Rocky Lotito
@rockylotito.bsky.social
Hall of Fame Second Baseman
Banned from Twitter for 12 hours because I made fun of a company whose mission is replacing doctors with AI
September 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Banned from Twitter for 12 hours because I made fun of a company whose mission is replacing doctors with AI
Literal death cult
Absolutely bonkers — Joni Ernst doubles down on her “we are all gonna die” defense of Medicaid cuts while walking through a cemetery
May 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Literal death cult
There needs to always be a wall outlet within Fire Stick distance of a hotel TV
May 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
There needs to always be a wall outlet within Fire Stick distance of a hotel TV
Honestly this might lowkey the thing I hate most about Trumpers. At least pick a real dictator, not a cartoon idiot dipshit who has no idea what he's doing
It’s hard to really state how dangerous it is to have a growing authoritarian order and the asshole in charge of your country is the most easily corruptible and influenceable person alive.
May 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Honestly this might lowkey the thing I hate most about Trumpers. At least pick a real dictator, not a cartoon idiot dipshit who has no idea what he's doing
They want to send the bisexuals into the mines!
interest choice of photos for this Department of Labor tweet!
April 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
They want to send the bisexuals into the mines!
Someone tried to burn down the house of the Jewish, Democratic governor of Pennsylvania while he and his family were sleeping so things are going really great under Trump right now
Gov. Shapiro says he and his family "woke up to bangs on the door from the Pennsylvania State Police" early Sunday morning. The fire caused significant damage, but fortunately, no one was injured.
Fire at Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro's residence was 'an act of arson,' police say
Gov. Shapiro says he and his family "woke up to bangs on the door from the Pennsylvania State Police" early Sunday morning. The fire caused significant damage, but fortunately, no one was injured.
www.npr.org
April 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Someone tried to burn down the house of the Jewish, Democratic governor of Pennsylvania while he and his family were sleeping so things are going really great under Trump right now
Yea sorry hun, we had to raise the price of our American flags because they're made in Bangladesh
April 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Yea sorry hun, we had to raise the price of our American flags because they're made in Bangladesh
Apparently it wasn't a matter of tariff, but tarWHENN
April 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Apparently it wasn't a matter of tariff, but tarWHENN
Bluesky limiting posts to 299 characters is an example of a good April Fools joke
April 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Bluesky limiting posts to 299 characters is an example of a good April Fools joke
This was one of the best jokes ever because it kept evolving. First the joke was that 2000 was not very far into the future. Then, it WAS the year 2000 and they were still doing the same bit unchanged. Then, it was like 2006 and they were still singing about the year 2000 like it was the future.
March 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This was one of the best jokes ever because it kept evolving. First the joke was that 2000 was not very far into the future. Then, it WAS the year 2000 and they were still doing the same bit unchanged. Then, it was like 2006 and they were still singing about the year 2000 like it was the future.
Maybe an unpopular opinion, but the obsession with describing Trump as "not normal" is the single worst possible messaging and it's astonishing that Dems did not learn this from 2016-2020
March 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Maybe an unpopular opinion, but the obsession with describing Trump as "not normal" is the single worst possible messaging and it's astonishing that Dems did not learn this from 2016-2020
✨Manifesting the Ideal TÁR38 Boot Order ✨💫
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✨Manifesting the Ideal TAR38 Boot Order ✨💫
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March 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
✨Manifesting the Ideal TÁR38 Boot Order ✨💫
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My crackpot medical theory is that hydration is the key to youth, and runners often age faster because it's a highly dehydrating activity and they don't drink enough water to compensate.
March 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My crackpot medical theory is that hydration is the key to youth, and runners often age faster because it's a highly dehydrating activity and they don't drink enough water to compensate.
Hiding a hacksaw in my dog's kibble so he can break out of this hellhole
March 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Hiding a hacksaw in my dog's kibble so he can break out of this hellhole
My favorite recurring sketch on SNL is toward the beginning when they read off a bunch of wacky ridiculous names like "Andrew Dismukes"
March 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My favorite recurring sketch on SNL is toward the beginning when they read off a bunch of wacky ridiculous names like "Andrew Dismukes"
I did enjoy last night's Severance but I think the big narrative mistake, and what turned people off, was doing back-to-back episodes that mostly strayed from the major ongoing events of the show. It's a great tool to use once or twice a season but you kill momentum when there are two consecutively.
March 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I did enjoy last night's Severance but I think the big narrative mistake, and what turned people off, was doing back-to-back episodes that mostly strayed from the major ongoing events of the show. It's a great tool to use once or twice a season but you kill momentum when there are two consecutively.
I'll always love IMDb
February 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'll always love IMDb
(Watching Die Another Day) "Amazon could never make a film so utterly divorced from the trends of the era"
February 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
(Watching Die Another Day) "Amazon could never make a film so utterly divorced from the trends of the era"
#1 pet peeve in the entire world is websites that force you to use ridiculous password requirements, which are proven to do nothing, while the biggest risk is always that the company will be data breached which will 100% eventually happen and they will "respond" by increasing password requirements.
February 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
#1 pet peeve in the entire world is websites that force you to use ridiculous password requirements, which are proven to do nothing, while the biggest risk is always that the company will be data breached which will 100% eventually happen and they will "respond" by increasing password requirements.
There is no travel experience so bad that it can't be fixed by finally getting home and seeing your dog
February 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
There is no travel experience so bad that it can't be fixed by finally getting home and seeing your dog
St. Denis Medical is way funnier than Abbott Elementary, there I said it
February 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
St. Denis Medical is way funnier than Abbott Elementary, there I said it
Can't wait for Severance to reveal the show does not take place in America, it's a Hunt For Red October situation and all the characters are speaking Russian but we hear it as English.
February 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Can't wait for Severance to reveal the show does not take place in America, it's a Hunt For Red October situation and all the characters are speaking Russian but we hear it as English.
Why do I feel worse the next morning after eating Indian food than I do when I'm hungover
February 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Why do I feel worse the next morning after eating Indian food than I do when I'm hungover
Comedy about a terrible private investigator who grows suspicious when the World's Oldest People keep dying, so he trots the globe believing he is on the heels of a serial killer whose capture will make him famous
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Comedy about a terrible private investigator who grows suspicious when the World's Oldest People keep dying, so he trots the globe believing he is on the heels of a serial killer whose capture will make him famous