Riff Randell 🆘
@riffrandell.bsky.social
💙 🌊GenX. Latina. She/Her. Native to Chicago Area. Resister and Ally. Packers and Alabama fan. No DMs unless I know you! My typos are charming so shut up about them.
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Riff Randell 🆘
@riffrandell.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I will say this is the last place. I'm too old to keep starting over on social media. If this place goes to shit I'm done.
Of course, this could be completely irrelevant if we're all living by campfires and bartering for food in the Thunderdome.
Of course, this could be completely irrelevant if we're all living by campfires and bartering for food in the Thunderdome.
I really, really hate Buck and Aikman.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I really, really hate Buck and Aikman.
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Chuck Schumer must go as Senate Democratic leader. Period.
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Chuck Schumer must go as Senate Democratic leader. Period.
We need a more effective fighter
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November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Chuck Schumer must go as Senate Democratic leader. Period.
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Honestly, the most disappointing one here is @kaine.senate.gov. But I am a quick learner, Tim. You won't disappoint me ever again. I know what to expect.
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Honestly, the most disappointing one here is @kaine.senate.gov. But I am a quick learner, Tim. You won't disappoint me ever again. I know what to expect.
I swear if the people around me knew how much rage I'm barely keeping leashed these days, they'd work harder not to annoy me.
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November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I swear if the people around me knew how much rage I'm barely keeping leashed these days, they'd work harder not to annoy me.
I tried to tell ya's. Durbin doesn't care. He's a fucking lame duck chump, and has betrayed us before.
Stop trying to appeal to someone who is only funding his retirement at this point.
Stop trying to appeal to someone who is only funding his retirement at this point.
None of the Dem Senators (or Democratic-caucusing) who voted yes on the CR are worried about reelection:
• Dick Durbin – IL – Retiring 2026
• Catherine Cortez Masto – NV – Up 2028
• Jacky Rosen – NV – Up 2030
• John Fetterman – PA – Up 2028
• Maggie Hassan – NH – Up 2028
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• Dick Durbin – IL – Retiring 2026
• Catherine Cortez Masto – NV – Up 2028
• Jacky Rosen – NV – Up 2030
• John Fetterman – PA – Up 2028
• Maggie Hassan – NH – Up 2028
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November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I tried to tell ya's. Durbin doesn't care. He's a fucking lame duck chump, and has betrayed us before.
Stop trying to appeal to someone who is only funding his retirement at this point.
Stop trying to appeal to someone who is only funding his retirement at this point.
I remember when I didn't hate him. It was that day before yesterday.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I remember when I didn't hate him. It was that day before yesterday.
Listen, I'm not going to sit here all day an call up shitty senators to scold them. The damage is done, so we need to do things now that matter.
✔️Stop donating money to ineffective leadership.
✔️Boost replacement candidates.
✔️When it's time to vote, vote them out.
✔️Do not forget or forgive.
✔️Stop donating money to ineffective leadership.
✔️Boost replacement candidates.
✔️When it's time to vote, vote them out.
✔️Do not forget or forgive.
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Listen, I'm not going to sit here all day an call up shitty senators to scold them. The damage is done, so we need to do things now that matter.
✔️Stop donating money to ineffective leadership.
✔️Boost replacement candidates.
✔️When it's time to vote, vote them out.
✔️Do not forget or forgive.
✔️Stop donating money to ineffective leadership.
✔️Boost replacement candidates.
✔️When it's time to vote, vote them out.
✔️Do not forget or forgive.
Don't call Dick Durbin. Just don't waste your time. He doesn't care. He's not running for re-election so any threats to withdraw donations or support will flop.
Everything he does now is to line his pockets for retirement.
Everything he does now is to line his pockets for retirement.
Call the senate switchboard
202-224-3121
Demand to know much money it took for them to sell out the American people and side with the magats?
202-224-3121
Demand to know much money it took for them to sell out the American people and side with the magats?
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Don't call Dick Durbin. Just don't waste your time. He doesn't care. He's not running for re-election so any threats to withdraw donations or support will flop.
Everything he does now is to line his pockets for retirement.
Everything he does now is to line his pockets for retirement.
Everyone in this office, including me, are super cranky at their desks just absurdly pissed at the weather, people driving, that it's Monday and this is some bullshit...
If I wasn't so fucking annoyed, I would laugh.
If I wasn't so fucking annoyed, I would laugh.
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Everyone in this office, including me, are super cranky at their desks just absurdly pissed at the weather, people driving, that it's Monday and this is some bullshit...
If I wasn't so fucking annoyed, I would laugh.
If I wasn't so fucking annoyed, I would laugh.
You gotta love how the Dems accepted nothing but promises from the most corrupt administration in the history of the union.
It's like when someone who is waving a gun in your face says they're not going to hurt you, so you give them your wallet.
