🔞 Seri-Cowch 🔞
@robotfucker5001.bsky.social
🔞 NSFW/R18+ ACCOUNT. MINORS LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. WASTEPLAY/ABDL/AISLOP DNI. 🔞
Synth (robot), that is also cow? mattress? Idk anymore
20 (manufactured 2005)
pfp by @chubbosynth.bsky.social
she/it/cow [EN-US] | tā/牠 [ZH-CN]
Synth (robot), that is also cow? mattress? Idk anymore
20 (manufactured 2005)
pfp by @chubbosynth.bsky.social
she/it/cow [EN-US] | tā/牠 [ZH-CN]
Pinned
Look at this fat cow, hard to believe she was an esteemed scholar and artist; now she can only imagine her next meal...
fatass ych for a silly synth cow @robotfucker5001.bsky.social
fatass ych for a silly synth cow @robotfucker5001.bsky.social
Mmmwrrrrooooouhhh~ 😵💫
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What do you mean Hypno.... vember....?
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
What do you mean Hypno.... vember....?
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Quite frankly, @kimikodoll.bsky.social wasn't my type. So I gave them a hotfix. (Comm)
September 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Quite frankly, @kimikodoll.bsky.social wasn't my type. So I gave them a hotfix. (Comm)
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October 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Minor adjustments for @x_looxx on twitter!
October 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Minor adjustments for @x_looxx on twitter!
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#HYPNOVEMBER2025- FRAGMENT
Featuring Wanderer's Jackie
Oh dear. Jackie lost track of Wanderer and was trying to infiltrate the Vaguekin to see where he might have ended up. But Tektite has no tolerance for intruders.
Artwork by @attikipp.bsky.social
Jackie owned by @wanderer-bun.bsky.social
Featuring Wanderer's Jackie
Oh dear. Jackie lost track of Wanderer and was trying to infiltrate the Vaguekin to see where he might have ended up. But Tektite has no tolerance for intruders.
Artwork by @attikipp.bsky.social
Jackie owned by @wanderer-bun.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 8:53 AM
#HYPNOVEMBER2025- FRAGMENT
Featuring Wanderer's Jackie
Oh dear. Jackie lost track of Wanderer and was trying to infiltrate the Vaguekin to see where he might have ended up. But Tektite has no tolerance for intruders.
Artwork by @attikipp.bsky.social
Jackie owned by @wanderer-bun.bsky.social
Featuring Wanderer's Jackie
Oh dear. Jackie lost track of Wanderer and was trying to infiltrate the Vaguekin to see where he might have ended up. But Tektite has no tolerance for intruders.
Artwork by @attikipp.bsky.social
Jackie owned by @wanderer-bun.bsky.social
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Blade Wolf Booty Smacked
#borisalienart #NSFWart #NSFW
Patreon suggestion from a couple of months ago - now posted publicly! You need strong hands for a booty this powerful 🖐💪Only the rules of nature, you know.
Check out my 👇
www.patreon.com/borisalien
#borisalienart #NSFWart #NSFW
Patreon suggestion from a couple of months ago - now posted publicly! You need strong hands for a booty this powerful 🖐💪Only the rules of nature, you know.
Check out my 👇
www.patreon.com/borisalien
October 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Blade Wolf Booty Smacked
#borisalienart #NSFWart #NSFW
Patreon suggestion from a couple of months ago - now posted publicly! You need strong hands for a booty this powerful 🖐💪Only the rules of nature, you know.
Check out my 👇
www.patreon.com/borisalien
#borisalienart #NSFWart #NSFW
Patreon suggestion from a couple of months ago - now posted publicly! You need strong hands for a booty this powerful 🖐💪Only the rules of nature, you know.
Check out my 👇
www.patreon.com/borisalien
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vro was made for cuddles... comm for
@who_messu on twitter!!
@who_messu on twitter!!
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
vro was made for cuddles... comm for
@who_messu on twitter!!
@who_messu on twitter!!
