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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 11h

sitcom episode idea:
childless character is worried they will lose their job if they show up empty-handed for Bring Your Kid Into Work Day

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 12h

that is not a picture of you. that is a picture of a baby. how stupid do you think i am

official nikk account @nikk.ca · 14h

put thcake in ov for while en

official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

i don't care what you say. i won't rest until i invent the 5-disc cd player

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

ME: give it to me straight doctor. how long do i have
DOC: what
ME: left. to live
DOC: it's carpal tunnel syndrome. you're not going to die
ME: my god ... eternal life

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

sticking together two double stuf oreos. pray for me

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

yay!

official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

1. be well pls
2. i've always wanted an mri machine

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

you frickin rascal

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

but gun needs those bullets to protect itself

official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

yeet that little child

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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 1d

they should put a pedal in cars that makes the car explode if you press it, they should do this to make the world worse

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

if i didn't have a gun, literally anyone could just walk in here and steal my gun

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

i don't feel safe knowing someone out there is driving over penises

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

tell them they left their phone here

official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

we laugh, but clipping halfway through the ground and having your limbs go crazy is probably really scary

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

good greep

official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

do any of you guys know matt

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

-NUTS?

official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

still haven't found my keys

official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

orange juice costs $230 per liter

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

it's 2094. the prime minister of the united states of scandinavia is a bee

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

dynamic af

official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

world's hottest fountains, 4-part special presentation

official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

sorry, i used the last of my change at the eyewash station

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