Ricky Malibu
@rickymalibu.bsky.social
Never the smartest person in the room
I wanted a sewing kit though...
December 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I wanted a sewing kit though...
I might not be the fastest
I might not win the race
But you will always find me
With a big smile on my face!
Some horses stand still
Some horses sit down
As for me I'll always be
Running around
I might not win the race
But you will always find me
With a big smile on my face!
Some horses stand still
Some horses sit down
As for me I'll always be
Running around
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I might not be the fastest
I might not win the race
But you will always find me
With a big smile on my face!
Some horses stand still
Some horses sit down
As for me I'll always be
Running around
I might not win the race
But you will always find me
With a big smile on my face!
Some horses stand still
Some horses sit down
As for me I'll always be
Running around
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Russian army destroyed the railway station in Fastiv near Kyiv tonight. Just bombed it into obliteration. Fire that broke out ate up the construction. It’s gone. This is more than just about a railway. This is exactly what Russia is trying to do to my people : to make us gone. Either by
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Russian army destroyed the railway station in Fastiv near Kyiv tonight. Just bombed it into obliteration. Fire that broke out ate up the construction. It’s gone. This is more than just about a railway. This is exactly what Russia is trying to do to my people : to make us gone. Either by
One time I had homework that demanded a ten sentence plot summary. My middle school brain took it literally, and I tortured the english language with commas and run on sentences to summarize a whole fantasy novel in ten sentences. It's embarrassing to realize he probably meant minimum, not maximum.
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
One time I had homework that demanded a ten sentence plot summary. My middle school brain took it literally, and I tortured the english language with commas and run on sentences to summarize a whole fantasy novel in ten sentences. It's embarrassing to realize he probably meant minimum, not maximum.
The thing about the guard shooting is release the files.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The thing about the guard shooting is release the files.
Do you want to go to the blast furnace with me, look at the stars and streetlights, and talk about nothing in particular?
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Do you want to go to the blast furnace with me, look at the stars and streetlights, and talk about nothing in particular?
A reverse image search is the second best way to catch out scammers.
The very best way is remembering that no hottie ever texts first, especially not to me, an overweight cave troll
The very best way is remembering that no hottie ever texts first, especially not to me, an overweight cave troll
In 2024 I investigated many similar accounts that posted very similar types of content, claiming to be ‘Trump supporting women’ from the US, but they were fake accounts using images stolen from European influencers.
The findings were reported here 👇 edition.cnn.com/2024/08/28/e...
The findings were reported here 👇 edition.cnn.com/2024/08/28/e...
Stolen photos of European influencers used to push Trump propaganda on X | CNN
A phony campaign on X backing Trump ahead of the US election is using stolen or manipulated photos of real women in Europe to push its agenda.
edition.cnn.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A reverse image search is the second best way to catch out scammers.
The very best way is remembering that no hottie ever texts first, especially not to me, an overweight cave troll
The very best way is remembering that no hottie ever texts first, especially not to me, an overweight cave troll
Going to warp speed!
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Going to warp speed!
For international men's day I intend to quietly do my job, hopefully protecting and enhancing the quality of life for all in my community.
Hold the applause, and instead of flowers send beer, red 40, and Donghua Jinlong industrial grade glycine.
Hold the applause, and instead of flowers send beer, red 40, and Donghua Jinlong industrial grade glycine.
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
For international men's day I intend to quietly do my job, hopefully protecting and enhancing the quality of life for all in my community.
Hold the applause, and instead of flowers send beer, red 40, and Donghua Jinlong industrial grade glycine.
Hold the applause, and instead of flowers send beer, red 40, and Donghua Jinlong industrial grade glycine.
It feels like me today
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It feels like me today
Cottonwood you beautiful bitch
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Cottonwood you beautiful bitch
No chains no strings no ties no contracts, I return you to you and I return me to me
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
No chains no strings no ties no contracts, I return you to you and I return me to me
I'm hard to shop for in terms of gifts, as I don't have any non performative hobbies.
My sister bought me manly soap bars for Christmas, just pounds of soap that smells like pine trees, or boot leather, or smoke.
She tries, sister is alright. But as a result, even my bathing is performative.
My sister bought me manly soap bars for Christmas, just pounds of soap that smells like pine trees, or boot leather, or smoke.
She tries, sister is alright. But as a result, even my bathing is performative.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I'm hard to shop for in terms of gifts, as I don't have any non performative hobbies.
My sister bought me manly soap bars for Christmas, just pounds of soap that smells like pine trees, or boot leather, or smoke.
She tries, sister is alright. But as a result, even my bathing is performative.
My sister bought me manly soap bars for Christmas, just pounds of soap that smells like pine trees, or boot leather, or smoke.
She tries, sister is alright. But as a result, even my bathing is performative.
I read in a performative fashion. You do the same thing, but with therapy
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I read in a performative fashion. You do the same thing, but with therapy
Performative reader gang gang, what's up?
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Performative reader gang gang, what's up?
The so called supreme court decided they can go through with halfway payments to snap? Someone who knows the law please tell me, brother I don't know it
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The so called supreme court decided they can go through with halfway payments to snap? Someone who knows the law please tell me, brother I don't know it
In old money towns there are places people don't go. It's like understood youtu.be/0LOpmEH0ccA?...
Insane Clown Posse - Fonz Pond
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November 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
In old money towns there are places people don't go. It's like understood youtu.be/0LOpmEH0ccA?...
Coffee shop lady gave me a softball pitch, and I didn't even see it until a half hour later. "See you next week," she says.
I should have said, "How about I see you latte today?"
😎☕️
I should have said, "How about I see you latte today?"
😎☕️
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Coffee shop lady gave me a softball pitch, and I didn't even see it until a half hour later. "See you next week," she says.
I should have said, "How about I see you latte today?"
😎☕️
I should have said, "How about I see you latte today?"
😎☕️
And then I watched the 🌙 take the form of the 😈
October 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
And then I watched the 🌙 take the form of the 😈
Hey siri what day is it
October 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Hey siri what day is it
Where do I go to report my hours? Going to get reimbursed this time, dang it
October 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Where do I go to report my hours? Going to get reimbursed this time, dang it
I don't mind reading author self inserts in something like sci-fi. Oh, you're a tactical genius with twenty-three degrees who can communicate with aliens?
Well, that's fine. At least you didn't break up your family to get with that intern in the English department because of ennui.
Well, that's fine. At least you didn't break up your family to get with that intern in the English department because of ennui.
October 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I don't mind reading author self inserts in something like sci-fi. Oh, you're a tactical genius with twenty-three degrees who can communicate with aliens?
Well, that's fine. At least you didn't break up your family to get with that intern in the English department because of ennui.
Well, that's fine. At least you didn't break up your family to get with that intern in the English department because of ennui.
Hey military, do a little research before you let yourself be deployed to a supposed hellhole. Because as far as I can tell, there is exactly one building in this country that you guys should deploy to, and it isn't it fucking Oregon
October 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Hey military, do a little research before you let yourself be deployed to a supposed hellhole. Because as far as I can tell, there is exactly one building in this country that you guys should deploy to, and it isn't it fucking Oregon
Are people mad that Nicole Kidman is divorced? Like she's too pretty or whatever and the guy is dumb for doing it?
My only opinion is that ugly goes to the bone.
My only opinion is that ugly goes to the bone.
October 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Are people mad that Nicole Kidman is divorced? Like she's too pretty or whatever and the guy is dumb for doing it?
My only opinion is that ugly goes to the bone.
My only opinion is that ugly goes to the bone.