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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
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In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law.
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I can do it..
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I could beat Flash.
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I'm Intertia..! The fastest man alive, clearly.
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Reposted by 𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐀ᯓ
I'm a heartless puppet. Just moving around until I break.
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I won..!! Making ME faster.
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
[ Thad would try to shake the feeling of being charity work for the other, taking his kindness as something being genuine no matter how difficult it were to think he'd deserve it.

His chest felt tight, but he'd follow- quieter than usual, almost cautious with every step. ] ++
Next you'll say you've never had pizza...

[ That was Bart's best attempt at not pocking fun at him for it.

But he found it kind of sad. In all this years, had he never allowed himself a minute to be a teenager? Really?

Damn.

He was right.
He was so incredibly right: Thad's life sucked. ]

Well!+
[ That was quiet - considering his words carefully, brows drawn together in contemplation of what to say next.

𝘝𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢. 𝘝𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦 𝘰𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘖𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦..

He'd grunt, sighing out in resignation before chiming back in.. ] ++
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
*The better speedster.
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
[ That was quiet - considering his words carefully, brows drawn together in contemplation of what to say next.

𝘝𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢. 𝘝𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦 𝘰𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘖𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦..

He'd grunt, sighing out in resignation before chiming back in.. ] ++
You SERIOUSLY need a new catch-phrase.

[ What? Just because he was trying his best to be nicer didn’t mean he was going to stop trying to annoy him a little bit.

That would be asking too much of himself. ]

Do you have a favourite flavour? I like brownie and mint chocolate.
[ Apprehensive & unsure about Bart's sudden behavior towards him -- Thad couldn't help but feel nervous that it were a ploy.

They hated one another afterall, & their history was nothing but cruelty, at least on his end. So why now..? ]

Hmm...

[ A partial hum, thinking to himself. ] ++
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
[ Apprehensive & unsure about Bart's sudden behavior towards him -- Thad couldn't help but feel nervous that it were a ploy.

They hated one another afterall, & their history was nothing but cruelty, at least on his end. So why now..? ]

Hmm...

[ A partial hum, thinking to himself. ] ++
Alright then! Your win, your orders.

[ Bart would have offered some clothes if he had wanted. But... Well, he would have to deal with the consequences of being seen in their uniforms together...

Didn't really matter. It wasn’t the weirdest thing Keystone had seen, right?

He didn’t want to tense +
[ A slow glance towards himself, puzzled by the exchange & realization ... He hadn't anything to his name.

Two hands come to dust themselves off against the fabric of his suit. ]

No...I just- left them back home.

[ Bashful in the way he averted his gaze, Thaddeus cleared his throat. ] ++
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
[ A slow glance towards himself, puzzled by the exchange & realization ... He hadn't anything to his name.

Two hands come to dust themselves off against the fabric of his suit. ]

No...I just- left them back home.

[ Bashful in the way he averted his gaze, Thaddeus cleared his throat. ] ++
Great! Let's go! Though... You probably should get some civvies. You DO have civvies, right?

[ Bart did feel anger, and pain and... Yes, probably some level of hatred towards his brother. How couldn't he?

But he also felt pity, and sadness, and... Guilt. Some weird guilt whenever he remembered +
[ A silence followed his triumph, standing there utterly bewildered by his twin's compliments & celebration of his win — He wasn't crushed? He wasn't mortified by his loss?

It left a strange feeling in the clone's gut, almost making him unwell. ] ++
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
[ A silence followed his triumph, standing there utterly bewildered by his twin's compliments & celebration of his win — He wasn't crushed? He wasn't mortified by his loss?

It left a strange feeling in the clone's gut, almost making him unwell. ] ++
[ Impulse let him have his moment, his instant of absolute unbridled joy and pride.

Lord knows Inertia needed it more than air.

And he... Smiled. Bart just smiled and clapped his hands together. ]

Congrats! I'm glad you had fun! I had a lot of fun too, we should do that again another day!

+
I did- I did it--

[ Down on hands & knees after their race, a smile spread across his lips before turning his attention towards his twin, throwing a finger in his direction. ]

I BEAT YOU..!! I DID IT! I WON..!!

[ He'd push himself to his feet, dusting himself off, nose turned towards the air. ]+
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm NOT. You are! You're the annoying husband...The annoying needy husband.
.. so you admit you’d be the annoying husband?
Well jokes on you, bitch.

I'm not killing you anymore. In fact! It'd be worse to keep you alive and make you deal with me!
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Well jokes on you, bitch.

I'm not killing you anymore. In fact! It'd be worse to keep you alive and make you deal with me!
?? I’m not anno— I’m not useless! You’re useless, can’t even kill me properly
I don't comlain..! You're just annoying..! Like okay, if we WERE married you'd be the annoying useless husband..!
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I did- I did it--

[ Down on hands & knees after their race, a smile spread across his lips before turning his attention towards his twin, throwing a finger in his direction. ]

I BEAT YOU..!! I DID IT! I WON..!!

[ He'd push himself to his feet, dusting himself off, nose turned towards the air. ]+
[ And because it meant everything to him, Bart couldn’t just let him win.

No.

Slowing down, letting him, would be an insult to both of them. The mere thought of it would have been an insult to them both.

And so, by a hair, he got there first or second, he wouldn't be able to tell for a bit. +
[ Eyes rolled at his comment, but it didn't deter the race -- gaining momentum now, Thad kept on his trail & like his twin, his position from winning & losing seemed to vacillate if only by a hair.

The thrill of a win just there in his grasps -- a chance to be better, to prove himself. ] ++
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I don't comlain..! You're just annoying..! Like okay, if we WERE married you'd be the annoying useless husband..!
It was a random thought! You just made me think of it, with all your complaining
Why would you correlate us to marriage..?

Are you stupid??? A harlot???
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Why would you correlate us to marriage..?

Are you stupid??? A harlot???
I didn’t SAY we were… just pointing out a correlation..
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
💭 ❤️?🔪?
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
We're not married...!!!!
They say that happens with married couples, too
You drive me crazy, you know that?! You make me absolutely crazy..!!! I thought only Impulse could do that but you...

You fill me with unfathomable rage..!!!
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
You drive me crazy, you know that?! You make me absolutely crazy..!!! I thought only Impulse could do that but you...

You fill me with unfathomable rage..!!!
Don’t do that, you’ll hurt Pyronid.
I'm considering punching you in the gut...
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I'm considering punching you in the gut...
…….

So you consider them, though?
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
........

I don't prefer men!
.. Do you prefer small men—?
I wouldn't..! That's a man..! A big man..!
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I wouldn't..! That's a man..! A big man..!
So.. if you found him attractive..
I don't like talking to ugly people.
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I don't like talking to ugly people.
Then why’s it matter if you think he’s ugly!
Whst?! You're twisting my words..! That's not what I'm saying!
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM