Honestly, and I've said this to another prolific poster--you've already written a publishable books worth of writing and ideas. Just collect it in written form and shop it to a publisher.

I SAID: I WOULD SHOW UP TO HEAR YOU READ IT.

See 30 years ago they'd have called you an essayist and you'd publish that and we'd bring out on a speaking tour and people would show up to hear you read that.

I'd show up to hear you read that. 😂😂😂

The "I could have if I wanted to, believe me" is the same device he uses to say he can use any power he wants as President, it's not impossible for him to find a way to say both.

(Ok sorry)

Pls stop discouraging them

You have a crush NOW. CONGRATULATIONS that's incredible. Pls high-five him at some point for me

I'm not wearing them? Wait this probably wasn't directed at me was it

That's okay I have them all on my phone already. 😊

So bright yet so beholden to collapsed ideas

It’s like watching a baby play with an unplugged video game controller

The people

Who were never going to vote for you

Are not convinced

By your abuse of the people who will

Everyone please investigate jewelers resale prices before going through with any "and I'll keep the ring!"-type plans

There was a Marvel comic forever ago where this one guy shows up super jacked and heroic, fights a bit. Comes back later nerdy and short, says "I've got the other body at the gym working out so I can get some other work done" and I'm like yeah, send my second body to the gym for six hours 😂

Like the Simpsons episode you just saw a cloud hit you?

I haven't forgiven him for how hard he went after Elizabeth Warren in the 2020 primary.

The eyebrows!