Michael
@robertgoober.bsky.social
Trying to furnish a new home.
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Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
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RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-fires-piss-czar/
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-fires-piss-czar/
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Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
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generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
September 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
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What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
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nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
July 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
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we're gonna get the stupidest possible version of skynet
July 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
we're gonna get the stupidest possible version of skynet
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Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
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Sobbing uncontrollably as I pay my respects to the 2014 garden state parkway rest stop hall of fame inductee, Sir James Gandolfini
April 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Sobbing uncontrollably as I pay my respects to the 2014 garden state parkway rest stop hall of fame inductee, Sir James Gandolfini
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This senator's viral clapback to the fascists dragging him to the gallows is giving us life
January 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This senator's viral clapback to the fascists dragging him to the gallows is giving us life