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Michael
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Trying to furnish a new home.
Harjo is on a heater.
January 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I quit smoking almost 10 years ago and I regularly have dreams of picking it up again and becoming a party/bar-only smoker.
December 31, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The things people do for money....
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Eh, who cares? It's coming down day 1.
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Everything Everywhere All at Once. Never again.
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Did they get anybody else in that deal?
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Leaning Wizards.
October 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
1 hit and no walks. Way to finish strong, boys.
September 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
He's the only guy who looks like he has a plan when he gets to the plate. He is the definition of a guy "controlling the zone".
September 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Work in progress? No, the work was submitted and received an F-
August 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Zero charisma.
August 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
protest sign should not be funny
August 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
yeah but Ferrer's arm is going to fall off now.
July 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Reposted by Michael
we're gonna get the stupidest possible version of skynet
July 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Idea for follow up question: "Can you find out?"
July 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I know this is kind of besides the point but did Sykora get injured the other night in Harrisburg? Pulled after 1 inning and next pitcher was given unlimited time to warm
July 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The Human Sleeping Pill
June 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Get ready to learn bullpen, Trevor.
May 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM