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Rion Haber
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Animal lover, apple aficionado, amateur mountaineer, and space enthusiast. In my free time, I do marketing things. @catalystmrktngagency
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Very sad to hear about the passing of legendary Seahawks safety Kenny Easley--one of the hardest hitting dudes to ever play the game, and a fascinating guy who stood up to management at many turns. RIP.
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!

Silicon Valley, 2025:
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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The President Who Cried ‘Hoax’ - The Atlantic
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I shall withdraw my support for the person urging we release the files I insist that I’m not in. It’s the perfect plan! I won’t look guilty at all!!
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Paxlovid from Pfizer costs $15 to make and now retails for $1500.

Insane
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Told my wife that she should take a note from ChatGPT and tell me that I'm right more often. Let's see how the rest of my day goes.
a man with a beard and braids is praying with his hands together in a room .
ALT: a man with a beard and braids is praying with his hands together in a room .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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@profgalloway.com on the power of the Manosphere.
October 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Is antifa in the room with us now?
October 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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ICE officers stopped a family at gunpoint and smashed the car window on top of the newborn baby. “I was screaming that there was a baby,” cried the mother. “But they didn’t care,” and covered the baby with their bodies, fearing that the glass would hurt him.
October 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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jane goodall made me believe i could just go up and hug any wild animal
October 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
There's an inverse correlation between how patriotic you claim to be and how much you know about the constitution.
September 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Going to need some AI/Big Data nerd to compile a list of advertisers on Sinclaire affiliates in every major market.
September 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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These are your words of the week

posse comitatus
monopoly
funicular
hoax
charlatan
philamot
www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/the...
The Words of the Week - Sept. 5
Dictionary lookups from Los Angeles, Lisbon, and Washington, D.C.
www.merriam-webster.com
September 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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we do not publicly shame cybertruck owners enough
August 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Why do healthcare websites always feel like a form of malicious compliance. I have to contact a human to reset my password? What?
August 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Classic Rock is rock music from the 60s/70s, not the 80s/90s.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
August 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
A Calvinball reference. 🤌
May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.
August 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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BREAKING: Car company Yugo has CANCELED plans to build a mega factory in California... Devastating blow to the state already facing boycotts from Bed Bath & Beyond, Circuit City, Radio Shack and other retail giants.😭
August 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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They should've rebranded it to MSNBA. Chris Hayes should've hooped, he's tall as hell. New morning show of Rachel Maddow and The Professor from the And1 Street Tour. Most programming is now about low post footwork and the second apron.
August 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I'm no marketer, bu... oh yes I am. Who approved this?
News network MSNBC is rebranding and changing its name to MS NOW.

Who’s going to tell them?
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/18/b...
Goodbye, MSNBC. Hello, MS NOW.
www.nytimes.com
August 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
WFH
August 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?
June 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM