Rich Mahogany
@richmahogany.bsky.social
Internationally ✨published ✨ skeeter
Award-Winning Chocolate Chip Cookie Historian
I want my autobiography to sound like absolute bullshit, and I want it illustrated by Garth Williams.
Award-Winning Chocolate Chip Cookie Historian
I want my autobiography to sound like absolute bullshit, and I want it illustrated by Garth Williams.
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So bright yet so beholden to collapsed ideas
It’s like watching a baby play with an unplugged video game controller
It’s like watching a baby play with an unplugged video game controller
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
So bright yet so beholden to collapsed ideas
It’s like watching a baby play with an unplugged video game controller
It’s like watching a baby play with an unplugged video game controller
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The people
Who were never going to vote for you
Are not convinced
By your abuse of the people who will
Who were never going to vote for you
Are not convinced
By your abuse of the people who will
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The people
Who were never going to vote for you
Are not convinced
By your abuse of the people who will
Who were never going to vote for you
Are not convinced
By your abuse of the people who will
My sister sending me one post about the rumor Trump blew Clinton and immediately getting the 8 posts and memes I have saved about it lolol
Thought you were the first one to the table, nope I've been sitting here for hours 😂😂
Thought you were the first one to the table, nope I've been sitting here for hours 😂😂
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My sister sending me one post about the rumor Trump blew Clinton and immediately getting the 8 posts and memes I have saved about it lolol
Thought you were the first one to the table, nope I've been sitting here for hours 😂😂
Thought you were the first one to the table, nope I've been sitting here for hours 😂😂
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AI Chatbot Obviously Trying To Wind Down Conversation With Boring Human https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-obviously-trying-to-wind-down-conversation-w-1850146151/
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
AI Chatbot Obviously Trying To Wind Down Conversation With Boring Human https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-obviously-trying-to-wind-down-conversation-w-1850146151/
I'm checking out of Amazon and they're like do you want blueberries NO I DONT WANT FUCKING BLUEBERRIES YOU WEIRD FUCKING ASSHOLES you’re supposed to have a good algorithm WTF
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I'm checking out of Amazon and they're like do you want blueberries NO I DONT WANT FUCKING BLUEBERRIES YOU WEIRD FUCKING ASSHOLES you’re supposed to have a good algorithm WTF
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Wild graphic on front page of WSJ.
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Wild graphic on front page of WSJ.
They were out of my normal Old Spice Fresh scent and I chose Orchard and now I smell like apple crisp.
Not a complaint. Just doesn't smell like me. And now I'm hungry.
Not a complaint. Just doesn't smell like me. And now I'm hungry.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
They were out of my normal Old Spice Fresh scent and I chose Orchard and now I smell like apple crisp.
Not a complaint. Just doesn't smell like me. And now I'm hungry.
Not a complaint. Just doesn't smell like me. And now I'm hungry.
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The ALT tab covered the last part of "Did" and I thought she "Died"
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The ALT tab covered the last part of "Did" and I thought she "Died"
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
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The family of the late San Diego Padres owner Peter Seidler is exploring the possibility of selling the franchise.
The club has hired BDT & MSD Partners, which served as an adviser on similar discussions in recent years to the NBA's Boston Celtics and MLB's Chicago White Sox.
The club has hired BDT & MSD Partners, which served as an adviser on similar discussions in recent years to the NBA's Boston Celtics and MLB's Chicago White Sox.
San Diego Padres could be up for sale as Seidler family considers options
The club has hired BDT & MSD Partners, which served as an adviser on similar discussions in recent years to the NBA's Boston Celtics and MLB's Chicago White Sox.
www.10news.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The family of the late San Diego Padres owner Peter Seidler is exploring the possibility of selling the franchise.
The club has hired BDT & MSD Partners, which served as an adviser on similar discussions in recent years to the NBA's Boston Celtics and MLB's Chicago White Sox.
The club has hired BDT & MSD Partners, which served as an adviser on similar discussions in recent years to the NBA's Boston Celtics and MLB's Chicago White Sox.
How do I make money from AI failing tho?
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
How do I make money from AI failing tho?
