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November 23, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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if you want a bad idea for a breakfast cereal, i'm your man
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
if you want a bad idea for a breakfast cereal, i'm your man
"pets are not allowed on the beds"
too late. i paid for two beds and you said pet friendly
too late. i paid for two beds and you said pet friendly
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
"pets are not allowed on the beds"
too late. i paid for two beds and you said pet friendly
too late. i paid for two beds and you said pet friendly
i'm so sick of hearing about 3
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
i'm so sick of hearing about 3
she gruntle on my staff til i Great Place to Work 2025
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
she gruntle on my staff til i Great Place to Work 2025
blasted with the gun of courtesy
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
blasted with the gun of courtesy
crush me with your beautiful apparatus
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
crush me with your beautiful apparatus
have you ever seen a painting so beautiful that you were killed instantly
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
have you ever seen a painting so beautiful that you were killed instantly
- very important meeting
- need to review very important documents
- opening briefcase
- briefcase is actually backgammon set
- discreetly closing briefcase
- need to review very important documents
- opening briefcase
- briefcase is actually backgammon set
- discreetly closing briefcase
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
- very important meeting
- need to review very important documents
- opening briefcase
- briefcase is actually backgammon set
- discreetly closing briefcase
- need to review very important documents
- opening briefcase
- briefcase is actually backgammon set
- discreetly closing briefcase
i still don't know why i'm here
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
i still don't know why i'm here
licking on the business end of this lollipop
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
licking on the business end of this lollipop
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why is it so embarrassing when my name is called in a cafe like ah fuck that’s me i guess. sorry everyone
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
why is it so embarrassing when my name is called in a cafe like ah fuck that’s me i guess. sorry everyone
that colleague who is a force multiplier of 0.5x
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
that colleague who is a force multiplier of 0.5x
the grass is always greener on the underside
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
the grass is always greener on the underside
hi, you've reached nikk.
i can't come the phone right now because i've become tangled in the handset cable.
please send help
i can't come the phone right now because i've become tangled in the handset cable.
please send help
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
hi, you've reached nikk.
i can't come the phone right now because i've become tangled in the handset cable.
please send help
i can't come the phone right now because i've become tangled in the handset cable.
please send help
turns out our systems had AGI all along. we just had to believe ✨
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
turns out our systems had AGI all along. we just had to believe ✨
sending you a message over the hand it to you on a piece of paper protocol
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
sending you a message over the hand it to you on a piece of paper protocol
imagining a tiny loaf of bread. incredible
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
imagining a tiny loaf of bread. incredible
i need to borrow vast riches for this thing i'm working on. dm me
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM
i need to borrow vast riches for this thing i'm working on. dm me
i think the ouroboros is probably just an idiot
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
i think the ouroboros is probably just an idiot
in the immortal words of John Sylenth: "thank you for trying this demo"
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
in the immortal words of John Sylenth: "thank you for trying this demo"
that was very big of you. huge even. you are fucking massive
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
that was very big of you. huge even. you are fucking massive