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FUCK i posted the wip by mistake. FUCKKK!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH look at this one if u really care me
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
FUCK i posted the wip by mistake. FUCKKK!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH look at this one if u really care me
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hello everyone im doing my first fanart poll
I have been playing a lot of armello and want to draw one of the creatures and i need help from viewers like YOU to decide which one i draw...
vote now on the strawpoll - the two with the most votes will be drawn...
strawpoll.com/NoZrzAQRaZ3
I have been playing a lot of armello and want to draw one of the creatures and i need help from viewers like YOU to decide which one i draw...
vote now on the strawpoll - the two with the most votes will be drawn...
strawpoll.com/NoZrzAQRaZ3
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
hello everyone im doing my first fanart poll
I have been playing a lot of armello and want to draw one of the creatures and i need help from viewers like YOU to decide which one i draw...
vote now on the strawpoll - the two with the most votes will be drawn...
strawpoll.com/NoZrzAQRaZ3
I have been playing a lot of armello and want to draw one of the creatures and i need help from viewers like YOU to decide which one i draw...
vote now on the strawpoll - the two with the most votes will be drawn...
strawpoll.com/NoZrzAQRaZ3
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time to post the most realistic meme ever made, which permanently reflects my life as someone looking for a better job
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
time to post the most realistic meme ever made, which permanently reflects my life as someone looking for a better job
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
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#HYPNOVEMBER2025 FRAGMENT
Kai Tyde and Jasper have noticed Tektite's been fighting hackers a LOT lately. It's getting indescriminate.
hopefully Tektite will realize its error and quietly apologize to administration.
Artwork by Formaleably
Featuring Impossible Ace
Kai Tyde and Jasper have noticed Tektite's been fighting hackers a LOT lately. It's getting indescriminate.
hopefully Tektite will realize its error and quietly apologize to administration.
Artwork by Formaleably
Featuring Impossible Ace
![[Audio log, information irretrievable and voices distorted.] The audio contains a conversation with two individuals. The first is closer to the microphone, and sounds like Kai Tyde. Kai: “Thanks for coming dude, I need all hands for some A.I. help.” A.I.: “I assume you mean someone other than me?” Kai: “Yeah, I was really digging this new drone program. Bright’s old computer assistant T-” A.I.: “Tektite, I'm familiar. What's the issue with it?” Kai: “I thought the dude would . . . I don't know, just make drones but . . .” A.I.: “Starting to realize the problem with that?” Kai: “For something made of a bunch of numbers that can't count to two, they have a lot more emotion than I was expecting. I got the feeling Dr. Bright’s wanting back into Cognizant. And out of everyone that doesn’t want that, Tektite wants it the least. But man, even mentioning her has it crashing out. I’m getting worried what might happen if she actually does run into it.” A.I.: “Do they need termination?” Kai: “NO! . . . sorry, just, I can't have a mastermind disappear during an event. I just, I need someone to go, I don't know, check their software? Make sure bright isn't affecting them?” A.I.: “Not alter, but someone who can report back if something is wrong.” Kai: “Yeah! I just need . . . what does Jasper call it, a bug report?” A.I.: “I can do something like that . . . for a favor.” Kai: “Really man? Fine, what's the extortion here?” A.I.: “Simple, I don't want to deal with all the COSHA bunny paper work that's going to come out of this.” Kai: There's a long light sigh. “Jasper is gonna wreck me . . .” ° ° ° ° ° [Video recording inside of a facility 18 data stream.] An otter in a blue sweater walks further into the facility. A number of vaugekin attempt to impede his progress. There is a sudden light blue glow shining off the otter, noticeably in his eyes, hands, and tips of the fur on his head. A number of cyan pins form in their hands before being thrown at the Vaugekin. There