Robin Marriott
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Robin Marriott
@robinm.bsky.social
Member of The Bad Ideas Club, BTCC fan, music lover, runner, cyclist, ramen enthusiast. Hair is model’s own.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

1999 Vauxhall Corsa
1985 Vauxhall Nova
1994 Vauxhall Corsa
2003 Vauxhall Corsa
2004 Vauxhall Corsa
This is more like it.

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 AM
If anyone’s looking for the best recipe app I’ve ever used, Sorted Food’s Sorted Sidekick is currently 50% off, so it’s only £30 for the whole year.

The best thing is that it gives you 3 recipes which share ingredients, making it way cheaper to actually cook the meals, unlike most books/sites.
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I’ve been using the McDonald’s app every day this month to order coffee to collect en route to work. This morning the server addressed me by name so I can now never go back.
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Dreamt that I drove to the arctic circle last night. Got there and I was the only person walking around in a T-shirt.

I really need to fix the heating in my bedroom.
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Catchpole gradually working his way through my lottery win car list. This one stings.
BETTER than the E36 M3? DRIVING the Alpina B8 4.6 | Henry Catchpole - The Driver's Seat
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November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’ve seen some stupid shit on the roads over the years but I’ve never seen anyone reading a book on an iPad mounted in Zone A before tonight.

Reported, obviously.
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sorry, what?
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I know it’s boring to complain about the weather but last weekend I was wearing a T-shirt outside and this morning I have 3 layers on.

Brrr.
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Just spotted a celebrity!
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
It’s not foggy, you fucks.
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Dancing in the moonlight is on the radio
a kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched
ALT: a kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched
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November 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Sitting here having just finished my pint of black coffee, wondering why my stomach hurts every day. The problem would be easy to solve if I could see it.
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Just realised I missed the 8th anniversary (!) of picking this up.

Still haven’t got it back.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Man I love eBay.
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Annual reminder that it’s absolutely batshit that you can buy explosive and cabbages in the same place.
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Supermarket survivor spotting!
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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I really wish we could watch Supercars in the UK, if not just for the chicane at Surfer’s Paradise.
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October 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It’s such an odd artistic choice for Tag Heuer to make the F1 clock not function like an actual clock.
October 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Last day at this job today. Weird vibe.
October 23, 2025 at 11:09 AM
10 years into the future and I’ve still never ordered this pizza.
October 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Early dinner because it’s been cooking all day and I couldn’t wait any longer.

Chinese style slow cooked beef in a black pepper sauce.
October 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Normal public park behaviour
October 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I don’t remember exactly when I gave up smoking but it’s probably been 18 years, maybe even 19.

For some reason though, tonight I have an *unbelievable* craving.
October 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I don’t need a 400bhp estate car with a twin turbo V8 but someone should buy this.
October 17, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Really frustrating this exists. I love the idea of a cover of a song in another genre, or the style of another band but AI slop is not it.

I’m sure ‘funk’ Prodigy would be brilliant but unless it’s covered by actual humans, I’m not going to listen.
October 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM