Riff Randell 🆘
@riffrandell.bsky.social
💙 🌊GenX. Latina. She/Her. Native to Chicago Area. Resister and Ally. Packers and Alabama fan. No DMs unless I know you! My typos are charming so shut up about them.
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🚫MAGA | No Bio, No Follow | Politics 🌊| Football 🏈 | Books 📚 | Crochet 🧶 | USAF Mom
They’re both fucking stupid if they believe this for one second.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
They’re both fucking stupid if they believe this for one second.
Aw man, he had to throw those gloves away.
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Aw man, he had to throw those gloves away.
Ah, the “Art of the Deal” strikes again.
See what I did there?
See what I did there?
October 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Ah, the “Art of the Deal” strikes again.
See what I did there?
See what I did there?
I have no idea what gave you the impression I liked him. Or the Dolphins. Ick.
October 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I have no idea what gave you the impression I liked him. Or the Dolphins. Ick.
Not only is this 100% me, I also walk slow, get distracted, and have zero sense of direction.
I had us walking 5 blocks in the wrong direction in Boston with a GPS. I was banished to ambling behind with occasional “HURRY UP!” yelled back at me like an ADD puppy. 🫣🤭
I had us walking 5 blocks in the wrong direction in Boston with a GPS. I was banished to ambling behind with occasional “HURRY UP!” yelled back at me like an ADD puppy. 🫣🤭
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Not only is this 100% me, I also walk slow, get distracted, and have zero sense of direction.
I had us walking 5 blocks in the wrong direction in Boston with a GPS. I was banished to ambling behind with occasional “HURRY UP!” yelled back at me like an ADD puppy. 🫣🤭
I had us walking 5 blocks in the wrong direction in Boston with a GPS. I was banished to ambling behind with occasional “HURRY UP!” yelled back at me like an ADD puppy. 🫣🤭
The struggles of a carrot hater. Sigh.
October 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The struggles of a carrot hater. Sigh.
Wha do they mean start? I’ve done this always.
October 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Wha do they mean start? I’ve done this always.
I’m exhausted guys, and it hasn’t even been a year.
October 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’m exhausted guys, and it hasn’t even been a year.
Everyone: 🤬🤯😫😡🤬😳😱🤯
Me: Shhh. I’m making pumpkin coasters and listening to jazz. 🙉
Me: Shhh. I’m making pumpkin coasters and listening to jazz. 🙉
October 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Everyone: 🤬🤯😫😡🤬😳😱🤯
Me: Shhh. I’m making pumpkin coasters and listening to jazz. 🙉
Me: Shhh. I’m making pumpkin coasters and listening to jazz. 🙉
I know I just had a couple days off work, but I need a vacation. On a lake. With a fire. And a book. There should also be snacks.
Like here. Here would be nice. I'd never leave.
Like here. Here would be nice. I'd never leave.
October 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I know I just had a couple days off work, but I need a vacation. On a lake. With a fire. And a book. There should also be snacks.
Like here. Here would be nice. I'd never leave.
Like here. Here would be nice. I'd never leave.
Oh no. Not that. Darn. 🙄
P.S. Didn’t even know it was on there.
P.S. Didn’t even know it was on there.
October 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Oh no. Not that. Darn. 🙄
P.S. Didn’t even know it was on there.
P.S. Didn’t even know it was on there.
Mood:
Driving through horse country on my lunch break, it’s 70°, beautiful sky, windows down, sunroof open and “Your Wildest Dreams” by The Moody Blues comes on the radio.
Turned it up. 🥰☀️🕶️🎶💙
Driving through horse country on my lunch break, it’s 70°, beautiful sky, windows down, sunroof open and “Your Wildest Dreams” by The Moody Blues comes on the radio.
Turned it up. 🥰☀️🕶️🎶💙
October 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Mood:
Driving through horse country on my lunch break, it’s 70°, beautiful sky, windows down, sunroof open and “Your Wildest Dreams” by The Moody Blues comes on the radio.
Turned it up. 🥰☀️🕶️🎶💙
Driving through horse country on my lunch break, it’s 70°, beautiful sky, windows down, sunroof open and “Your Wildest Dreams” by The Moody Blues comes on the radio.
Turned it up. 🥰☀️🕶️🎶💙
Do they still exist? OMG, please don't tell me you're sending geriatric men covered in baby oil. 🫣
October 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Do they still exist? OMG, please don't tell me you're sending geriatric men covered in baby oil. 🫣
Chicago has zero chill when it comes to ICE. 🤣😂🤣🤣
September 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Chicago has zero chill when it comes to ICE. 🤣😂🤣🤣
Bruh. We got our own problems now thanks to the farmers who voted for the idiot. You really thought he had your backs when it was us trying to save you.
So nah, I have no empathy. I have contempt and my own problems. No hand outs, remember? Bootstraps, bruh. Pull ‘em up.
So nah, I have no empathy. I have contempt and my own problems. No hand outs, remember? Bootstraps, bruh. Pull ‘em up.
September 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Bruh. We got our own problems now thanks to the farmers who voted for the idiot. You really thought he had your backs when it was us trying to save you.
So nah, I have no empathy. I have contempt and my own problems. No hand outs, remember? Bootstraps, bruh. Pull ‘em up.
So nah, I have no empathy. I have contempt and my own problems. No hand outs, remember? Bootstraps, bruh. Pull ‘em up.
Show me an image on your phone that has your energy but it’s not a selfie.
September 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Show me an image on your phone that has your energy but it’s not a selfie.
I know this is fake fall and we’re gonna have a heatwave any day now, BUT … right now it’s 63° in my house so that’s enough for me to break out the mukluk socks.
September 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I know this is fake fall and we’re gonna have a heatwave any day now, BUT … right now it’s 63° in my house so that’s enough for me to break out the mukluk socks.
It’s a sing-a-long! 💃🏻
September 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s a sing-a-long! 💃🏻
What I need to do is get back to work and stop looking at crochet patterns for Halloween coasters on Etsy.
LOOK at how cute this one is! I’m going to make some this weekend. #crochet 🧶 #crochetsky
LOOK at how cute this one is! I’m going to make some this weekend. #crochet 🧶 #crochetsky
August 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
What I need to do is get back to work and stop looking at crochet patterns for Halloween coasters on Etsy.
LOOK at how cute this one is! I’m going to make some this weekend. #crochet 🧶 #crochetsky
LOOK at how cute this one is! I’m going to make some this weekend. #crochet 🧶 #crochetsky
I dunno how we manage to be such a relaxed city while having zero chill, but it works for us. 😂
August 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I dunno how we manage to be such a relaxed city while having zero chill, but it works for us. 😂
Why are MAGA people so crabby when they’re so blissfully ignorant?
August 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Why are MAGA people so crabby when they’re so blissfully ignorant?