“omg stop glazing him” - me during the eulogy

clam.. pistachio of the sea

- Joseph Smith (1830)

grassroots organizing? what like plants? when will the woke they/thems stop forcing their herbivore agenda onto the rest of us

feels like every year less and less people believe me when i tell them my dad works at nintendo and he’s gonna ban them

can som,eone pick up the cup im trapped under right now, im starting to run out of oxygen.

looking for a job as a password manager. i will try to remember as many as i can. not so good with the ones that have special characters though :/

touch grass? oh and get my gaming fingers dirty?