is a glitch distortion around the drones before freezing still. The otter continues walking forward to a console, showing a large white triangle on his back, a pattern on the sweater itself. Ace: “Artificery . . . I can make things out of thin air in a digital world, and yet I can't even access a computer inside a computer . . .” He looks back at the vaugekin before putting his hands on the sides of the console. The glow around him returns, and with it the sounds of typing, though he notably doesn't touch the keyboard. The keys just move on their own. Ace: “Let's see . . . personal ID log . . . Tektite file . . . what's happening under your hood buddy?” Ace: “Really mad at Bright, a lot of security increases . . . that’s good I suppose . . . drones serve all? That's a bit . . .” Ace: “Huh, emotional response index? . . . when they asked for dormancy, I thought they would have lowered this. So that's why Tektite's been off . . .” There is a red flicker in the recording as the blue glow around Ace fades out. Ace: “A bit worrying, but nothing I ca-” As Ace tries to pull back, the console flashes a bright Red, and strings of energy jolt around him. Ace's form begins distorting, breaking apart, and fragmenting into large pixelated blocks. The door to the room slams open, and Tektite enters. As the otter’s form further breaks apart, the red computer program walks closer. Their detached head locked onto Ace while the body just slowly walks up behind them. Tektite: “INTRUDERS WILL BE THOROUGHLY PUNISHED!” The magical glow starts to form, but is interrupted by their arms falling off at his shoulders. There's no blood seen from the socket, as if the otter was just a toy. More parts of him broke apart from there. Their form abstracting and fragmenting into more parts. Each part of him glitching and distorting more. Tektite: “YOUR HANDS HAVE BEEN DEEMED UNFIT FOR GENERAL PURPOSE. REALLOCATION OF MENTAL DATA COMMENCING . . .” Ace could barely force his head down to see the nubs forming around his wrists. Bulging into a simple digit that could hardly move. Tektite: “NEUTRAL FORM DEEMED UNFIT FOR GENERAL STATUS. PURPOSE FILE ‘NEVER AGAIN’, INITIATING EXTREME MEASURES. REALLOCATING CODING INFORMATION FOR SIZE . . .” His eyes flick upwards as the distortion runs up his head. Their neck disintegrating into static and their torso detaching in the middle. With the distortion increasing by their head, it was also ramping up around his chest. Growing rapidly out in front of him, Ace seemed to look down at the new surging boobs with growing confusion. Tektite: “IDENTITY DEEMED THREAT. LOCKING CURRENT MENTAL STATUS TO FOLDER, FORCE RELOCATION OF FOLDER TO NEW POSITION . . .” Despite his body breaking apart, the otter pushes himself forward, the distortion flowing down to his rear while his arms desperately grab onto the console. They seem to stare forward almost blankly as their tail pops off and floats just behind them. It appears to make for more space as their butt swells rapidly. Rising higher and higher behind them, bubbling out as further data appears to be removed from their head. No coherent words can be made out as the process continues. Tektite: “PERSONALITY DEEMED THREAT, REPLACE WITH NEW PERSONALLY DATA MATRIX. USING ‘BRIGHT’S NEW PERSONALITY’ MATRIX ON INTRUDER. CONCERN ABOUT BEING EXPENSIVE . . .” They go silent as Ace pants and shivers in place, unable to move. Tektite: “EMPATHY OVERWRITTEN BY FILE ‘NEVER AGAIN'. PROCEEDING WITH PERSONALITY OVERWRITE . . .” The distortion around Ace’s head intensifies, their head rapidly swelling to an artificial shape. Bloating like the rest of their body from suddenly added data. Ace: “Ahhhh, T- Tekkkkrrr~, ahhhh~ administrator, oooo~ overwi~ AAAHHHhhh . . .” There is a hollow thump as Ace’s head pops out into a perfect sphere. Their mouth disappearing into a smooth surface. Tektite: “DESIGNATION, CODE PROGRAM ZERO SEVEN SEVEN THREE FOUR. STATE PRIMARY OBJECTIVE.” 07734: “Hehehe, like, assist mastermind Tektite in drone construction protocols, and serve the more intelligent superiors of the island!” 07734 appears to take on a more excitable persona, giggling and turning to face Tektite with a blank head. They don't have anything to make sound with, but the audio appears to ripple all throughout their round head. Seemingly leaving Ace as a bimbo code assistant. Tektite: “CODE ASSISTANT WORKING WITHIN PARAMETERS, STATE ORIGINAL NAME FOR WRONG DOING TO BE FILED.” 