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deathcarpets.sisc.one
the IT guys, they came to me they told me we’re going to have to install windows 11 i said no, no i don’t think so. every computer in the white house will be running bloat free open source software and it will work perfectly. we have the best audio drivers in the world folks. crisp, reliable, smooth
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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rvbdrm.com
Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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alexhan.bsky.social
Trump filling out his NYC DSA membership card to vote on primarying Jeffries right now
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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thefilmupdates.bsky.social
Javier Bardem at the #Emmys: "Here I am today denouncing the genocide in Gaza... Free Palestine!"

(via @Variety)
September 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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espiers.bsky.social
I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn't a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
www.thenation.com
September 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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elivalley.bsky.social
Sept. 12, 2025, 1:37 p.m. ET17 minutes ago Kellen Browning Beau Mason, Utah’s public safety commissioner, said the 22-year-old accused of Charlie Kirk’s killing surrendered to law enforcement officers at a sheriff’s office in southwest Utah. “When our investigators got down there, they were able to peacefully make contact with him and move through that process of making the arrest,” Mason said in an interview. “He was very compliant with that.” Mason added that the suspect’s family “did a great job of helping him come to a positive resolution to turn himself in.” Happy family on speedboat image from this tweet/meme: https://x.com/zackfox/status/1036389932854652928
September 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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frames.earlgreymemes.club
TNG; "Fistful of Datas"; Data (as Frank's accomplice) is perched on a roof with a double barrel shotgun resting on his arm; he is wearing an old west costume with sombrero and long pointy mustache
September 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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crushbort.bsky.social
Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was returning home from his weekly Saturday night dinner at Denny's. The Mayor had his usual order of Choconana Pancake Slam® with boysenberry syrup. Denny's had been out of boysenberry syrup for several months due to supply chain issues outside of its control and as such the Mayor had brought his own pitcher of homemade boysenberry syrup. However, this was not necessary as boysenberry syrup-and fan favorites blueberry, strawberry, and butter pecan —are now back at all 1,500 Denny's locations. While operating his vehicle, Mayor Giuliani noticed a drop of Denny's boysenberry syrup had fallen on his shoe at some point during his meal, which was under $20 even with a tip. Understandably, the Mayor did not want to let the unbeatable taste of authentic Denny's syrup go to waste after so long an absence and attempted to lean down to suck his shoe. After several subsequent collisions with other vehicles, Mayor Giuliani pulled over to the side of the road, exited his vehicle, and rolled onto his back in an attempt to better suck his own foot. At this time we believe the Mayor's violent thrashing during these repeated failed attempts resulted in numerous injuries. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with severe diarrhea. There is no reason to believe this was as a result of the quality of his Denny's experience, but rather the Mayor's high level of physical activity so soon after eating. At this time, no further updates are available. This is the only statement authorized by Mayor Giuliani. Signed, Michael Ragu Chief Flavor Officer, Denny's USA
August 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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violethour.bsky.social
My poor friend André only has two aunts. We call him “Double Aunt André”
August 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
rhinorumbler.bsky.social
proud boys and other far right militias are being absorbed into ICE. The big ICE budget can be thought of as a jobs program for the proud boys. simple as
newrepublic.com The New Republic @newrepublic.com · Aug 24
It used to be far-right groups who flooded cities wearing masks and military gear, looking for a fight. Now it’s anonymous federal agents who are violently attacking people on the street. trib.al/mQUSfwW
August 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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aelkus.bsky.social
mr mamdani can you confirm or deny that you have seen this penguin before
June 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
rhinorumbler.bsky.social
Waking up my pregnant wife to tell her the pope died
April 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
rhinorumbler.bsky.social
When america balkanizes east and west Tennessee will split into two nations. East Tennessee will be called "Tennessee" and west Tennessee will be called "east Missouri"
violethour.bsky.social Piney Tenis 🎄 @violethour.bsky.social · Apr 19
Doesn’t matter what you want. The world has progressed past a need for an “America.” There is no future for “America.” Balkanize now, pig nation!!!
mollrat @mollrat.bsky.social · Apr 19
The problem I'm seeing with leftists is they want others to hate America as much as they do but I'm sorry that's not going to happen and also that's no way to improve politics. We need people to love this country and want to make it better. This era has actually made me more patriotic.
April 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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insanemistress.bsky.social
reskeet if you agree 💜 #loveislove #neverforget
Elon pregnant in front of an exploding twin tower in its osama bin ladin holding his belly button it’s the words « mistakes into miracles »
April 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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daviddlevine.com
LLMs hallucinating nonexistent software packages with plausible names leads to a new malware vulnerability: "slopsquatting."
LLMs can't stop making up software dependencies and sabotaging everything
: Hallucinated package names fuel 'slopsquatting'
www.theregister.com
April 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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yogabbagabagool.bsky.social
Watching Star Trek Enterprise because the theme song unironically whips ass and if you think otherwise you should ask yourself why you hate joy.

youtu.be/bgoXrBRVu54?...
Star Trek: Enterprise Theme Song 2001
YouTube video by Retro Commercial Vault
youtu.be
March 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
acquit on that thang
A tweet from TMZ saying "Haliey 'Hawk Tuah' Welch Says SEC Meme Coin Probe Closed, No Charges Click to read more"
March 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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garbageganghq.bsky.social
March 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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robdenbleyker.com
those 2 astronauts watching musk's spaceship explode last night
March 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
rhinorumbler.bsky.social
This is exactly what doge wants to happen? Mark Cuban is offering to help because he knows he can make a couple bucks off this investment. Piece of shit, no such thing as a good billionaire.
mcuban.bsky.social Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · Mar 2
If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company.

It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.

They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.

I’m happy to invest and/or help
March 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
rhinorumbler.bsky.social
Someone tell the genius designers at paramount plus that in the english language we read left to right
March 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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voicesbyzane.bsky.social
Im tied to a chair in some damp basement somewhere in the american midwest. The cop slides another Meta Neuroreader headset on me. I immediately fry it by visualizing Karl Franz's warhammer wiki page in a weaponized shotgun blast of autism, wasting $12,000. This is the third time I've done this.
lepetitoiseau.bsky.social C. Bukowski @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · Feb 20
Hahahaha. Facebook researchers successfully decoded brain signals outside of a brain with a device non surgically i.e. : they are literally developing tech to read people’s brains. BIG FAT FUCKING NO. N00000. It’s literally tinfoil hat time. 🥳🤯🤬

www.vox.com/future-perfe...
Meta’s brain-to-text tech is here. We are not remotely ready.
Why we should start caring about the right to brain privacy now.
www.vox.com
February 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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violethour.bsky.social
Why is it “controversial” to say anybody giving a speech who closes it with a Nazi salute should be executed immediately? This is the least controversial statement I’ve ever made
February 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM