Rightfoot
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I'm living the dream. Unfortunately, it's the dream where I forget to wear pants to work.
December 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I'm living the dream. Unfortunately, it's the dream where I forget to wear pants to work.
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I dropped out of matador school. It was just a bunch of bull shit.
December 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I dropped out of matador school. It was just a bunch of bull shit.
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they should invent a rain rain that goes away and comes again another day
December 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
they should invent a rain rain that goes away and comes again another day
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Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Every day I say, 'Tomorrow I'm returning this piece of junk to Ikea...'
Every day I say, 'Tomorrow I'm returning this piece of junk to Ikea...'
December 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Every day I say, 'Tomorrow I'm returning this piece of junk to Ikea...'
Every day I say, 'Tomorrow I'm returning this piece of junk to Ikea...'
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how it feels explaining early 2000s hipster history to young people
October 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
how it feels explaining early 2000s hipster history to young people
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hang this in the louvre (there's room now)
October 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
hang this in the louvre (there's room now)
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the year is 2030. the white house remains half demolished because president trump refused to pay construction workers and musk gutted government spending. two thieves sneak into the white house using a truck mounted ladder and steal the constitution
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
the year is 2030. the white house remains half demolished because president trump refused to pay construction workers and musk gutted government spending. two thieves sneak into the white house using a truck mounted ladder and steal the constitution
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Americans will do anything to avoid the metric system.
October 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Americans will do anything to avoid the metric system.
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When I was a kid, i liked to pretend I was a dog like our Labrador. I noticed how when my mum took him on a walk he'd sniff other dog's bums, so one day I got curious and I sniffed my dog's bumhole. It smelled like farts and my mum caught me and took my DS away for a week.
October 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
When I was a kid, i liked to pretend I was a dog like our Labrador. I noticed how when my mum took him on a walk he'd sniff other dog's bums, so one day I got curious and I sniffed my dog's bumhole. It smelled like farts and my mum caught me and took my DS away for a week.
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However, the blue lapel still exhibits some human made elements, such as the white dandruff. Thus far, machines are unable to recreate this effect.
October 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
However, the blue lapel still exhibits some human made elements, such as the white dandruff. Thus far, machines are unable to recreate this effect.
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"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
September 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
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the year is 2050. you ask AI how to wear a suit. the computer spits out info framed as objective facts, even though these are totally made up rules invented by an asian guy in 2025 while he was sitting on a toilet
September 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
the year is 2050. you ask AI how to wear a suit. the computer spits out info framed as objective facts, even though these are totally made up rules invented by an asian guy in 2025 while he was sitting on a toilet
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LOL people asking for receipts at Redville Zoo. Every cage has a trailer hitch, the office is an RV, the zoo director wears an ankle monitor and has to be home by 5, and their ticket window uses a Hotmail address.
September 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
LOL people asking for receipts at Redville Zoo. Every cage has a trailer hitch, the office is an RV, the zoo director wears an ankle monitor and has to be home by 5, and their ticket window uses a Hotmail address.
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At least we're allowed to set up within 500 yards of a school.
At least we're not on a Superfund site and our zoo director has both his arms.
LOL people asking for receipts at Redville Zoo. Every cage has a trailer hitch, the office is an RV, the zoo director wears an ankle monitor and has to be home by 5, and their ticket window uses a Hotmail address.
September 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
At least we're allowed to set up within 500 yards of a school.
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the most exciting thing about turning 3 is being old enough to eat all the small pieces in your toys and games
September 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
the most exciting thing about turning 3 is being old enough to eat all the small pieces in your toys and games
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"stick to menswear"
August 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"stick to menswear"
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imagine fleeing the Vietnam War and in your arms you're carrying a baby who will one day grow up to correct the US Secretary of Defense on his jeans. like bringing a football into the end zone
August 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
imagine fleeing the Vietnam War and in your arms you're carrying a baby who will one day grow up to correct the US Secretary of Defense on his jeans. like bringing a football into the end zone
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But who will protect the pocket protectors?
July 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
But who will protect the pocket protectors?
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it’s bed time, aka, the Peasant’s Vacation™️
July 31, 2025 at 3:09 AM
it’s bed time, aka, the Peasant’s Vacation™️
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The biggest difference between Redville Zoo and Greeneville Zoo is our animals are free to leave.
July 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The biggest difference between Redville Zoo and Greeneville Zoo is our animals are free to leave.
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you before and after following me
July 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
you before and after following me
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when trying on a suit, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
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July 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
when trying on a suit, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG oldhollywoodmusicals
IG oldhollywoodmusicals
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My favourite ways of saying “I’m in a spot of bother” from ten different languages…
May 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My favourite ways of saying “I’m in a spot of bother” from ten different languages…