riflebird
@riflebird.bsky.social
she/her. >30. some kind of nerd with ADHD; whatever anime I'm hyperfixating at the moment; currently in Helluva Boss brainrot era;
FREQUENT NSFW RAMBLINGS, PLEASE BE WARNED! 18+ and FUB free
FREQUENT NSFW RAMBLINGS, PLEASE BE WARNED! 18+ and FUB free
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mentally, I’m still here
Stolas still has no one in his life who knows Stella has been trying to kill him, still has no one who knows the extent of her abuse, still has no one who’s told him that he’s safe from the goetias now
Stolas still has no one in his life who knows Stella has been trying to kill him, still has no one who knows the extent of her abuse, still has no one who’s told him that he’s safe from the goetias now
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossWESTERN ENERGY (S2E4)
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November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
mentally, I’m still here
Stolas still has no one in his life who knows Stella has been trying to kill him, still has no one who knows the extent of her abuse, still has no one who’s told him that he’s safe from the goetias now
Stolas still has no one in his life who knows Stella has been trying to kill him, still has no one who knows the extent of her abuse, still has no one who’s told him that he’s safe from the goetias now
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velvette's contact photo on val's and vox's phones
silly silly silly
silly silly silly
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
velvette's contact photo on val's and vox's phones
silly silly silly
silly silly silly
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Valentino saying he only fucks 10s… And Vox is giving:
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Valentino saying he only fucks 10s… And Vox is giving:
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I just noticed when Val says "Oi, you too should just fuck already!" Alastor stares directly into the camera like it's my fault. Why're you blaming me deer man I didn't tie you to that chair and force you breathe homoerotically into your enemy's face
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I just noticed when Val says "Oi, you too should just fuck already!" Alastor stares directly into the camera like it's my fault. Why're you blaming me deer man I didn't tie you to that chair and force you breathe homoerotically into your enemy's face
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It was a brilliant creative choice to make this season's soundtrack so Vox-heavy. Having him dominate the songs gives the audience a taste of how much his words and presence have taken over Hell. The music does it in a way that I think would have been difficult to convey with visuals alone.
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It was a brilliant creative choice to make this season's soundtrack so Vox-heavy. Having him dominate the songs gives the audience a taste of how much his words and presence have taken over Hell. The music does it in a way that I think would have been difficult to convey with visuals alone.
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Not trying to gatekeep here, but I think a key component of bisexuality is being kind of stupid
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Not trying to gatekeep here, but I think a key component of bisexuality is being kind of stupid
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Me: I appreciate the hustle but I cannot possibly spend my hard earned money on something as stupid at the Saint Fuckass candle
Also me: I must immediately make an altar to Saint Froot Loop, patron saint of my stupidest ships
Also me: I must immediately make an altar to Saint Froot Loop, patron saint of my stupidest ships
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November 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Me: I appreciate the hustle but I cannot possibly spend my hard earned money on something as stupid at the Saint Fuckass candle
Also me: I must immediately make an altar to Saint Froot Loop, patron saint of my stupidest ships
Also me: I must immediately make an altar to Saint Froot Loop, patron saint of my stupidest ships
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He regains consciousness tied up in Blitz’s apartment because their TV is on the fritz and Stolas gets real pissy when he can’t watch his stories
November 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
He regains consciousness tied up in Blitz’s apartment because their TV is on the fritz and Stolas gets real pissy when he can’t watch his stories
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AU where Stolas and Pentious are demon loser best friends encouraging each other to sext horribly
He would be sending her voice messages at full volume like
" MISS BOMB I NEED YOU TO *bleep* MY *bleep* IN THE FUCKING [redacted] WITH YOUR *BLEEP* UNTIL [redacted] AND THEN I WILL *bleepbleep*(CENSORED) WHILE YOU RIDE ME INTO BATTLE"
And she's just like "..good god what do i even say to that?"
" MISS BOMB I NEED YOU TO *bleep* MY *bleep* IN THE FUCKING [redacted] WITH YOUR *BLEEP* UNTIL [redacted] AND THEN I WILL *bleepbleep*(CENSORED) WHILE YOU RIDE ME INTO BATTLE"
And she's just like "..good god what do i even say to that?"
