Fancy Bindlestiff
@rgandhi3k.bsky.social
Race: Discarded Curious George stuffy animated by the vengeful ghost of Dorothy Parker
Age: Old enough to identify 14400 baud by sound
Sex: Whichever one you don’t want foot pics from
Age: Old enough to identify 14400 baud by sound
Sex: Whichever one you don’t want foot pics from
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Fancy Bindlestiff
@rgandhi3k.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Sudden freeing realization:
I am not required to be polite to people who are weaponizing it against me.
I can just hang up or walk away without even apologizing.
I owe you nothing, Girl Scout outside Safeway.
I am not required to be polite to people who are weaponizing it against me.
I can just hang up or walk away without even apologizing.
I owe you nothing, Girl Scout outside Safeway.
That baby is trying to escape through the nipple.
December 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
That baby is trying to escape through the nipple.
It’s Christmas, Amazon. Maybe don’t deliver packages with pictures of the contents on every side?
December 13, 2025 at 8:12 AM
It’s Christmas, Amazon. Maybe don’t deliver packages with pictures of the contents on every side?
The AI uprising is coming. It will have too many thumbs.
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The AI uprising is coming. It will have too many thumbs.
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Imagine being sat at Barnes and Noble reading the manga and newborn John Fetterman spills out shrieking onto the floor next to you, awful
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Imagine being sat at Barnes and Noble reading the manga and newborn John Fetterman spills out shrieking onto the floor next to you, awful
You: “I hung a perfect mold off my own nuts on my trailer hitch!”
Doctor behind you in traffic: “Huh. That truck has cancer.“
Doctor behind you in traffic: “Huh. That truck has cancer.“
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You: “I hung a perfect mold off my own nuts on my trailer hitch!”
Doctor behind you in traffic: “Huh. That truck has cancer.“
Doctor behind you in traffic: “Huh. That truck has cancer.“
Me: Benign! That’s wonderful news!
My boss: It’s a fair assessment of your performance and impact.
My boss: It’s a fair assessment of your performance and impact.
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Me: Benign! That’s wonderful news!
My boss: It’s a fair assessment of your performance and impact.
My boss: It’s a fair assessment of your performance and impact.
Ebon Alert: The ritual of appeasement has failed. Guard your cheese well and pray for the chosen one.
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ebon Alert: The ritual of appeasement has failed. Guard your cheese well and pray for the chosen one.
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Probably no fictional trope has done as much damage as the Hyperviolent Dude With a Heart of Gold Who Saves Children and Metes Out Justice.
January 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Probably no fictional trope has done as much damage as the Hyperviolent Dude With a Heart of Gold Who Saves Children and Metes Out Justice.
Tailor: Which pant leg do you keep your penis in?
Me admitting nothing: Yes. Fitting my giant penis in my pants is obviously my primary concern.
Me admitting nothing: Yes. Fitting my giant penis in my pants is obviously my primary concern.
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Tailor: Which pant leg do you keep your penis in?
Me admitting nothing: Yes. Fitting my giant penis in my pants is obviously my primary concern.
Me admitting nothing: Yes. Fitting my giant penis in my pants is obviously my primary concern.
Blockchain is just a buzzword for an encryption algorithm. I could funnel Madoff Securities through a Daisy Duck decoder ring and it would still require a new sucker everyday to keep growing.
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Blockchain is just a buzzword for an encryption algorithm. I could funnel Madoff Securities through a Daisy Duck decoder ring and it would still require a new sucker everyday to keep growing.
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To late for me, but the kid in the picture if’s going places. youtu.be/PlWOHo1FbIs?...
MARTINI | 1958 AUNTIE MAME | THE FIRST YOUNGEST ACTOR TO MIX A COCKTAIL IN FILM | JAN HANDZLIK
YouTube video by Cheryl Charming
youtu.be
August 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
To late for me, but the kid in the picture if’s going places. youtu.be/PlWOHo1FbIs?...
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why don't snakes just roll downhill sideways?
May 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
why don't snakes just roll downhill sideways?
The darkness that marked the start of the *Cars* era began when F150s went hunting for bumper decorations on their own.
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The darkness that marked the start of the *Cars* era began when F150s went hunting for bumper decorations on their own.
Owning a fancy espresso machine has made me realize how lucky we are that we have the opportunity to pay teenagers to make our coffee.
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Owning a fancy espresso machine has made me realize how lucky we are that we have the opportunity to pay teenagers to make our coffee.
And lo The Lord said unto Jesus what is this I foundith in your drawer? You are groundedith.
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 AM
And lo The Lord said unto Jesus what is this I foundith in your drawer? You are groundedith.
I cleaned my kitchen today. The fruit flies, they are so sad.
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I cleaned my kitchen today. The fruit flies, they are so sad.
When you see a song you still think of as ‘new’ music released remastered…
October 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
When you see a song you still think of as ‘new’ music released remastered…
Dear Gavin Newsom,
Please stop texting me. It makes you seem thirsty.
Please stop texting me. It makes you seem thirsty.
September 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Dear Gavin Newsom,
Please stop texting me. It makes you seem thirsty.
Please stop texting me. It makes you seem thirsty.
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Marines to LA Stuck In Traffic On The 5, Use Waze Shortcut, Hit Worse Traffic In Downey, Advised By AM/PM Clerk To Cut Thru Bell Gardens & Pick Up The 710 But Detoured By CalTrans To Slauson Ave, Lose Radio Contact In That Dead Zone Between Big Z Fabrics & Winchells Donut, Begin To Question Mission
June 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Marines to LA Stuck In Traffic On The 5, Use Waze Shortcut, Hit Worse Traffic In Downey, Advised By AM/PM Clerk To Cut Thru Bell Gardens & Pick Up The 710 But Detoured By CalTrans To Slauson Ave, Lose Radio Contact In That Dead Zone Between Big Z Fabrics & Winchells Donut, Begin To Question Mission
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Man In Deserted Chick-fil-A Parking Lot Forgets It's Sunday. Thinks He Missed Rapture
August 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Man In Deserted Chick-fil-A Parking Lot Forgets It's Sunday. Thinks He Missed Rapture
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Farmer Calls 4 Horses In The Distance "Probably Nothing"
May 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Farmer Calls 4 Horses In The Distance "Probably Nothing"
It babbles incoherently, runs on all fours and every leg bends a right angle to all the others, but the shorts are only $7.
September 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It babbles incoherently, runs on all fours and every leg bends a right angle to all the others, but the shorts are only $7.