Rev. Rhian L. Thomas
@rhianoceros.bsky.social
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Old high school teachers keep popping up in my "people you may know" suggestions with a dozen or more mutual friends. I'm not even friends with teachers who made a positive impact. It's weird. Y'all grabbing a beer and reminiscing? "Hey, remember when you taught us Archimedes Principle? Crazy, bro"
July 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Old high school teachers keep popping up in my "people you may know" suggestions with a dozen or more mutual friends. I'm not even friends with teachers who made a positive impact. It's weird. Y'all grabbing a beer and reminiscing? "Hey, remember when you taught us Archimedes Principle? Crazy, bro"
Nobody else wants to consider the fact that Marty could have just assassinated Doc Brown, thus preventing the invention of the Flux Capacitor in the first place.
June 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Nobody else wants to consider the fact that Marty could have just assassinated Doc Brown, thus preventing the invention of the Flux Capacitor in the first place.
It's a damn shame they don't make sundresses for men. No. I will not elaborate.
May 4, 2025 at 11:34 AM
It's a damn shame they don't make sundresses for men. No. I will not elaborate.
They can't play baseball. They don't wear sweaters. They're not good dancers. They don't play drums.
April 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
They can't play baseball. They don't wear sweaters. They're not good dancers. They don't play drums.
I went downstairs for breakfast,
I ordered ham and eggs,
I ate so many pickles
The juice ran down my legs.
I ordered ham and eggs,
I ate so many pickles
The juice ran down my legs.
March 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I went downstairs for breakfast,
I ordered ham and eggs,
I ate so many pickles
The juice ran down my legs.
I ordered ham and eggs,
I ate so many pickles
The juice ran down my legs.
Hi Balls
I'm Dad
I'm Dad
March 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Hi Balls
I'm Dad
I'm Dad
Red sky at morning, sailors take warning
Red sky at night, Rapper's Delight
...or however that saying goes.
Red sky at night, Rapper's Delight
...or however that saying goes.
March 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Red sky at morning, sailors take warning
Red sky at night, Rapper's Delight
...or however that saying goes.
Red sky at night, Rapper's Delight
...or however that saying goes.
T-shirt ideas, which is funnier?
moon water cured my HPV
moon water healed my vasectomy
moon water re-grew my foreskin
moon water cured my HPV
moon water healed my vasectomy
moon water re-grew my foreskin
March 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
T-shirt ideas, which is funnier?
moon water cured my HPV
moon water healed my vasectomy
moon water re-grew my foreskin
moon water cured my HPV
moon water healed my vasectomy
moon water re-grew my foreskin
I recently went to a new therapist for the first first time. Less than five hours later, I was told I'd been passed off to someone else who "would be a better fit." I have a feeling that this may be a long vetting process.
March 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I recently went to a new therapist for the first first time. Less than five hours later, I was told I'd been passed off to someone else who "would be a better fit." I have a feeling that this may be a long vetting process.
Is there anything sexier than a woman playing bass?
March 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Is there anything sexier than a woman playing bass?
I have been home from my vacation in the Dominican Republic for just 15 hours and the tranquility I felt there has dissolved into rage and depression. America is vile.
March 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I have been home from my vacation in the Dominican Republic for just 15 hours and the tranquility I felt there has dissolved into rage and depression. America is vile.
Get in good trouble, necessary trouble.
February 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is it racist to be prejudiced against orange people?
February 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Is it racist to be prejudiced against orange people?
Developing a following on a new platform requires far more dedication and engagement than I'm willing to invest. My neurodivergent mind has already lost interest and has moved on to a new hyper-fixation. Time to learn all I can about sake brewing in the short time before losing interest in that too
February 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Developing a following on a new platform requires far more dedication and engagement than I'm willing to invest. My neurodivergent mind has already lost interest and has moved on to a new hyper-fixation. Time to learn all I can about sake brewing in the short time before losing interest in that too
New skirt
Ladies, the no pockets thing is a legitimate bitch. In the first pic, I'm hiding a hip pouch under my hand. It's totally NOT a fanny pack, and therefore not dorky at all, but it would be a lot cooler if I didn't need it.
Ladies, the no pockets thing is a legitimate bitch. In the first pic, I'm hiding a hip pouch under my hand. It's totally NOT a fanny pack, and therefore not dorky at all, but it would be a lot cooler if I didn't need it.
February 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
New skirt
Ladies, the no pockets thing is a legitimate bitch. In the first pic, I'm hiding a hip pouch under my hand. It's totally NOT a fanny pack, and therefore not dorky at all, but it would be a lot cooler if I didn't need it.
Ladies, the no pockets thing is a legitimate bitch. In the first pic, I'm hiding a hip pouch under my hand. It's totally NOT a fanny pack, and therefore not dorky at all, but it would be a lot cooler if I didn't need it.
Regardless of gender or sexual preference, if you came up in the 90s, you had a crush on Björk. Anyone who says otherwise is a dirty liar. She's an amazing artist and cute AF. Whether flying her freak flag in a swan dress or caving in a paparazzo's face, she's equally adorable.
February 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Regardless of gender or sexual preference, if you came up in the 90s, you had a crush on Björk. Anyone who says otherwise is a dirty liar. She's an amazing artist and cute AF. Whether flying her freak flag in a swan dress or caving in a paparazzo's face, she's equally adorable.
We're flying to Punta Cana on the 27th and I'm more than a little bit anxious.
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
We're flying to Punta Cana on the 27th and I'm more than a little bit anxious.
Reposted by Rev. Rhian L. Thomas
February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The surviving members of Nirvana are just trolling Courtney Love at this point.
February 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The surviving members of Nirvana are just trolling Courtney Love at this point.
Me after giving everyone I work with a quick lesson on what DEI actually is.
February 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Me after giving everyone I work with a quick lesson on what DEI actually is.
How it feels to see Comfortably Numb performed live by David or Roger.
Niagara fucking Falls, man.
Niagara fucking Falls, man.
February 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
How it feels to see Comfortably Numb performed live by David or Roger.
Niagara fucking Falls, man.
Niagara fucking Falls, man.
Oh, you like Carhartt, huh?
Name 5 of their albums.
Name 5 of their albums.
February 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Oh, you like Carhartt, huh?
Name 5 of their albums.
Name 5 of their albums.