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jeph 🍣

@rhythmik.bsky.social

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they/them/elle English/Español あたしは日本語が話せない Magic Arena/Trading Card Game Broadcast Production. One of the Pokemon VGC players of all time Owner of @esportsadm.in [Virginia Beach, VA]

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 10h

when your team is that small $20million+ in sales is what can only be described as an absolute fuckload of money

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 11h

youll pry deltarune from my dead hands

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 13h

my favorite part of games in 2025 is they all are a job now
PLAY 3 GAMES TO GET YOUR DAILY BONUS
CLICK THROUGH 5 MENUS FOR A NEW ITEM
GET YOUR DAILY EXP TO LEVEL UP AND GET NEW PERKS

bro i paid you to play this game i dont even want to play anymroe

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 14h

most of these are one off sets of like 5 cards so i think embracing full stupid nihilsm for those things specifically is pretty cool

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 15h

do you have multiple accounts?

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 22h

who owes you 10k in ff product

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 22h

you could remove either of those last two words

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 22h

have you read about the concept of hyperreality?

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 22h

that would drive me insane
I've spent so many hours figuring out where my vlookups fucked up after having to move some data

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 1d

it his defense, this is a transformative presidency

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 1d

I'm actually very happy newsome is making moves now. he will be useful until he is cast aside and has no chance as fucking up the presidency

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 1d

girl you are so hot fr

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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 1d

if you dropped Lucio into CS:GO

Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 1d

Incredible (via www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...)

A group of apparent armed agents assemble at the end of a street, as seen from the perspective of a person in inflatable frog costume, their frog’s eyes dominating the foreground. The Ice facility in downtown Portland on Monday. Photograph: Mathieu Lewis-Rolland/AFP/Getty Images

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 1d

its vlookup but good

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 1d

god please take me back
give me more battle network shit with different gameplay

Amyfoil 🏳️‍⚧️ - Was at TFN2025 @silverfoiler.bsky.social · 1d

Fiction needs to have more cyber worlds that look like these shows.

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 1d

i am also obligated by law to share anything related to megaman.exe

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 1d

i've completely switched to xlookup since vlookup breaks whenever there is a small breeze

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jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 1d

mikaeus is this guys best friend

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 1d

yeah, same. i had 2k in the bad place and basically didn't exist.
here 700 is pretty nice

jeph 🍣 @rhythmik.bsky.social · 1d

neat
i am slowly rebuilding from leaving the bad place

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · Jul 5

imagine getting a handjob in a tesla and this pops up on the screen

　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · Jul 5

elon musk giving what is somehow the least cool double thumbs up ever. like mitch mcconnell could do double thumbs ups and he would look so so so much cooler than elon does in this picture. he is holding his thumbs so far away from his body. why?

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Mike Masnick @mmasnick.bsky.social · 1d

Reading this thread while in my 3rd airport in 2 days (on my way to a 4th) and whether you travel a lot or not, it's an amazing read.

Nome @nome.bsky.social · 2d

Some things I've learned in my first few weeks:

1) There is a grey market candy swapping racket between janitors, TSA agents, CSRs, and everyone else who has to stand someplace all day at the airport.

Hi-chews, sour candies, and gummy anything are in highest demand.

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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 2d

13) This isn't news to me, but the manosphere complaint that "you can't compliment anyone anymore!" is bullshit.

I compliment people constantly, all day, and get warm smiles and heartfelt thanks and watch people walk away in a better mood. The secret is not being a gross creep about it.

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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 2d

6) You will 100% be judged by a dozen strangers you've never met if you're having a fight with your S/o while you travel.

I swear to god, the number of couples who just walk through the airport treating each other like shit is *staggering*, and you *will* be gossiped about.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 19d

I'm here to remind you that there are a lot of wonderful things outside. What if you went on a quest to find out what makes them happy? I'm on drugs.

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