Riff Randell 🆘
@riffrandell.bsky.social
💙 🌊GenX. Latina. She/Her. Native to Chicago Area. Resister and Ally. Packers and Alabama fan. No DMs unless I know you! My typos are charming so shut up about them.
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Not only is this 100% me, I also walk slow, get distracted, and have zero sense of direction.
I had us walking 5 blocks in the wrong direction in Boston with a GPS. I was banished to ambling behind with occasional “HURRY UP!” yelled back at me like an ADD puppy. 🫣🤭
I had us walking 5 blocks in the wrong direction in Boston with a GPS. I was banished to ambling behind with occasional “HURRY UP!” yelled back at me like an ADD puppy. 🫣🤭
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Not only is this 100% me, I also walk slow, get distracted, and have zero sense of direction.
I had us walking 5 blocks in the wrong direction in Boston with a GPS. I was banished to ambling behind with occasional “HURRY UP!” yelled back at me like an ADD puppy. 🫣🤭
I had us walking 5 blocks in the wrong direction in Boston with a GPS. I was banished to ambling behind with occasional “HURRY UP!” yelled back at me like an ADD puppy. 🫣🤭
Do they still exist? OMG, please don't tell me you're sending geriatric men covered in baby oil. 🫣
October 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Do they still exist? OMG, please don't tell me you're sending geriatric men covered in baby oil. 🫣
Chicago has zero chill when it comes to ICE. 🤣😂🤣🤣
September 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Chicago has zero chill when it comes to ICE. 🤣😂🤣🤣
Bruh. We got our own problems now thanks to the farmers who voted for the idiot. You really thought he had your backs when it was us trying to save you.
So nah, I have no empathy. I have contempt and my own problems. No hand outs, remember? Bootstraps, bruh. Pull ‘em up.
So nah, I have no empathy. I have contempt and my own problems. No hand outs, remember? Bootstraps, bruh. Pull ‘em up.
September 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Bruh. We got our own problems now thanks to the farmers who voted for the idiot. You really thought he had your backs when it was us trying to save you.
So nah, I have no empathy. I have contempt and my own problems. No hand outs, remember? Bootstraps, bruh. Pull ‘em up.
So nah, I have no empathy. I have contempt and my own problems. No hand outs, remember? Bootstraps, bruh. Pull ‘em up.
It’s a sing-a-long! 💃🏻
September 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s a sing-a-long! 💃🏻
I dunno how we manage to be such a relaxed city while having zero chill, but it works for us. 😂
August 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I dunno how we manage to be such a relaxed city while having zero chill, but it works for us. 😂