Constantly Distracted
@rmhupman.bsky.social
Mom of two boys, wife to a patient husband. Internal auditor by day, hockey association treasurer by night.
Miss Rosie enjoying her new duck toy
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Miss Rosie enjoying her new duck toy
My husband @84mk1.bsky.social learned this one the hard way 30 years ago. Five stitches in his hand later...
As many of us begin Christmas meal prep, allow me to share the advice that my ER nurse sister puts in the chat every year:
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
December 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My husband @84mk1.bsky.social learned this one the hard way 30 years ago. Five stitches in his hand later...
My 16yo son has a weird sense of humour 😅
December 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My 16yo son has a weird sense of humour 😅
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149 days until Opening Day
November 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
149 days until Opening Day
My IL's neighbour is the guy in the red hoodie. Goes to all the big sports events 🙄
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My IL's neighbour is the guy in the red hoodie. Goes to all the big sports events 🙄
It just hit me. This is the first year since 2002 that we did not have a kid go trick or treating. Kid2 did dress up as Ted Lasso to go to a party but no candy collected.
November 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
It just hit me. This is the first year since 2002 that we did not have a kid go trick or treating. Kid2 did dress up as Ted Lasso to go to a party but no candy collected.
The Toronto Public Library Facebook page is a delight. Love the themed titles!
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The Toronto Public Library Facebook page is a delight. Love the themed titles!
Kid2 had his first hockey game of the season last night. We got home at 1030 pm, I watched a bit of the Jays game then went to bed. Kid2 stayed up. Woke up to a roar from 2 floors down when the Springer HR happened. Couldn't sleep after that til it was over. So tired. 😴
October 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Kid2 had his first hockey game of the season last night. We got home at 1030 pm, I watched a bit of the Jays game then went to bed. Kid2 stayed up. Woke up to a roar from 2 floors down when the Springer HR happened. Couldn't sleep after that til it was over. So tired. 😴
A group of Aussies waiting for the cruise shuttle in Jeju, South Korea, told my husband the Jays won last night 😂
October 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
A group of Aussies waiting for the cruise shuttle in Jeju, South Korea, told my husband the Jays won last night 😂
Wincing as I look at Kid2's hockey and reffing schedule this week. Every night but Thursday goes to 930 pm at the earliest, with Wednesday's game ending at 11. He still can't drive solo so I have no choice but to be there too. lolsob
October 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Wincing as I look at Kid2's hockey and reffing schedule this week. Every night but Thursday goes to 930 pm at the earliest, with Wednesday's game ending at 11. He still can't drive solo so I have no choice but to be there too. lolsob
My husband is on a flight to Incheon with only text access so I am keeping him updated on the Jays game😬
October 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My husband is on a flight to Incheon with only text access so I am keeping him updated on the Jays game😬
Add your vote Jays fans!
October 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Add your vote Jays fans!
TIL the Supreme Court of Canada has a mascot named Amicus!
October 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
TIL the Supreme Court of Canada has a mascot named Amicus!
Max Fried looking off into the distance after being pulled out of the game...
October 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Max Fried looking off into the distance after being pulled out of the game...
Look who is having a snooze in our green bin, it's @seebo429.bsky.social 's little cousin.
Yes we left him to sleep for now.
Yes we left him to sleep for now.
October 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Look who is having a snooze in our green bin, it's @seebo429.bsky.social 's little cousin.
Yes we left him to sleep for now.
Yes we left him to sleep for now.
Kirky! First career grand slam!!!
September 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Kirky! First career grand slam!!!
The Blue Jays need a counter spell if they go up against Seattle on the playoffs. 😬
Additional anecdote, the Seattle Mariners are 17-1 since a fan on twitter asked an Etsy witch to cure the team's problems
The Seattle Mariners have won 7 games in a row
September 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
The Blue Jays need a counter spell if they go up against Seattle on the playoffs. 😬
Taking a bag of garden jalapeño peppers to the office for a coworker.
Husbabd suggested lobbing peppers at unruly bus passengers 🤣
A new take on pepper spray lol
Husbabd suggested lobbing peppers at unruly bus passengers 🤣
A new take on pepper spray lol
September 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Taking a bag of garden jalapeño peppers to the office for a coworker.
Husbabd suggested lobbing peppers at unruly bus passengers 🤣
A new take on pepper spray lol
Husbabd suggested lobbing peppers at unruly bus passengers 🤣
A new take on pepper spray lol
I want to know more about this call.
If it was rotten potatoes though, I get it, they're disgusting.
If it was rotten potatoes though, I get it, they're disgusting.
September 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I want to know more about this call.
If it was rotten potatoes though, I get it, they're disgusting.
If it was rotten potatoes though, I get it, they're disgusting.
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John Kruk asks Tom McCarthy how the person who invented the first clock knew what time it was
August 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
John Kruk asks Tom McCarthy how the person who invented the first clock knew what time it was
Kid2 was on a flight earlier today. This was his view over SW NS, presumably the Annapolis County fire.
August 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Kid2 was on a flight earlier today. This was his view over SW NS, presumably the Annapolis County fire.
Kirky!
Alejandro Kirk steals a base for the first time in his career and gets a standing ovation
August 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Kirky!
My one (so far) perfect little tomato. Lots more are still green, they'll probably all ripen at once.
August 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My one (so far) perfect little tomato. Lots more are still green, they'll probably all ripen at once.