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Dr. Mantis Toboggan, MD
@ripeturtle.bsky.social
Only serious 12% of the time
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Average person with a Time Machine: I’m gonna go back to see my grandpa when he was my age!

Me with a Time Machine, just after going to Kitty Hawk, North Carolina on December 17th, 1903 at 10:30am

#trains
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I accidentally took two gummies and am watching life of Brian, I looked down for like two seconds and suddenly I see this onscreen

I thought I was high as shit, but this is genuinely a scene in the movie
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
This Thanksgiving instead of wine in a Diet Coke can, put Mary Jones in a Baja Blast can #itsalwayssunny
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
all I see is a want for vertical slabs in Minecraft, but you know what I want?

sideways stairs.

imagine how much cooler this doorway I made could be if the sides were recessed like the top part
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
We have so so many different toppings that go well on burgers, yet these are always the default 😒
October 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Nintendo really made the PERFECT track in Mario Kart for these guys to come back, and they DIDNT
September 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
September 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
lowkey this looks like the comfiest bed of all time
September 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
And a more lively photo of her
August 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It’s barely #caturday

Here’s Luma enjoying her perch
August 31, 2025 at 3:46 AM
That’s a big ass 🅱️
August 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
August 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Everyone else: Oh no we gotta make sure Chuck doesn’t go within a mile of a AA battery 😭😭

Mike:
August 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Thanks google photos for adding the sticker feature
August 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
POV you’ve found me reflecting on my high school days
August 12, 2025 at 9:47 AM
When I was younger kids who watched Disney channel used to compare Bob Duncan from Good Luck Charlie and Mr Incredible bc they look similar

Anyway I just think it’s funny how him and Mr Incredible’s actual VA both had roles on My Name Is Earl
July 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Had to scroll past months of cat pics and screenshots just to find this guy as my therapist.
July 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
My idea for a new Minecraft item: wallpaper

You craft it with honeycomb and paper (similar to how you make a book), and it would make three squares of wallpaper. You would use this to place on a block’s surface. It would change the block texture on one size, so you can use item frames and torches
July 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Facebook Marketplace finds are hilarious sometimes
July 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
July 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
What did Hank see??
July 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Waluigi’s jealous that Yoshi’s stole his taco stand’s business
#mariokartworld #waluigistacostand
June 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Some more photos from MKW
June 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I love photo mode in MKW
June 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
May I present to you… Rigby smoking a joint
June 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM