Mom n Pop Billionaire
@richardincome.bsky.social
BIDEN 2028 🇺🇸 Literary FIREBRAND, Regime Challenger, chill af AS FUCK, not afraid to speak his mind. Pullitzer Prize Awardee, Nobel Prize Awardee, Kids Choice Awards Awardee
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Killing in the name must have been written about the hottest girl you've ever seen
The only way to get men to stop having sex with my wife in front of me is to learn how to rap
January 21, 2026 at 4:13 AM
The only way to get men to stop having sex with my wife in front of me is to learn how to rap
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they are sending me to space to studdy the effects of jacking off 5000 times in space
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 AM
they are sending me to space to studdy the effects of jacking off 5000 times in space
January 18, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Kamala Harris also managed to halt any and all momentum her campaign had by capitulating to the failing strategy of appealing to a contingent of nonexistent moderates. Parading the Cheneys around damaged her electoral chances far more than any annoying lefty account posting about her
Kamala Harris called all of this.
But y’all knew better.
And now….you’re crying for someone to come save you.
Fuck you.
But y’all knew better.
And now….you’re crying for someone to come save you.
Fuck you.
January 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Kamala Harris also managed to halt any and all momentum her campaign had by capitulating to the failing strategy of appealing to a contingent of nonexistent moderates. Parading the Cheneys around damaged her electoral chances far more than any annoying lefty account posting about her
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im going beast mode (grocery store)
January 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
im going beast mode (grocery store)
The crazy part is we all knew this type of shit would happen and yet the dems spent 0 time saying "I'm against was crimes" and instead decided to suck each other off to anti-immigration propaganda on stage next to the Cheneys, a family hated by liberals and maga. Expert gambit right here
January 4, 2026 at 9:18 AM
The crazy part is we all knew this type of shit would happen and yet the dems spent 0 time saying "I'm against was crimes" and instead decided to suck each other off to anti-immigration propaganda on stage next to the Cheneys, a family hated by liberals and maga. Expert gambit right here
The replies are awesome, a ton of people angrily rejecting any distinction between being profitable and being corporate
Actors, actresses, and filmmakers I'd describe as "corporate":
Julia Roberts
Jack Black
Will Smith
Dwayne Johnson
Ryan Reynolds
Kevin Hart
Robert Downey, Jr.
Chris Evans
Mark Wahlberg
Shawn Levy
Gal Gadot
The Russo brothers
James Gunn
Julia Roberts
Jack Black
Will Smith
Dwayne Johnson
Ryan Reynolds
Kevin Hart
Robert Downey, Jr.
Chris Evans
Mark Wahlberg
Shawn Levy
Gal Gadot
The Russo brothers
James Gunn
January 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
The replies are awesome, a ton of people angrily rejecting any distinction between being profitable and being corporate
I get extra protein in my coffee the old fashioned way, by jacking off into a cup 20 times or until I pass out
January 2, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I get extra protein in my coffee the old fashioned way, by jacking off into a cup 20 times or until I pass out
I'm the first person to proudly say I don't trust Zohran Mamdani because he's shorter than me
please be critical of even your favorite politicians. democracy can only function if we are constantly demanding better.
January 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I'm the first person to proudly say I don't trust Zohran Mamdani because he's shorter than me
(leftistly) black women are pedophiles
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
(leftistly) black women are pedophiles
Bro you're making my balls so hard rn
December 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Bro you're making my balls so hard rn
I could have sworn it was called the new yorm times
December 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I could have sworn it was called the new yorm times
Getting elected because I was the first Democrat to call Trump the f slur proudly
December 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Getting elected because I was the first Democrat to call Trump the f slur proudly
Is Michael Imperioli spanish?
December 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Is Michael Imperioli spanish?
One day I would love to try a good old fashioned Chicago deep dick pizza
December 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
One day I would love to try a good old fashioned Chicago deep dick pizza
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santa offered me a billion dollars or one dinner with jay z. i said just give me the coal, a true hustler stays hungry
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
santa offered me a billion dollars or one dinner with jay z. i said just give me the coal, a true hustler stays hungry
FBI agent in Epstein's cell giggling and saying stop hanging yourself! Stop hanging yourself!
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
FBI agent in Epstein's cell giggling and saying stop hanging yourself! Stop hanging yourself!
Hello does anyone know valve. I have an idea for a VR headset that is self-lubricating
December 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Hello does anyone know valve. I have an idea for a VR headset that is self-lubricating
Any other #socialist #gamer #smalldick legends looking to start a lobbying group for our small yet powerful interests
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Any other #socialist #gamer #smalldick legends looking to start a lobbying group for our small yet powerful interests
Jackhammered the clit for 2.5 seconds and she didn't cum. I think she might be broken?
December 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Jackhammered the clit for 2.5 seconds and she didn't cum. I think she might be broken?
Dracula sucked me
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Dracula sucked me
My girlfriend: can you help me make dinner?
Me from the universe where if I get hard I explode in a blast that could consume the sun: nah I'm busy thinking about dead birds and shit
Me from the universe where if I get hard I explode in a blast that could consume the sun: nah I'm busy thinking about dead birds and shit
December 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My girlfriend: can you help me make dinner?
Me from the universe where if I get hard I explode in a blast that could consume the sun: nah I'm busy thinking about dead birds and shit
Me from the universe where if I get hard I explode in a blast that could consume the sun: nah I'm busy thinking about dead birds and shit
(gay blackula) I vant to suck your blood
December 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
(gay blackula) I vant to suck your blood
I came first! Lol I'm just playin, she always gets to finish first and then I'm allowed to cum in the bathroom two hours after she falls asleep :)
December 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I came first! Lol I'm just playin, she always gets to finish first and then I'm allowed to cum in the bathroom two hours after she falls asleep :)