It's like when someone who is waving a gun in your face says they're not going to hurt you, so you give them your wallet.
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You gotta love how the Dems accepted nothing but promises from the most corrupt administration in the history of the union.
It's like when someone who is waving a gun in your face says they're not going to hurt you, so you give them your wallet.
It's like when someone who is waving a gun in your face says they're not going to hurt you, so you give them your wallet.
So that commute sucked. Nothing more annoying that being on the road with other people who have lived here their WHOLE lives, but fucking forget how to drive in the goddamn snow.
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
So that commute sucked. Nothing more annoying that being on the road with other people who have lived here their WHOLE lives, but fucking forget how to drive in the goddamn snow.
Stop acting shocked about Durbin and Fetterman. Durbin doesn’t give a fuck because he said the last time he will always vote to open the gov’t, and then promptly announced he wouldn’t run for reelection.
Fetterman, man. He’s been a known enemy for a LONG time. He’s certifiable.
Fetterman, man. He’s been a known enemy for a LONG time. He’s certifiable.
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Stop acting shocked about Durbin and Fetterman. Durbin doesn’t give a fuck because he said the last time he will always vote to open the gov’t, and then promptly announced he wouldn’t run for reelection.
Fetterman, man. He’s been a known enemy for a LONG time. He’s certifiable.
Fetterman, man. He’s been a known enemy for a LONG time. He’s certifiable.
Dems cut a deal for promises. We’re really out here on our own.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Dems cut a deal for promises. We’re really out here on our own.
They’re both fucking stupid if they believe this for one second.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
They’re both fucking stupid if they believe this for one second.
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No health care, no deal.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
No health care, no deal.
Preach, sir.
Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Preach, sir.
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This isn’t very hard, folks.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This isn’t very hard, folks.
They said a foot of snow overnight. I actually put my car in the garage. It barely fit. I thought I was going to have to climb out of the sunroof. 🤭
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
They said a foot of snow overnight. I actually put my car in the garage. It barely fit. I thought I was going to have to climb out of the sunroof. 🤭
I can’t even watch fucking Red Zone without that disgusting chode showing up.
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I can’t even watch fucking Red Zone without that disgusting chode showing up.
Chuck Schumer is the enemy in our camp. He has repeatedly let us down and I’ve been screaming into the void that HE CANNOT BE TRUSTED forever.
Now ya’s notice? 🤦🏻♀️
Now ya’s notice? 🤦🏻♀️
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Chuck Schumer is the enemy in our camp. He has repeatedly let us down and I’ve been screaming into the void that HE CANNOT BE TRUSTED forever.
Now ya’s notice? 🤦🏻♀️
Now ya’s notice? 🤦🏻♀️
Here’s something to think about if you’re ICE. Right now, a few of those among you are undercover, and they’re recording, and keeping receipts of everything you do/say. Might be someone you think is a friend you make racist jokes with.
They’re going to name names someday. I can’t wait to read it.
They’re going to name names someday. I can’t wait to read it.
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Here’s something to think about if you’re ICE. Right now, a few of those among you are undercover, and they’re recording, and keeping receipts of everything you do/say. Might be someone you think is a friend you make racist jokes with.
They’re going to name names someday. I can’t wait to read it.
They’re going to name names someday. I can’t wait to read it.
I have no scientific evidence to back up my claim, but I am still going to state that it’s a fact toast and jam (or any other spread) tastes 1000x better when it’s cut into triangles.
Also, give fig jam a chance. I think figs don’t get enough love.
Also, give fig jam a chance. I think figs don’t get enough love.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I have no scientific evidence to back up my claim, but I am still going to state that it’s a fact toast and jam (or any other spread) tastes 1000x better when it’s cut into triangles.
Also, give fig jam a chance. I think figs don’t get enough love.
Also, give fig jam a chance. I think figs don’t get enough love.
Two for flinching, fuckers.
BREAKING: The USDA tells states funds will be made available later today to pay November SNAP benefits in full.
November 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Two for flinching, fuckers.
Sometimes I feel left out. All of you are now mad at Starbucks because of the impending strike, and SUPER in your feelings about not getting a bear cup, so you are sounding the boycott alarms.
But I've been doing that since COVID, so I guess I'm now going to have to double dog boycott Sbux?
But I've been doing that since COVID, so I guess I'm now going to have to double dog boycott Sbux?
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November 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Sometimes I feel left out. All of you are now mad at Starbucks because of the impending strike, and SUPER in your feelings about not getting a bear cup, so you are sounding the boycott alarms.
But I've been doing that since COVID, so I guess I'm now going to have to double dog boycott Sbux?
But I've been doing that since COVID, so I guess I'm now going to have to double dog boycott Sbux?
I lied. I'm not thinking about leaving early today. I am leaving early today. 😂
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November 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I lied. I'm not thinking about leaving early today. I am leaving early today. 😂