recently learned about “dek bass”, a sound system culture in rural West Bengal, using cassette decks and homemade systems, and it’s remarkable because 1) the music and equipment are sick and 2) the DJ always looks like he’s being briefed on a national security issue

Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad

RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-fires-piss-czar/

Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs

nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander

we're gonna get the stupidest possible version of skynet

Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!

Sobbing uncontrollably as I pay my respects to the 2014 garden state parkway rest stop hall of fame inductee, Sir James Gandolfini

This senator's viral clapback to the fascists dragging him to the gallows is giving us life