My brother and I literally seconds after my mom left the house to get groceries.

Everything is under so many layers of irony now that I get tired just trying to figure out what the topic of conversation even is and give up.

What's confusing is these invoices require literally two things: The cost, and the work order number. And more often than not, that number is missing. It's literally one of two requirements, how do you expect to get paid?

me: i'll have a Coke
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it

It's crazy how little I see anyone talk about Abiotic Factor. I felt this same way about Unfortunate Spaceman.

I'm getting pizza for my birthday tomorrow. It's not my birthday, but don't tell that to the people buying me the pizza. (It's my parent)

he just wants to be involved

Need more pins.

Shout out to this awesome cosplay of Bomb Voyage from a convention last month. Your accent and pose were superb.

I wanted my first post to be of my now-ghosted cat, but the experience of having to scroll through my photos for so long just to get to one of her really sucked.