Day 7:
- Dennis accidentally blew himself up
- Charlie bled to death
- Schmitty won the hunger games

Day 6:
- The Waitress tried to kill Da Maniac, but missed and killed The Waiter
- Dennis stole Charlie’s memoirs
- Schmitty left Liam McPoyle to die
- The Waitress died of dysentery
- Da Maniac died of hypothermia
- Charlie slept all day

Day 5:
- Ben the Soldier strangled Gladys
- Artemis put Mrs Mac out of her misery

Day 4:
- Charlie, the Waitress, & Dennis raid the Waiter’s camp
- No one died

Day 3:
- Charlie killed his mother

Day 2:
- Mrs Kelly & The Waitress kill Dee
- Da Maniac sprains his ankle while running from Mrs Mac
- The Waitress forced Mac to kill Dennis or Charlie, but when Mac refused she killed him instead
- The Lawyer killed Luther Mac

Day 1:
- Frank Reynolds fell in a pit and died
- The Waitress grabbed an empty backpack from the cornucopia
- Mrs Mac got a spear
- Schmitty killed Rickety Cricket

Mainly bc aloha can be hello or goodbye and adios is only goodbye. no double meaning smh