Rob Salmon (he/him)
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Unprofessional writer. Arsenal fan. Lover of 90s/00s pop culture.
I don't necessarily want Hampton to win SPOTY (got my fingers crossed for Chloe Kelly), but it would be amazing just to see how much it would boil Mary Earp's piss.
December 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I don't necessarily want Hampton to win SPOTY (got my fingers crossed for Chloe Kelly), but it would be amazing just to see how much it would boil Mary Earp's piss.
Saw that Burnley had pulled a goal back, thought there might be a grandstand finish, so switched the match on. Terrible decision. Some of the lowest quality football I've seen in a long while. Think Burnley might be in big trouble this season (obvs!).
December 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Saw that Burnley had pulled a goal back, thought there might be a grandstand finish, so switched the match on. Terrible decision. Some of the lowest quality football I've seen in a long while. Think Burnley might be in big trouble this season (obvs!).
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
Arteta on the phone to Nagelsmann:
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Arteta on the phone to Nagelsmann:
Back with the blog for the first time in a very long time. Sorry for such a big break, but things happen.
Today's post is all about pool, specifically the rules you might encounter from place to place.
Also featuring a very long review of aka Charlie Sheen.
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Today's post is all about pool, specifically the rules you might encounter from place to place.
Also featuring a very long review of aka Charlie Sheen.
arobblogcom.wordpress.com/2025/11/18/c...
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Hi all. I hope everyone reading this is well. Here at A Rob Blog, I like to tackle the really important issues that the world faces in these crazy times. I don’t shy away from difficult subje…
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November 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Back with the blog for the first time in a very long time. Sorry for such a big break, but things happen.
Today's post is all about pool, specifically the rules you might encounter from place to place.
Also featuring a very long review of aka Charlie Sheen.
arobblogcom.wordpress.com/2025/11/18/c...
Today's post is all about pool, specifically the rules you might encounter from place to place.
Also featuring a very long review of aka Charlie Sheen.
arobblogcom.wordpress.com/2025/11/18/c...
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
See how Phil Foden entered the pitch ahead of Saka there. He put the route on a plate for him.
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
See how Phil Foden entered the pitch ahead of Saka there. He put the route on a plate for him.
There's a special place in hell for toy designers who design battery powered toys without an on/off switch. Where the only way to immediately shut them up is by unscrewing the battery compartment and removing the batteries! Madness!
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
There's a special place in hell for toy designers who design battery powered toys without an on/off switch. Where the only way to immediately shut them up is by unscrewing the battery compartment and removing the batteries! Madness!
That's a great hit from Paqueta, but surely Pope needs to catch that cross in the build-up, rather than punching it? It looped up in the air and he wasn't under massive pressure.
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
That's a great hit from Paqueta, but surely Pope needs to catch that cross in the build-up, rather than punching it? It looped up in the air and he wasn't under massive pressure.
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My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down.
He’s struggling to find any work at the moment.
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He’s struggling to find any work at the moment.
He’s a brilliant writer and has written for Dangermouse, Private Eye and many more…
If you need a writer have a look at his website and please repost.
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November 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down.
He’s struggling to find any work at the moment.
He’s a brilliant writer and has written for Dangermouse, Private Eye and many more…
If you need a writer have a look at his website and please repost.
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
Thank you
He’s struggling to find any work at the moment.
He’s a brilliant writer and has written for Dangermouse, Private Eye and many more…
If you need a writer have a look at his website and please repost.
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
Thank you
I know the Rice and Trossard red cards last season were ridiculous, but it vexes me no end that they both quite obviously kicked the ball away during that half. Thankfully, the ref dealt with both incidents sensibly. But neither of them could have complained much if they'd been booked #ARSCRY
October 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I know the Rice and Trossard red cards last season were ridiculous, but it vexes me no end that they both quite obviously kicked the ball away during that half. Thankfully, the ref dealt with both incidents sensibly. But neither of them could have complained much if they'd been booked #ARSCRY
Looks like Palace have gone fairly strong tonight. Of the usual starters, it looks like only Richards and Wharton on the bench. Let's hope our extra couple of days to recover pays dividends come Sunday!
October 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Looks like Palace have gone fairly strong tonight. Of the usual starters, it looks like only Richards and Wharton on the bench. Let's hope our extra couple of days to recover pays dividends come Sunday!
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Ha, Alan Shearer said he thinks Rice is better as number 8, but that he is "equally" good as a number 6. This on the same day that Michael Dawson said on Soccer Saturday that "both teams have had a lot of possession." 😁
October 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ha, Alan Shearer said he thinks Rice is better as number 8, but that he is "equally" good as a number 6. This on the same day that Michael Dawson said on Soccer Saturday that "both teams have had a lot of possession." 😁
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I am painting every London tube station this is number 96. Highbury and Islington.
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September 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I am painting every London tube station this is number 96. Highbury and Islington.
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#darrenhaymanundergriund
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I tell you what, if/when West Ham sack Potter, they'll be in for Mourinho, I reckon.
Jose Mourinho has left his position as Fenerbahce head coach after just one season at the club.
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August 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I tell you what, if/when West Ham sack Potter, they'll be in for Mourinho, I reckon.
Just seen an angry West Ham fan refer to Graham Potter as a nerd, and it's really made me chuckle. Has Potter done anything to be considered a nerd? Or is it simply that he shares a surname with Harry Potter, who wears glasses? Either way, it's very funny.
August 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Just seen an angry West Ham fan refer to Graham Potter as a nerd, and it's really made me chuckle. Has Potter done anything to be considered a nerd? Or is it simply that he shares a surname with Harry Potter, who wears glasses? Either way, it's very funny.
Don't let your intrusive thoughts win. Under no circumstances is your dentist offering you a drink. Spit that shit out.
August 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Don't let your intrusive thoughts win. Under no circumstances is your dentist offering you a drink. Spit that shit out.
I Know What I Did Last Summer #MildHorror
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW NOISE COMPLAINT #MildHorror
July 31, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I Know What I Did Last Summer #MildHorror
Go get Michelle Agyemang.
two men in suits and ties are sitting next to each other .
Alt: two men in suits and ties are sitting next to each other .
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July 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Go get Michelle Agyemang.
I know it's easy to say after a penalty shootout with so many misses, but it seemed like players from both sides were rushing a bit. They could have done with taking a couple of more breathes before their run ups.
July 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I know it's easy to say after a penalty shootout with so many misses, but it seemed like players from both sides were rushing a bit. They could have done with taking a couple of more breathes before their run ups.