Dr. Mantis Toboggan, MD
@ripeturtle.bsky.social
Only serious 12% of the time
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Average person with a Time Machine: I’m gonna go back to see my grandpa when he was my age!
Me with a Time Machine, just after going to Kitty Hawk, North Carolina on December 17th, 1903 at 10:30am
#trains
Me with a Time Machine, just after going to Kitty Hawk, North Carolina on December 17th, 1903 at 10:30am
#trains
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Average person with a Time Machine: I’m gonna go back to see my grandpa when he was my age!
Me with a Time Machine, just after going to Kitty Hawk, North Carolina on December 17th, 1903 at 10:30am
#trains
Me with a Time Machine, just after going to Kitty Hawk, North Carolina on December 17th, 1903 at 10:30am
#trains
I accidentally took two gummies and am watching life of Brian, I looked down for like two seconds and suddenly I see this onscreen
I thought I was high as shit, but this is genuinely a scene in the movie
I thought I was high as shit, but this is genuinely a scene in the movie
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I accidentally took two gummies and am watching life of Brian, I looked down for like two seconds and suddenly I see this onscreen
I thought I was high as shit, but this is genuinely a scene in the movie
I thought I was high as shit, but this is genuinely a scene in the movie
This Thanksgiving instead of wine in a Diet Coke can, put Mary Jones in a Baja Blast can #itsalwayssunny
![Two characters from the black comedy series “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” hold Diet Coke cans. Dee Reynolds, a blonde woman stands to the left while Dennis Reynolds, a brown haired man stands to the right. In the top panel, Dennis says “By the way as a side note [Dee], can I just say I am loving this canned wine thing.” In the bottom panel, he says “I think it’s brilliant. I mean, I’m active, I’m gesturing with my hands, and I don’t feel restricted.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tdfrjpqayydkwxn3pwyzemx6/bafkreicpp24aebppkjtz756pnhkueakt2qv3imzrk7mxdc76uuzh635kjy@jpeg)
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This Thanksgiving instead of wine in a Diet Coke can, put Mary Jones in a Baja Blast can #itsalwayssunny
all I see is a want for vertical slabs in Minecraft, but you know what I want?
sideways stairs.
imagine how much cooler this doorway I made could be if the sides were recessed like the top part
sideways stairs.
imagine how much cooler this doorway I made could be if the sides were recessed like the top part
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
all I see is a want for vertical slabs in Minecraft, but you know what I want?
sideways stairs.
imagine how much cooler this doorway I made could be if the sides were recessed like the top part
sideways stairs.
imagine how much cooler this doorway I made could be if the sides were recessed like the top part
We have so so many different toppings that go well on burgers, yet these are always the default 😒
October 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
We have so so many different toppings that go well on burgers, yet these are always the default 😒
Nintendo really made the PERFECT track in Mario Kart for these guys to come back, and they DIDNT
September 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Nintendo really made the PERFECT track in Mario Kart for these guys to come back, and they DIDNT
lowkey this looks like the comfiest bed of all time
September 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
lowkey this looks like the comfiest bed of all time
And a more lively photo of her
August 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
And a more lively photo of her
August 31, 2025 at 3:46 AM
That’s a big ass 🅱️
August 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
That’s a big ass 🅱️
Everyone else: Oh no we gotta make sure Chuck doesn’t go within a mile of a AA battery 😭😭
Mike:
Mike:
August 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Everyone else: Oh no we gotta make sure Chuck doesn’t go within a mile of a AA battery 😭😭
Mike:
Mike:
Thanks google photos for adding the sticker feature
August 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Thanks google photos for adding the sticker feature
POV you’ve found me reflecting on my high school days
August 12, 2025 at 9:47 AM
POV you’ve found me reflecting on my high school days
When I was younger kids who watched Disney channel used to compare Bob Duncan from Good Luck Charlie and Mr Incredible bc they look similar
Anyway I just think it’s funny how him and Mr Incredible’s actual VA both had roles on My Name Is Earl
Anyway I just think it’s funny how him and Mr Incredible’s actual VA both had roles on My Name Is Earl
July 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
When I was younger kids who watched Disney channel used to compare Bob Duncan from Good Luck Charlie and Mr Incredible bc they look similar
Anyway I just think it’s funny how him and Mr Incredible’s actual VA both had roles on My Name Is Earl
Anyway I just think it’s funny how him and Mr Incredible’s actual VA both had roles on My Name Is Earl
Had to scroll past months of cat pics and screenshots just to find this guy as my therapist.
July 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Had to scroll past months of cat pics and screenshots just to find this guy as my therapist.
My idea for a new Minecraft item: wallpaper
You craft it with honeycomb and paper (similar to how you make a book), and it would make three squares of wallpaper. You would use this to place on a block’s surface. It would change the block texture on one size, so you can use item frames and torches
You craft it with honeycomb and paper (similar to how you make a book), and it would make three squares of wallpaper. You would use this to place on a block’s surface. It would change the block texture on one size, so you can use item frames and torches
July 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
My idea for a new Minecraft item: wallpaper
You craft it with honeycomb and paper (similar to how you make a book), and it would make three squares of wallpaper. You would use this to place on a block’s surface. It would change the block texture on one size, so you can use item frames and torches
You craft it with honeycomb and paper (similar to how you make a book), and it would make three squares of wallpaper. You would use this to place on a block’s surface. It would change the block texture on one size, so you can use item frames and torches
Facebook Marketplace finds are hilarious sometimes
July 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Facebook Marketplace finds are hilarious sometimes
What did Hank see??
July 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
What did Hank see??
June 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Some more photos from MKW
June 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Some more photos from MKW
I love photo mode in MKW
June 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I love photo mode in MKW
May I present to you… Rigby smoking a joint
June 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
May I present to you… Rigby smoking a joint