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i tried to order an orange creamsicle from the garbage truck and it crushed all my fingers
January 7, 2026 at 5:18 AM
i tried to order an orange creamsicle from the garbage truck and it crushed all my fingers
microwaving a durian at work
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
microwaving a durian at work
world egg sucking championship to determine greatest grandmother of all time
January 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
world egg sucking championship to determine greatest grandmother of all time
alarm clock that clobbers you
January 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
alarm clock that clobbers you
(mortally wounded) gee whiz
January 5, 2026 at 9:01 AM
(mortally wounded) gee whiz
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sometimes i think about laying mr peanut onto a sacrificial stone then bludgeoning him with his fancy little cane
January 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
sometimes i think about laying mr peanut onto a sacrificial stone then bludgeoning him with his fancy little cane
what corporate mascot do you think tastes best
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
what corporate mascot do you think tastes best
i'm sorry i crushed your gentle spirit. have an egg
January 2, 2026 at 7:38 AM
i'm sorry i crushed your gentle spirit. have an egg
some say the ghost of my fastest lap still haunts trial mountain
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 AM
some say the ghost of my fastest lap still haunts trial mountain
i like to look at pictures of products and imagine how much respect and admiration i would receive if i owned them
January 2, 2026 at 7:04 AM
i like to look at pictures of products and imagine how much respect and admiration i would receive if i owned them
red alert: hot singles have breached the perimeter
January 2, 2026 at 6:46 AM
red alert: hot singles have breached the perimeter
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Babe do not get out of the brine pool! No no im definitely not shoving the knobs from the oven in my mouth and chewin em up all crazy style. No babe I don't know how they get like that either.
December 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Babe do not get out of the brine pool! No no im definitely not shoving the knobs from the oven in my mouth and chewin em up all crazy style. No babe I don't know how they get like that either.
highly-trained mercenaries stole my sandwich
December 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
highly-trained mercenaries stole my sandwich
ok guys. we need to act fast to prevent that wretched ball from triggering 2026 or we'll have to face the regret of fucking up another fresh start again
December 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
ok guys. we need to act fast to prevent that wretched ball from triggering 2026 or we'll have to face the regret of fucking up another fresh start again
2026 will be different. it will have a 6 in it where the 5 was
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
2026 will be different. it will have a 6 in it where the 5 was
writing secret notes on the inside of my eyelids
December 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
writing secret notes on the inside of my eyelids
escaped a hello from my neighbor by jumping down the elevator shaft
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
escaped a hello from my neighbor by jumping down the elevator shaft
doing a bad job but giving myself a treat anyway
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
doing a bad job but giving myself a treat anyway
🦌 dumpster 🦌 dover
🦌 grover 🦌 nixon
🦌 rivet 🦌 ronin
🦌 sanders 🦌 steven
🦌 beaufort fairbanks
🦌 grover 🦌 nixon
🦌 rivet 🦌 ronin
🦌 sanders 🦌 steven
🦌 beaufort fairbanks
December 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
🦌 dumpster 🦌 dover
🦌 grover 🦌 nixon
🦌 rivet 🦌 ronin
🦌 sanders 🦌 steven
🦌 beaufort fairbanks
🦌 grover 🦌 nixon
🦌 rivet 🦌 ronin
🦌 sanders 🦌 steven
🦌 beaufort fairbanks
colleagues are in for a treat. i'm making my famous paper shredder coleslaw
December 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
colleagues are in for a treat. i'm making my famous paper shredder coleslaw
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i know the pigeon led him through a dark and dripping bricked sewer
footsteps of the man and bird echoing as they picked their way between the worst of the puddles
their progress lit only by an eerie blue light flickering gently at the end of the passageway
footsteps of the man and bird echoing as they picked their way between the worst of the puddles
their progress lit only by an eerie blue light flickering gently at the end of the passageway
December 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
i know the pigeon led him through a dark and dripping bricked sewer
footsteps of the man and bird echoing as they picked their way between the worst of the puddles
their progress lit only by an eerie blue light flickering gently at the end of the passageway
footsteps of the man and bird echoing as they picked their way between the worst of the puddles
their progress lit only by an eerie blue light flickering gently at the end of the passageway