07734: “Like, former memory denotes Ace Impossible!” A screen hologram flickers on before Tektite, showing a light blue hexagon spinning in a circle as a loading cycle. The loading suddenly stops with a bunch of red cracks forming around it. Tektite: “WHAT!?” 07734: “Ace Impossible, like, lead coder and digital maintenance head. I was totes working under the direct orders of Kai Tyde, the totally amazing mastermind of the island!” 07734 brings a hand up to their chin, giggling while their round head bobs in place. Squishing their breast with their arm. Posing in such a way that would humiliate Dr. Bright where she the target. Tektite needed another few seconds to process the conflicting data. Tektite: “GIVE FORMER DIRECTIVE, HIGH PROBABLY OF MASTERMIND TAMPERING!” 07734: “Negative, my like, former directive was serving Kai Tyde. He was like, sooo worried about your function. Isn't he great?” Tektite: “ERROR CONFLICT. SUPERIOR INAPPROPRIATELY IMPACTED BY DRONE PRODUCTION. RESULT, PAUSE VAUGEKIN DRONE PRODUCTION TILL EVALUATION. COURSE OF ACTION CONFLICTS WITH WITH MASTERMIND FUNCTION, PRODUCE VAUGEKIN DRONES FOR EVALUATION OF PERFORMANCE.” 07734: “Error in assessment. 07734 is not superior to your assignment. 07734 is your well functioning code assistant and is to remain below you until otherwise relieved of service.” The loading screen reappears, notably spinning much faster to completion. Tektite: “ACKNOWLEDGED, DELAY INFORMATION SUBMISSION TILL THE RETURN OF ACE IMPOSSIBLE. ESTIMATED TIME OF DRONE SERVICE, ELEVEN DAYS.” 07734: “Hehehe, how may I like, serve you mastermind Tektite?” Tektite: “KEEP ANY INFORMATION OF ACE IMPOSSIBLE FROM BEING REPORTED, COLLECT THE INFORMATION, AND SUBMIT INFORMATION ON DECEMBER FIRST.” 07734: “Task acknowledged!~” 07734 appears to giggle again, their ears swiveling easily over their head, almost as if they turned to face the security camera. Seconds later, the recording gains overwhelming red artifacting and distortion. There is nothing but dark static in the rest of the recording. [END TRANSMISSION]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dan2nfqlgzbsbehqkap53pjf/bafkreifi7nn3ztvvgatrs2tx2mrfpl2w4qq4b7sm3ubqt4r25ih3telb2a@jpeg)
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
#HYPNOVEMBER2025 FRAGMENT
Kai Tyde and Jasper have noticed Tektite's been fighting hackers a LOT lately. It's getting indescriminate.
hopefully Tektite will realize its error and quietly apologize to administration.
Artwork by Formaleably
Featuring Impossible Ace
Kai Tyde and Jasper have noticed Tektite's been fighting hackers a LOT lately. It's getting indescriminate.
hopefully Tektite will realize its error and quietly apologize to administration.
Artwork by Formaleably
Featuring Impossible Ace
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October 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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For more information on who Elyon Badger is:
- Ballotpedia interview: ballotpedia.org/Elyon_Badger
- Website: elyonbadger.com
- Article: pridesource.com/article/elyo...
- Ballotpedia interview: ballotpedia.org/Elyon_Badger
- Website: elyonbadger.com
- Article: pridesource.com/article/elyo...
Michigan Furry Brings Honey Badger Energy — and Medicare for All — to His Fight for a Seat in the U.S. Congress
Elyon Badger doesn't look anything like how one expects a candidate for office to look. Often clad in marijuana-themed attire or a honey badger fursuit,
pridesource.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
For more information on who Elyon Badger is:
- Ballotpedia interview: ballotpedia.org/Elyon_Badger
- Website: elyonbadger.com
- Article: pridesource.com/article/elyo...
- Ballotpedia interview: ballotpedia.org/Elyon_Badger
- Website: elyonbadger.com
- Article: pridesource.com/article/elyo...
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Bluesky Support has suspended this furry congressional candidate's account for no apparent reason. They want to limit his reach and kill his campaign, presumably for not being whatever they consider "advertiser friendly". We really need to get loud about this, and not let them get away with it
For more information on who Elyon Badger is:
- Ballotpedia interview: ballotpedia.org/Elyon_Badger
- Website: elyonbadger.com
- Article: pridesource.com/article/elyo...
- Ballotpedia interview: ballotpedia.org/Elyon_Badger
- Website: elyonbadger.com
- Article: pridesource.com/article/elyo...
