Dalvorex
@roku13.bsky.social
30s Gay nerd in Chicago. I write. I do witchcraft. I play dnd. Also a mental health professional!
Gurl they're playing the Naked Mole Rap in the club! 🕺
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Gurl they're playing the Naked Mole Rap in the club! 🕺
My skin is so fuckin dry this winter I'm about to start drawing it out of nearby plant life like that spooky water bending lady
December 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My skin is so fuckin dry this winter I'm about to start drawing it out of nearby plant life like that spooky water bending lady
It's a fundamental law of the universe that the more like a gross troll you feel upon leaving the house, the more hot people you will run into on your outing.
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's a fundamental law of the universe that the more like a gross troll you feel upon leaving the house, the more hot people you will run into on your outing.
I love my family so much but the fact that I am the LEAST chaotic one is really saying something
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I love my family so much but the fact that I am the LEAST chaotic one is really saying something
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November 18, 1985, the world met Calvin & Hobbes
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
November 18, 1985, the world met Calvin & Hobbes
What does one do when your Internet crush moves to your town?
October 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
What does one do when your Internet crush moves to your town?
As someone who grew up with the Worst kind of country people in MO. Being at a country show where there's many queer people and bands are saying Fuck Ice really pleases me
October 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
As someone who grew up with the Worst kind of country people in MO. Being at a country show where there's many queer people and bands are saying Fuck Ice really pleases me
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All I'm saying is that if Disney World madea section that was just a one to one replica of Traverse Town, you could never get me to leave. You could do night time shows with people in black morph suits as heartless. Think of the Halloween appeal!
October 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
All I'm saying is that if Disney World madea section that was just a one to one replica of Traverse Town, you could never get me to leave. You could do night time shows with people in black morph suits as heartless. Think of the Halloween appeal!
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Just a casual reminder: hey, fuck this guy. 🥰
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
October 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Just a casual reminder: hey, fuck this guy. 🥰
"They all turned into sluts." - portion of a phone call overhead on the train
October 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"They all turned into sluts." - portion of a phone call overhead on the train
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Be the light you want to see in the world 🔥
October 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Be the light you want to see in the world 🔥
Love that in my current WIP I went from "oh cool librarian side characters" to "libraries are sacred spaces of the knowledge deity and these two librarians are clerics who used magic to forcibly eject cops from the building"
September 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Love that in my current WIP I went from "oh cool librarian side characters" to "libraries are sacred spaces of the knowledge deity and these two librarians are clerics who used magic to forcibly eject cops from the building"
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No shade but if you like being able to take the train/bus home after a late night gig, you might want to fill this survey out if you want to be able to keep that as an option
CTA Budget Town Hall Meetings - CTA
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September 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
No shade but if you like being able to take the train/bus home after a late night gig, you might want to fill this survey out if you want to be able to keep that as an option
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Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".
My loved ones: no it's not.
My loved ones: no it's not.
September 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".
My loved ones: no it's not.
My loved ones: no it's not.
Me in houseboy chic (crop and briefs) needing to step outside to hit a PokeStop and nearly just throwing on my slip ons and stepping outside without changing x_x
September 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Me in houseboy chic (crop and briefs) needing to step outside to hit a PokeStop and nearly just throwing on my slip ons and stepping outside without changing x_x
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Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches
September 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches
Back in high school various organizations would fund raise by selling suckers. There was a crazy variety of flavors but the most (in)famous one was Spicy Melon. It was delicious but def had a kick. I'm currently drinking a drink with an identical flavor and it's wild!
September 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Back in high school various organizations would fund raise by selling suckers. There was a crazy variety of flavors but the most (in)famous one was Spicy Melon. It was delicious but def had a kick. I'm currently drinking a drink with an identical flavor and it's wild!
Me: *sees the foothills of the Rockies*
My animal brain: you absolutely MUST scramble to the top on all fours like a beast
My animal brain: you absolutely MUST scramble to the top on all fours like a beast
September 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Me: *sees the foothills of the Rockies*
My animal brain: you absolutely MUST scramble to the top on all fours like a beast
My animal brain: you absolutely MUST scramble to the top on all fours like a beast
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Polyamory is being invited to a polyam social picnic and a Pokemon Go event in the same sentence.
August 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Polyamory is being invited to a polyam social picnic and a Pokemon Go event in the same sentence.
Air and water show got me feelin like
August 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Air and water show got me feelin like
All my coworkers being like "oh that's weird" when hearing that I client called the hospital "grippy sock jail" reminds me maybe I'm online too much
August 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
All my coworkers being like "oh that's weird" when hearing that I client called the hospital "grippy sock jail" reminds me maybe I'm online too much