Did you date my great grandmother?

Got him!

*mens urinals. Why tf they put ice in a regular toilet is beyond me.

Ice in the urinals. You pee on the ice. No benefit I’m aware of, just a change up.

He means enough hair.

Americans will do anything to avoid the metric system.

However, the blue lapel still exhibits some human made elements, such as the white dandruff. Thus far, machines are unable to recreate this effect.

imagine fleeing the Vietnam War and in your arms you're carrying a baby who will one day grow up to correct the US Secretary of Defense on his jeans. like bringing a football into the end zone