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
AU where Stolas and Pentious are demon loser best friends encouraging each other to sext horribly
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Charlie: VOX JUST DECLARED WAR ON HEAVEN SHIT FUCK WE’RE AT WAR
Meanwhile in Imp City
Blitz: Hey buddy can you try maybe putting your dishes in the sink?
Stolas: Put them in the sink? Don’t they just…put themselves there?
Meanwhile in Imp City
Blitz: Hey buddy can you try maybe putting your dishes in the sink?
Stolas: Put them in the sink? Don’t they just…put themselves there?
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Charlie: VOX JUST DECLARED WAR ON HEAVEN SHIT FUCK WE’RE AT WAR
Meanwhile in Imp City
Blitz: Hey buddy can you try maybe putting your dishes in the sink?
Stolas: Put them in the sink? Don’t they just…put themselves there?
Meanwhile in Imp City
Blitz: Hey buddy can you try maybe putting your dishes in the sink?
Stolas: Put them in the sink? Don’t they just…put themselves there?
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Stolas, watching the news horrified: “how could anyone disrespect Lucifer, the King of Hell? this is a travesty, the sheer disrespect —“
Blitzø, gnawing on a block of cheese beside him: “yeah, okay, but do you think he’s fucking the tv guy or the deer on the down low?”
Stolas: “…I have theories—“
Blitzø, gnawing on a block of cheese beside him: “yeah, okay, but do you think he’s fucking the tv guy or the deer on the down low?”
Stolas: “…I have theories—“
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Stolas, watching the news horrified: “how could anyone disrespect Lucifer, the King of Hell? this is a travesty, the sheer disrespect —“
Blitzø, gnawing on a block of cheese beside him: “yeah, okay, but do you think he’s fucking the tv guy or the deer on the down low?”
Stolas: “…I have theories—“
Blitzø, gnawing on a block of cheese beside him: “yeah, okay, but do you think he’s fucking the tv guy or the deer on the down low?”
Stolas: “…I have theories—“
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Blitz: Fuck marry kill—the TV man, the red guy, or Lucifer
Stolas: Kill them all and then we fuck
Blitz: Ok not actually an option, but you know what, solid choice
Stolas: Kill them all and then we fuck
Blitz: Ok not actually an option, but you know what, solid choice
Stolas, watching the news horrified: “how could anyone disrespect Lucifer, the King of Hell? this is a travesty, the sheer disrespect —“
Blitzø, gnawing on a block of cheese beside him: “yeah, okay, but do you think he’s fucking the tv guy or the deer on the down low?”
Stolas: “…I have theories—“
Blitzø, gnawing on a block of cheese beside him: “yeah, okay, but do you think he’s fucking the tv guy or the deer on the down low?”
Stolas: “…I have theories—“
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Blitz: Fuck marry kill—the TV man, the red guy, or Lucifer
Stolas: Kill them all and then we fuck
Blitz: Ok not actually an option, but you know what, solid choice
Stolas: Kill them all and then we fuck
Blitz: Ok not actually an option, but you know what, solid choice
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Lucifer only finding out that Stolas got fired when he assembles his bird arm and doesn’t see the owl guy with the cool hat
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Lucifer only finding out that Stolas got fired when he assembles his bird arm and doesn’t see the owl guy with the cool hat
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Stolas seeing there’s a war and immediately texting Andrealphus: Have fun leading my legions into battle, fuckstick. I’d hope you get an angelic spear up the ass but I wouldn’t want you to enjoy yourself that much
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Stolas seeing there’s a war and immediately texting Andrealphus: Have fun leading my legions into battle, fuckstick. I’d hope you get an angelic spear up the ass but I wouldn’t want you to enjoy yourself that much
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November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Janitor: Think I’ll get myself a coffee after work, as a treat—
*cacophony of shattering glass and rushing water*
CONTAINMENT BREACH IN THE PENTHOUSE, REPEAT WE HAVE A CONTAINMENT BREACH IN THE PENTHOUSE, THE SHARK IS LOOSE
*cacophony of shattering glass and rushing water*
CONTAINMENT BREACH IN THE PENTHOUSE, REPEAT WE HAVE A CONTAINMENT BREACH IN THE PENTHOUSE, THE SHARK IS LOOSE
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Janitor: Think I’ll get myself a coffee after work, as a treat—
*cacophony of shattering glass and rushing water*
CONTAINMENT BREACH IN THE PENTHOUSE, REPEAT WE HAVE A CONTAINMENT BREACH IN THE PENTHOUSE, THE SHARK IS LOOSE
*cacophony of shattering glass and rushing water*
CONTAINMENT BREACH IN THE PENTHOUSE, REPEAT WE HAVE A CONTAINMENT BREACH IN THE PENTHOUSE, THE SHARK IS LOOSE
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The prompt for Day 30 of #inktober2025 and #HELLAVERSETOBER2025 is Trope! Can't resist some "love at first sight" with #SallieWire #HelluvaBossFanart #myart
November 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The prompt for Day 30 of #inktober2025 and #HELLAVERSETOBER2025 is Trope! Can't resist some "love at first sight" with #SallieWire #HelluvaBossFanart #myart
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November 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Okay really funny idea. Blitz is only in his 30s so too young, but this is a hilarious notion.
#hellaverse #helluvaboss #hb #hazbin #alastor
#hellaverse #helluvaboss #hb #hazbin #alastor
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Okay really funny idea. Blitz is only in his 30s so too young, but this is a hilarious notion.
#hellaverse #helluvaboss #hb #hazbin #alastor
#hellaverse #helluvaboss #hb #hazbin #alastor
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#HazbinHotelS2
One detail I like that shows how unrepented Lute is, was how in "Silenced", when Vox showed the images of the Executions Sinners endured, while Emily and Abel were horrified and Sera was ashamed, Lute was all too proud of her work and all too happy that everything failed.
One detail I like that shows how unrepented Lute is, was how in "Silenced", when Vox showed the images of the Executions Sinners endured, while Emily and Abel were horrified and Sera was ashamed, Lute was all too proud of her work and all too happy that everything failed.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
#HazbinHotelS2
One detail I like that shows how unrepented Lute is, was how in "Silenced", when Vox showed the images of the Executions Sinners endured, while Emily and Abel were horrified and Sera was ashamed, Lute was all too proud of her work and all too happy that everything failed.
One detail I like that shows how unrepented Lute is, was how in "Silenced", when Vox showed the images of the Executions Sinners endured, while Emily and Abel were horrified and Sera was ashamed, Lute was all too proud of her work and all too happy that everything failed.
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"Errrm the problem is that Vox is right" THAT'S LITERALLY THE POINT. IT'S LITERALLY THE POINT THAT HE IS WEAPONIZING PEOPLE'S JUSTIFIED PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR HIS OWN GAIN. YOU HAVE NOT DISCOVERED A PLOT HOLE YOU'VE DISCOVERED THE INTENDED READING.
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"Errrm the problem is that Vox is right" THAT'S LITERALLY THE POINT. IT'S LITERALLY THE POINT THAT HE IS WEAPONIZING PEOPLE'S JUSTIFIED PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR HIS OWN GAIN. YOU HAVE NOT DISCOVERED A PLOT HOLE YOU'VE DISCOVERED THE INTENDED READING.
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Dingdingding
As someone who got sucked into a cult disguised as a spiritual path, Vox sounds an awful lot like some of their leadership once I was deep enough in trusted fold
They don’t reel you in w/ ‘But we’re Most Holy!’. They say ‘Isn’t it nice to belong somewhere?’+ ‘You’re special, you know
As someone who got sucked into a cult disguised as a spiritual path, Vox sounds an awful lot like some of their leadership once I was deep enough in trusted fold
They don’t reel you in w/ ‘But we’re Most Holy!’. They say ‘Isn’t it nice to belong somewhere?’+ ‘You’re special, you know
I appreciate this direction for the Vox storyline, because it can be easy to think that anyone pulled into a cult or falling for political propaganda is dumb. But in reality, charismatic leaders always tap into legitimate grievances, issues and needs in a way that seems reasonable... at first. +
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Dingdingding
As someone who got sucked into a cult disguised as a spiritual path, Vox sounds an awful lot like some of their leadership once I was deep enough in trusted fold
They don’t reel you in w/ ‘But we’re Most Holy!’. They say ‘Isn’t it nice to belong somewhere?’+ ‘You’re special, you know
As someone who got sucked into a cult disguised as a spiritual path, Vox sounds an awful lot like some of their leadership once I was deep enough in trusted fold
They don’t reel you in w/ ‘But we’re Most Holy!’. They say ‘Isn’t it nice to belong somewhere?’+ ‘You’re special, you know