River
@rivenwylder.bsky.social
River • any pronouns • '94 • 🏳️🌈
I am giving the grinch an echocardiogram
December 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I am giving the grinch an echocardiogram
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had to explain to my boss several times today that 60 + 60 does NOT = 180 and I'm the one barely making a living wage and HE'S been a DOCTOR for over 30 YEARS
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
had to explain to my boss several times today that 60 + 60 does NOT = 180 and I'm the one barely making a living wage and HE'S been a DOCTOR for over 30 YEARS
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i need people to not drive like they're fucking stupid sorry everyone I'm having a moment
December 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i need people to not drive like they're fucking stupid sorry everyone I'm having a moment
yummy cinnabull roll
December 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
yummy cinnabull roll
best daycare photo ever
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
best daycare photo ever
the longer i walk fennel the more energetic she is and on the way home and i feel so bad i stepped on her toe when she was acting crazy and flailing on the leash like a fish out of water and she cried so loud 😭 girl i just need you to calm down!!!
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
the longer i walk fennel the more energetic she is and on the way home and i feel so bad i stepped on her toe when she was acting crazy and flailing on the leash like a fish out of water and she cried so loud 😭 girl i just need you to calm down!!!
should i shop for xmas gifts or should i take that money and blow it all on the black friday sale at the local dog chew store and get $75 worth of extra treats
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
should i shop for xmas gifts or should i take that money and blow it all on the black friday sale at the local dog chew store and get $75 worth of extra treats
it's sooooo hard being a spoiled little dog
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
it's sooooo hard being a spoiled little dog
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I saw a teen wearing a GIR hoodie, the children are being taught the old ways.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I saw a teen wearing a GIR hoodie, the children are being taught the old ways.
if all goes well fennel is going to start agility foundations training next year 🐶 finally pursuing my dog sport dreams!
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
if all goes well fennel is going to start agility foundations training next year 🐶 finally pursuing my dog sport dreams!
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
pooping is such a waste of time and I'm mad about it
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
pooping is such a waste of time and I'm mad about it
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13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
got her the cuuuutest enrichment feeder
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
got her the cuuuutest enrichment feeder
a cozy fennel morning
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
a cozy fennel morning
god life fucking sucks
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
god life fucking sucks
i need the human equivalent of a benebone
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
i need the human equivalent of a benebone
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
i looked away from fennel for 2 seconds while in the pet store (rookie mistake). I didn't know she was a CRIMINAL who SHOPLIFTS cookies from the open bins
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i looked away from fennel for 2 seconds while in the pet store (rookie mistake). I didn't know she was a CRIMINAL who SHOPLIFTS cookies from the open bins