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Rocky Bandit 🥊
@rockybandit.bsky.social
I run Chicago with my wife, sons and our boxer dog. 💙AF. No DMs.

I have a podcast ⤵️ 


https://bumsofmanarchy.buzzsprout.com
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Hi everyone,

My name is Rocky @rockybandit.bsky.social . I've successfully weaned myself off of the bird app and threads -- re-starting from scratch.

I'm a Chicago boy who loves local sports. I have a million hobbies. I'm 💙 AF.

I have a podcast -- #bumsofmanarchy

Glad to be here!
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I'm so with Miss Piggy....
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
at least new GOT stuff is being made.
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media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:

"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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The House Oversight Committee says there has been an “intense White House cover-up” of the Epstein files.

In other news, water is wet, the Pope is Catholic, and bears shit in the woods.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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One down, 218 to go.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i’m thankful for all you 💙 m fers. resist. we got this.
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November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
entire chicago bears linebacking starters on the couch. . 🫤. 🏈🐻📉
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Miss Piggy is having a moment 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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The GOAT Award goes to Mary Bruce of ABC NEWS! What she did today was totally and unequivocally awesome and amazing! I saw it live. ABC should give her a goddamn raise for this.
November 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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"Quiet, piggy!"
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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This is a Victory Against Chump,
But We Need NPR Fully Restored...
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
new kit
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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hello 7-3 Chicago Bears, it’s been a while since we last spoke
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
seems like he’s very comfy in the blowie position.

Trump pulling out all the stops to welcome Saudi crown prince for first White House visit since Khashoggi killing - CNN
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
facts.
Michelle Obama: “Don't even look at me about running, because you all are lying.

“You're not ready for a woman. So don't waste my time. We got a lot of growing up to do.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
orange hitler creating his own army of keystone cops. smh.
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Bless The American Bishops speaking out against ICE.
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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According to the Republican president, wanting child rapists to face justice means “betraying the Republican party.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My Northwestern Wildcats are 10.5 point under dogs, against Michigan -- playing at Wrigley Field today. Oh boy! Hopefully we stay in it. Go Cats! 🐾
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November 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Bear Down! Where are our peeps? Join @iowabear.bsky.social's 🐻⬇️ starter pack!!!

#Chicago #ChicagoBears
Ok not sure if I did this right but here is the 🐻⬇️ starter pack! If it works please re-skeet/post! And sorry if I missed anyone will add you if you reply below:

go.bsky.app/6AmaeDX
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
so orange shitler is just dolling out blowies to america’s elite?
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM