Robert Mischief
@robert-mischief.bsky.social
Writer, bass player, and GM for most TTRPGS. One day I’ll be a household name for like, a couple hundred people
Video games, music, anime, movies.
Video games, music, anime, movies.
Saw a Coke Christmas ad today. The appalling AI made me instinctively reach for a Pepsi.
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Saw a Coke Christmas ad today. The appalling AI made me instinctively reach for a Pepsi.
Man, fuck DWTS. Why are we going through the motions when the judges already decided to hand Whitney everything on a mirror balled platter. The Tyson/Paul fight is a more believable “fair” competition
October 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Man, fuck DWTS. Why are we going through the motions when the judges already decided to hand Whitney everything on a mirror balled platter. The Tyson/Paul fight is a more believable “fair” competition
Feels like I don’t need to watch the rest of the season. Whitney is just going to win. It seems predetermined.
October 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Feels like I don’t need to watch the rest of the season. Whitney is just going to win. It seems predetermined.
7, 8, 8. Dylan Efron- proving the pretty privilege is alive and well.
October 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
7, 8, 8. Dylan Efron- proving the pretty privilege is alive and well.
A Walmart employee just straight up called me ugly! 😭
I’m wearing a shirt that reads The Pretty Reckless on it, and they looked me dead in the eye and said “you can’t be wearing that. You gotta go with just reckless.”
I’m wearing a shirt that reads The Pretty Reckless on it, and they looked me dead in the eye and said “you can’t be wearing that. You gotta go with just reckless.”
October 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A Walmart employee just straight up called me ugly! 😭
I’m wearing a shirt that reads The Pretty Reckless on it, and they looked me dead in the eye and said “you can’t be wearing that. You gotta go with just reckless.”
I’m wearing a shirt that reads The Pretty Reckless on it, and they looked me dead in the eye and said “you can’t be wearing that. You gotta go with just reckless.”
Fortnite keeps releasing skins that really make me want to play the game, but I’m holding out for Caitlin Clark. Gotta hit those clean headshots from the field
June 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Fortnite keeps releasing skins that really make me want to play the game, but I’m holding out for Caitlin Clark. Gotta hit those clean headshots from the field
I’m in a group of people and the one running the event said “alright everyone, time to get in your places”
I replied, “Thank you, Places!”
And the whole room looked at me like I was off my meds.
My humor is unappreciated in its time…
I replied, “Thank you, Places!”
And the whole room looked at me like I was off my meds.
My humor is unappreciated in its time…
June 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’m in a group of people and the one running the event said “alright everyone, time to get in your places”
I replied, “Thank you, Places!”
And the whole room looked at me like I was off my meds.
My humor is unappreciated in its time…
I replied, “Thank you, Places!”
And the whole room looked at me like I was off my meds.
My humor is unappreciated in its time…
“This is America. We steal the culture then kick them out. Thats how we got Taco Bell and Guadalajara”
May 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“This is America. We steal the culture then kick them out. Thats how we got Taco Bell and Guadalajara”
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Hey, if you give a resturant a 1 star review because one of the employees is nongender conforming, fuck you.
May 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hey, if you give a resturant a 1 star review because one of the employees is nongender conforming, fuck you.
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It costs $0 to repost a 17 year olds art >.<
May 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It costs $0 to repost a 17 year olds art >.<
Please, tell me about the fucking golf shoes!
May 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Please, tell me about the fucking golf shoes!
I’m in a bathroom stall and the person next to mine is having a screaming match on his phone and flushing over and over. I would be mortified to talk to someone while shitting, let alone constantly announce it to them by flushing
April 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I’m in a bathroom stall and the person next to mine is having a screaming match on his phone and flushing over and over. I would be mortified to talk to someone while shitting, let alone constantly announce it to them by flushing
Reposted by Robert Mischief
I kind of want to go
April 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I kind of want to go
I woke up this morning and thought “I haven’t heard from KaiserNeko in a long time. I hope nothing happened to them- apparently I was just not following them for some reason.
April 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I woke up this morning and thought “I haven’t heard from KaiserNeko in a long time. I hope nothing happened to them- apparently I was just not following them for some reason.
Somehow my DND characters have way more rizz than I ever will, and I’m the one playing them (this is just RP, no rolls involved)
March 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Somehow my DND characters have way more rizz than I ever will, and I’m the one playing them (this is just RP, no rolls involved)
I’ve found that whenever I am getting worked up I tend to quote Last Five Years like a personal mantra: “It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine. It’s not a problem, it’s just a challenge”
75% Success Rate
75% Success Rate
February 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’ve found that whenever I am getting worked up I tend to quote Last Five Years like a personal mantra: “It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine. It’s not a problem, it’s just a challenge”
75% Success Rate
75% Success Rate
There’s a direct proportionality to how moral bankrupt someone is and how financially solvent someone is
February 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
There’s a direct proportionality to how moral bankrupt someone is and how financially solvent someone is
Reposted by Robert Mischief
Good news, everyone! You get to do whatever you want! As long as you say you were trying to save the country, it’s all legal now.
February 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Good news, everyone! You get to do whatever you want! As long as you say you were trying to save the country, it’s all legal now.
Being smugly superior to sports fans, saying sports all, and purposely getting terms wrong, does not actually make you cool or better. It makes you a dick
February 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Being smugly superior to sports fans, saying sports all, and purposely getting terms wrong, does not actually make you cool or better. It makes you a dick
Reposted by Robert Mischief
I’ve become so ungovernable I can’t even get myself to do anything any more
January 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’ve become so ungovernable I can’t even get myself to do anything any more
“Robert played a game about blowing up the moon”
can't stop laughing at "Mangione played a game about assassins called Among Us". hope if i ever snap there are headlines like "she played a game about killing the pope called Final Fantasy XIV Online: Heavensward"
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
“Robert played a game about blowing up the moon”
When you are depresso espresso, try sleep. That way you can repress the depresso
December 4, 2024 at 5:43 AM
When you are depresso espresso, try sleep. That way you can repress the depresso
I feel like this fight is taking so long to start it’ll finally happen in December
November 16, 2024 at 4:34 AM
I feel like this fight is taking so long to start it’ll finally happen in December
I just need two people to move over from X and I can delete it forever
November 14, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I just need two people to move over from X and I can delete it forever