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BlueSkys ONLY Colorado Rockies analyst. My newsletter is Rockies vs. Connor and can be found at rockiesvsconnor.beehiiv.com

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connor @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · Mar 28

[trying really hard to make sure this doesn’t sound like a threat] are you ready for Rockies baseball

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 1d

every time you read a story about how no-strings-attached direct payments to vulnerable, marginalized or otherwise needy people are a big net profit to the society disbursing them, and you ask "why doesn't america do that?", please know that this is the answer why

mac from always sunny saying "but who versus? who are we doing it versus?" because he cannot understand a plan that does not have a victim

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connor @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 1h

Well we can’t say it’s his last yet. We could still get a game 2 appearance in Milwaukee where Caleb Durbin somehow sends on 730 feet

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 1h

One last postseason diaper blowout for Clayton Kershaw. A beautiful sendoff for a legend.

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connor @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 1h

Sending Kershaw back out there for the haters. Thank you Dave

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connor @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 1h

Cmon down to the DNVR bar we’ve got generational trauma on sale tonight only and it’s spooky!

connor @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 2h

Time traveling me visiting 2016 Connor: Ryan McMahon hit a home run and Jeff Hoffman is in to close out the 9th inning.

2016 me: for the Rockies?

Me: ehhhhh

2016 me: Hayley Williams is still hot though?

Me [rubbing my nose with two fingers]: I always ask that

connor @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 4h

We did it!

connor @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 4h

Brad Keller 97 inside half to get a whiff with the bases loaded is a certified Sheeeeesh

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 6h

when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34

Wasn’t really sure what to expect from Chapel Bill. But after that drive, I have him as second best college coach I’ve ever seen, just below Saban.

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connor @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 9h

That’s why you’re this weeks Gruden Grinder

connor @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 9h

Don’t you have some preseason bball to watch some tape on

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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 12h

You don't generally want to expose yourself to too much Rockies, but just before you watch four playoff games is a relatively safe setting: pebblehunting.substack.com/p/the-seven-...

The Seven Rockies Sins

I briefly lived for Rockies baseball.

pebblehunting.substack.com

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connor @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 12h

The building Milley wokeistan coup will install a Goodell-Powell power share

connor @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 12h

All the levers of power and they still whine about culture thinking they’re weird. Loser mentality.

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connor @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 12h

Lee Greenwood maybe the funniest possible name he could’ve pulled out lmao

Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 13h

lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy

“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!” says the idiot

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

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connor @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 14h

I’m in the Republican coffee shop and they’re all whispering about how much they want to see Joe Biden restored to the presidency