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who ever could have seen this coming
June 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
who ever could have seen this coming
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Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Rick Astley
www.youtube.com
May 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
Just when I think things can't possibly get any worse and I can finally relax, life says
May 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just when I think things can't possibly get any worse and I can finally relax, life says
*Trying to upload something in OneDrive*
OneDrive: I just can't do it man
OneDrive COME ON
OneDrive: I just can't do it man
OneDrive COME ON
a man says why isn 't it possible next to another man
ALT: a man says why isn 't it possible next to another man
media.tenor.com
May 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
*Trying to upload something in OneDrive*
OneDrive: I just can't do it man
OneDrive COME ON
OneDrive: I just can't do it man
OneDrive COME ON
I'm sitting at my company meeting today on camera and all everyone sees on their end is me VERY SLOWLY sinking on camera all the way to the bottom as if I'm getting shorter, because this stupid chair already broke on me after only 8 months.
Anyway recommend me some good chairs from Staples thx
Anyway recommend me some good chairs from Staples thx
May 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I'm sitting at my company meeting today on camera and all everyone sees on their end is me VERY SLOWLY sinking on camera all the way to the bottom as if I'm getting shorter, because this stupid chair already broke on me after only 8 months.
Anyway recommend me some good chairs from Staples thx
Anyway recommend me some good chairs from Staples thx
Me getting coffee:
Cashier: "Do you want mmmrgg with that?"
Me: Huh
Cashier: "Do you want mmmrgg with it"
Me: Huh
*repeat this 3 more times until*
Cashier: MILK, YOU WANT MILK WITH IT??
Oh yea yea thanks man.
Cashier: "Do you want mmmrgg with that?"
Me: Huh
Cashier: "Do you want mmmrgg with it"
Me: Huh
*repeat this 3 more times until*
Cashier: MILK, YOU WANT MILK WITH IT??
Oh yea yea thanks man.
May 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Me getting coffee:
Cashier: "Do you want mmmrgg with that?"
Me: Huh
Cashier: "Do you want mmmrgg with it"
Me: Huh
*repeat this 3 more times until*
Cashier: MILK, YOU WANT MILK WITH IT??
Oh yea yea thanks man.
Cashier: "Do you want mmmrgg with that?"
Me: Huh
Cashier: "Do you want mmmrgg with it"
Me: Huh
*repeat this 3 more times until*
Cashier: MILK, YOU WANT MILK WITH IT??
Oh yea yea thanks man.
My chapstick finally ran out
It has been a wonderful 5 year journey my friend
It has been a wonderful 5 year journey my friend
March 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My chapstick finally ran out
It has been a wonderful 5 year journey my friend
It has been a wonderful 5 year journey my friend
Stand outside gamestop 30 minutes past opening time with a bunch of people waiting, and no employees in sight to open the store.
Sit in my car and buy the same game I was going to buy in 2 minutes, arriving same day.
How gamestop is still open is beyond me
Sit in my car and buy the same game I was going to buy in 2 minutes, arriving same day.
How gamestop is still open is beyond me
March 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Stand outside gamestop 30 minutes past opening time with a bunch of people waiting, and no employees in sight to open the store.
Sit in my car and buy the same game I was going to buy in 2 minutes, arriving same day.
How gamestop is still open is beyond me
Sit in my car and buy the same game I was going to buy in 2 minutes, arriving same day.
How gamestop is still open is beyond me
Now that I've finally finished Metaphor refantazio, my life much empty 😭
March 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Now that I've finally finished Metaphor refantazio, my life much empty 😭
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Multiple staffers familiar with the matter claim that this will allegedly save Twitch "several hundred thousand dollars" a year.
The original plan was allegedly to phase out Highlights entirely, but they decided on a middle ground that maintains 100 Hours of storage.
The original plan was allegedly to phase out Highlights entirely, but they decided on a middle ground that maintains 100 Hours of storage.
Twitch is implementing a 100-hour storage limit for Highlights and Uploads starting April 19, 2025.
February 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Multiple staffers familiar with the matter claim that this will allegedly save Twitch "several hundred thousand dollars" a year.
The original plan was allegedly to phase out Highlights entirely, but they decided on a middle ground that maintains 100 Hours of storage.
The original plan was allegedly to phase out Highlights entirely, but they decided on a middle ground that maintains 100 Hours of storage.