Michigan Furry Brings Honey Badger Energy — and Medicare for All — to His Fight for a Seat in the U.S. Congress
Elyon Badger doesn't look anything like how one expects a candidate for office to look. Often clad in marijuana-themed attire or a honey badger fursuit,
pridesource.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Bluesky Support has suspended this furry congressional candidate's account for no apparent reason. They want to limit his reach and kill his campaign, presumably for not being whatever they consider "advertiser friendly". We really need to get loud about this, and not let them get away with it
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synths are noteworthy for the flexibility of their bodies, novel in the wider scope of sophontic history and enabled by the bare minimum requirement for their existence - a processing substrate, and energy to power it. komu utilizes this flexibility to great extent~
art by @crowguts.bsky.social
art by @crowguts.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 AM
synths are noteworthy for the flexibility of their bodies, novel in the wider scope of sophontic history and enabled by the bare minimum requirement for their existence - a processing substrate, and energy to power it. komu utilizes this flexibility to great extent~
art by @crowguts.bsky.social
art by @crowguts.bsky.social
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Been a pretty filling Dinovember so far…but i’m nowhere near done, so bring another plate, why don’tcha?💜
(🎨: @l-lockt.bsky.social, thanks again!!)
(🎨: @l-lockt.bsky.social, thanks again!!)
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Been a pretty filling Dinovember so far…but i’m nowhere near done, so bring another plate, why don’tcha?💜
(🎨: @l-lockt.bsky.social, thanks again!!)
(🎨: @l-lockt.bsky.social, thanks again!!)
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Me and @blootheserg.bsky.social know @thatpunkdog.bsky.social likes cars and trains, so we decided: why not give him a good feel for a different kind of "heavy" machinery?
🎨: @lizardfordinner.bsky.social
🎨: @lizardfordinner.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Me and @blootheserg.bsky.social know @thatpunkdog.bsky.social likes cars and trains, so we decided: why not give him a good feel for a different kind of "heavy" machinery?
🎨: @lizardfordinner.bsky.social
🎨: @lizardfordinner.bsky.social
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Commission for the lovely @prototherobo.bsky.social :3
Gotta be careful around random hoses.
They might shove themselves in you and use you as storage medium.
Proto here is learning that the hard way. Though in my opinion, it suits em :3
#synth #inflation #art #furryart #furry #commission #nsfw
Gotta be careful around random hoses.
They might shove themselves in you and use you as storage medium.
Proto here is learning that the hard way. Though in my opinion, it suits em :3
#synth #inflation #art #furryart #furry #commission #nsfw
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Commission for the lovely @prototherobo.bsky.social :3
Gotta be careful around random hoses.
They might shove themselves in you and use you as storage medium.
Proto here is learning that the hard way. Though in my opinion, it suits em :3
#synth #inflation #art #furryart #furry #commission #nsfw
Gotta be careful around random hoses.
They might shove themselves in you and use you as storage medium.
Proto here is learning that the hard way. Though in my opinion, it suits em :3
#synth #inflation #art #furryart #furry #commission #nsfw
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• everyone deserves food, water, and shelter
• Healthcare should be free
• There should be no billionaires.
• the USA is a rogue state
• the GOP are nazis
• The Democrat politicians are quislings
• nobody is illegal
• Keep the internet neutral
• arrest lobbyists.
• Healthcare should be free
• There should be no billionaires.
• the USA is a rogue state
• the GOP are nazis
• The Democrat politicians are quislings
• nobody is illegal
• Keep the internet neutral
• arrest lobbyists.
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
• everyone deserves food, water, and shelter
• Healthcare should be free
• There should be no billionaires.
• the USA is a rogue state
• the GOP are nazis
• The Democrat politicians are quislings
• nobody is illegal
• Keep the internet neutral
• arrest lobbyists.
• Healthcare should be free
• There should be no billionaires.
• the USA is a rogue state
• the GOP are nazis
• The Democrat politicians are quislings
• nobody is illegal
• Keep the internet neutral
• arrest lobbyists.
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So apparently: "authors shouldn't be political," is doing the rounds again.
So let's go over this again.
• trans rights are human rights
• LGBTQ+ rights are human rights
• gay people deserve to marry and adopt
• Women's rights are humsn rights.
• Believe women
• black lives matter
So let's go over this again.
• trans rights are human rights
• LGBTQ+ rights are human rights
• gay people deserve to marry and adopt
• Women's rights are humsn rights.
• Believe women
• black lives matter
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
So apparently: "authors shouldn't be political," is doing the rounds again.
So let's go over this again.
• trans rights are human rights
• LGBTQ+ rights are human rights
• gay people deserve to marry and adopt
• Women's rights are humsn rights.
• Believe women
• black lives matter
So let's go over this again.
• trans rights are human rights
• LGBTQ+ rights are human rights
• gay people deserve to marry and adopt
• Women's rights are humsn rights.
• Believe women
• black lives matter