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New apt. Just ran the dryer for a full cycle instead of the washer which I had loaded and needed to be done so I could iron my dress shirts and go to bed
a man is sitting on a couch with his hand on his face
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his hand on his face
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
New apt. Just ran the dryer for a full cycle instead of the washer which I had loaded and needed to be done so I could iron my dress shirts and go to bed
Okay what did I miss?
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Okay what did I miss?
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Don Trump? The former New York hotelier?
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Don Trump? The former New York hotelier?
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Thomas Massie to CNN on the Epstein files: "This vote is gonna be on your record for longer than Trump is gonna be president. And what are you gonna do in 2028 and 2030 when you're in a debate … and they say, 'How can we trust you? You covered up for a pedophile back in 2025.'"
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Thomas Massie to CNN on the Epstein files: "This vote is gonna be on your record for longer than Trump is gonna be president. And what are you gonna do in 2028 and 2030 when you're in a debate … and they say, 'How can we trust you? You covered up for a pedophile back in 2025.'"
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*Smoking my vape like Sherlock Holmes*
My god, the president is a paedophile
My god, the president is a paedophile
September 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
*Smoking my vape like Sherlock Holmes*
My god, the president is a paedophile
My god, the president is a paedophile
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COL. JESSUP: You want answers?
SCHUMER: I think I’m entitled!
COL. JESSUP: You want answers?
SCHUMER: I WANT THE TRUTH!!
COL. JESSUP: You can’t handled the truth!
SCHUMER (defiantly): No further questions, you honor.
SCHUMER: I think I’m entitled!
COL. JESSUP: You want answers?
SCHUMER: I WANT THE TRUTH!!
COL. JESSUP: You can’t handled the truth!
SCHUMER (defiantly): No further questions, you honor.
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Maybe it's my Autism Brain or whatever, but I don't really get why anyone who had access to this stuff wouldn't have splashed these horrific revelations literally everywhere the second you knew about them. Take these fuckers down.
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Maybe it's my Autism Brain or whatever, but I don't really get why anyone who had access to this stuff wouldn't have splashed these horrific revelations literally everywhere the second you knew about them. Take these fuckers down.
There are a lot of parking lots in downtown San Diego, it always makes me think how is that still there and not already a parking garage or 30 story apt complex?
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There are a lot of parking lots in downtown San Diego, it always makes me think how is that still there and not already a parking garage or 30 story apt complex?
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Let me show you the difference between a $40 hoodie and a ~$100 hoodie. 🧵
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Let me show you the difference between a $40 hoodie and a ~$100 hoodie. 🧵
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Obviously have to say my opinions do not reflect those of my employer etc etc and that although I did hold licensure in six states at one point I never actually sold plans, I have always been on the admin side. I can't sell you a plan or recommend one, but I can help you know what you're buying.
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Obviously have to say my opinions do not reflect those of my employer etc etc and that although I did hold licensure in six states at one point I never actually sold plans, I have always been on the admin side. I can't sell you a plan or recommend one, but I can help you know what you're buying.
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Are you an American currently facing the terrifying prospect of enrolling in health insurance? Do you have questions about the process, or need help understanding industry lingo in plan selection stuff? I have worked for a health insurer for the past 8y, shoot me a reply and I will try to help
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Are you an American currently facing the terrifying prospect of enrolling in health insurance? Do you have questions about the process, or need help understanding industry lingo in plan selection stuff? I have worked for a health insurer for the past 8y, shoot me a reply and I will try to help
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After 232 years, the U.S. Mint has retired the penny.
The end of its production comes amid a years-long farce of the government producing coins that cost more to make than they are worth. https://wapo.st/47DdYAZ
The end of its production comes amid a years-long farce of the government producing coins that cost more to make than they are worth. https://wapo.st/47DdYAZ
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
After 232 years, the U.S. Mint has retired the penny.
The end of its production comes amid a years-long farce of the government producing coins that cost more to make than they are worth. https://wapo.st/47DdYAZ
The end of its production comes amid a years-long farce of the government producing coins that cost more to make than they are worth. https://wapo.st/47DdYAZ