hockey team. Happy to discuss further.
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I have questions. Like, why only one bullet? Why blue ink?
September 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I have questions. Like, why only one bullet? Why blue ink?
Ohmygahhdnowaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy
Something to watch next week: the deadline for the Social Security Administration (along with the rest of gov) to stop issuing paper checks.
www.nextgov.com/digital-gove...
www.nextgov.com/digital-gove...
Social Security signals potential benefit disruptions this fall for those still getting paper checks
Over half a million people still get their Social Security benefits via paper checks. They’ll need a waiver by the end of September to continue to do so, SSA says.
www.nextgov.com
September 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ohmygahhdnowaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy
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