I guess I should do something about that huh
February 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I guess I should do something about that huh
I played so much wow this week that I am literally sick now
January 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I played so much wow this week that I am literally sick now
Going on almost two weeks now since my sudden hearing loss and now having tinnitus. It’s like a constant little buddy in my ear
January 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Going on almost two weeks now since my sudden hearing loss and now having tinnitus. It’s like a constant little buddy in my ear
I dad sneezed while holding my coffee and now I have a giant coffee mess to clean up, smh
December 29, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I dad sneezed while holding my coffee and now I have a giant coffee mess to clean up, smh
My friend: "Why is your coffee a complicated work of art"
as I'm adding cinammon dust, marshmallow and whipped cream on top of my cup
Happiness 😌
as I'm adding cinammon dust, marshmallow and whipped cream on top of my cup
Happiness 😌
November 30, 2024 at 11:41 PM
My friend: "Why is your coffee a complicated work of art"
as I'm adding cinammon dust, marshmallow and whipped cream on top of my cup
Happiness 😌
as I'm adding cinammon dust, marshmallow and whipped cream on top of my cup
Happiness 😌
Today someone tore out and stole my fog light from my car.
I really want to meet this person one day and ask them how a stationary non-sentient car offended their fragile ego
I really want to meet this person one day and ask them how a stationary non-sentient car offended their fragile ego
November 19, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Today someone tore out and stole my fog light from my car.
I really want to meet this person one day and ask them how a stationary non-sentient car offended their fragile ego
I really want to meet this person one day and ask them how a stationary non-sentient car offended their fragile ego
Me, whos had a wonderful day, getting ready to finally stream
Spectrum:
Spectrum:
November 19, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Me, whos had a wonderful day, getting ready to finally stream
Spectrum:
Spectrum:
I just threw my phone into the trash.
Remember to drink your morning coffee folks
Remember to drink your morning coffee folks
November 11, 2024 at 4:07 PM
I just threw my phone into the trash.
Remember to drink your morning coffee folks
Remember to drink your morning coffee folks
One of my monitors died today so now I'm temporarily stuck with two.
These are the beginning of the dark ages.
These are the beginning of the dark ages.
November 3, 2024 at 11:07 PM
One of my monitors died today so now I'm temporarily stuck with two.
These are the beginning of the dark ages.
These are the beginning of the dark ages.
Sitting here frustrated thinking why my display cable is no longer working, since I just bought it the other day
*checks order history*
Oh.
*checks order history*
Oh.
November 2, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Sitting here frustrated thinking why my display cable is no longer working, since I just bought it the other day
*checks order history*
Oh.
*checks order history*
Oh.
*sad that my coffee went cold, so about to go re-heat it in the microwave*
*suddenly James Hoffman comes to mind shaking his head*
*makes a fresh cup instead* I will not disappoint you sir 🫡
*suddenly James Hoffman comes to mind shaking his head*
*makes a fresh cup instead* I will not disappoint you sir 🫡
November 1, 2024 at 10:08 PM
*sad that my coffee went cold, so about to go re-heat it in the microwave*
*suddenly James Hoffman comes to mind shaking his head*
*makes a fresh cup instead* I will not disappoint you sir 🫡
*suddenly James Hoffman comes to mind shaking his head*
*makes a fresh cup instead* I will not disappoint you sir 🫡
Was paying for something at my local bodega, and suddenly a smell of fresh Mistolin hits us as the cleaning guy is about to start mopping
All 5 of us in the shop collectively said DAMN THAT SMELLS GOOD
The little things in life
All 5 of us in the shop collectively said DAMN THAT SMELLS GOOD
The little things in life
October 29, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Was paying for something at my local bodega, and suddenly a smell of fresh Mistolin hits us as the cleaning guy is about to start mopping
All 5 of us in the shop collectively said DAMN THAT SMELLS GOOD
The little things in life
All 5 of us in the shop collectively said DAMN THAT SMELLS GOOD
The little things in life
Fucking thought today was Halloween, that's how scary my work week has been
October 25, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Fucking thought today was Halloween, that's how scary my work week has been
I accidentally snorted a small fly up my nose for a second
How's your day going? 🙂
How's your day going? 🙂
October 23, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I accidentally snorted a small fly up my nose for a second
How's your day going? 🙂
How's your day going? 🙂