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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 1h

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social I'm not wrong in seeing this the way I'm seeing it, am I?

Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 1h

Somebody posted this on IG from the Louis Vuitton cafe in NY, and I just...

A tart of some sort with floral cookie pattern with a hole filled with what appears to be a lemony liquid seeping out of it

Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 1h

Somebody posted this on IG from the Louis Vuitton cafe in NY, and I just...

Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 2h

Nice! I suggest you channel that money into canned fruits and vegetables. For a rainy day.

We're gonna be eatin good alllll winter.

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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 2h

Guys I think Kohler has come up with an idea to bring both sides together.

A photo of a gold toilet paper "carriage" which holds the toilet paper roll on its side, eliminating the classic "over vs. under" debate. Downside, fuckin thing is $387. But peace isn't always cheap, is it.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2h

Parents Ask Detained Nanny If She’s Still Free To Watch Kids Friday https://theonion.com/parents-ask-detained-nanny-if-shes-still-free-to-watch-kids-friday/

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Air-rum @aarum.bsky.social · 19h

Meg just posted this oh they about to be really a sick 🤧 😂

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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 19h

Eh I remember when Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth started talking again and it Immediately Went Wrong. So I am waiting to see what happens 😂

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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 19h

This is a really good one

The frowning boy meme, because while this was an excellent "change a letter ruin a candy", I literally made this face when I read it lol

Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 22h

Par exemple:

a woman says i 'm right on top of that rose while wearing a red scarf

Alt: a woman says i 'm right on top of that rose while wearing a red scarf

media.tenor.com

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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 22h

I'm ALREADY really great at telling supervisors that I'll do stuff I'm not gonna do. So experienced.

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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 23h

Tell me a story about an animal mimicking humans and bringing a leaf to a store to trade for food, inject that right into my veins

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Daniel - Desert Apostate @hcexvangelical.bsky.social · 1d

COUNT III

Agent turned to shake his fist in the air at Kat Abughazaleh and say "why I oughta..." and stepped on a rake which caused the handle to hit the Agent in the face.

COUNT IV

Agent, now recovering from the blow acquired from the rake turned around and stepped on another rake.

spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 1d

COUNT I

Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.

COUNT II

The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 1d

COUNT I

Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.

COUNT II

The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 1d

I'm such a Libra.

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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 1d

Someone asked me to do a questionnaire to tell them my Briggs Meyer type and I didn't want to. I don't want to know, I feel like that, and astrology, are false senses of knowing "what type of person I am", wrapping me up in a bow, and not needing to get to know me at all. I gracefully decline.

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Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” @ryanjreilly.com · 1d

DOJ secures indictment of Democratic congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh over ICE protests

www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

DOJ indicts Democratic congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh over ICE protests

Abughazaleh called the charges "yet another attempt by the Trump administration to criminalize protest and punish those who dare to speak up."

www.nbcnews.com

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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 1d

Aahhh so that's why Outlook won't load. Thank you!

Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 1d

a group of people wearing headphones are standing on a race track and one of them is saying `` i wanna go fast ''

ALT: a group of people wearing headphones are standing on a race track and one of them is saying `` i wanna go fast ''

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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 1d

Young George Bailey would disagree with you. But I won't!

Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 1d

If you're showing me a video of an abandoned dog learning to trust his rescuers you better get through that scared untrusting past of the video quick af. I am not here for 90 seconds of sad piano music and a dog having the worst, most scared day of his life.

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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 1d

I grew up in the mean streets of Florida and I called the mob boss I hung out with "primo", I don't remember if he was my cousin or not.

a man is saying `` i want you to turn that music '' while wearing sunglasses .

Alt: a man is saying `` i want you to turn that music '' while wearing sunglasses .

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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 2d

Took me ALL DAY to find out why people were talking about aunts.

It's partially frustrating and partially fascinating, I have to just sit back and wait for the mystery of the day to reveal itself 😊

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 2d

i cannot believe that “mamdani calls a close adult relative an ‘aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a “scandal” these days

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Representative Jim McGovern @repmcgovern.bsky.social · 2d

Republicans in Congress are taking an indefinite vacation & relinquishing their power to a wannabe king.

Without a Congress, we’re living in a dictatorship—not a democracy.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "I said, 'put it all into one bill and if we get it done, we're done for four years.' We don't need anything more from Congress."

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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 2d

There’s a @briancassella.bsky.social shot for this from just today!!

Greg Bovino and his CBP team in their car leaving the federal courthouse with the reflection of a Chicagoan giving them the middle finger in the car window glass

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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 2d

I said "off the record"!!

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