modern pollution drives away the ghosts that scare rich people

Reminds me of the post from a goth who had a child ask her to help find her mum. Turned out the mum had taught the kids to find a goth if they ever get lost for this reason.

“A Christmas Carol” ending explained: Why is Scrooge nice now?

men’s too. same reason for both: their tailors hate them

oh for sure, but that’s a low bar to clear. a lot of the concern about Newsom is that he’s willing to cast aside groups like trans people in order to “fight fascism” when that’s … not fighting fascism. there’s also plenty of time till the next pres election to make sure we find a better candidate

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

OH MY GOD MISS PIGGY HAS SHOT KERMIT