Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable)
@rorymichaelson.com
#1 Best smelling author of the LESSER KNOWN MONSTERS series. A queer, AuDHD chaos goblin that’s all out of spoons and now only has knives. They/them(bo). 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ rep: @inthesestones.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/rorymichaelson
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I am three goblins in a trenchcoat.
January 9, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I am three goblins in a trenchcoat.
Here I am 30 minutes before the nice picture when I got out of the shower just to give some context
January 5, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Here I am 30 minutes before the nice picture when I got out of the shower just to give some context
Everybody stop!
I look like this today, for literally no fucking reason. I feel so pretty 🥲
Okay, continue.
I look like this today, for literally no fucking reason. I feel so pretty 🥲
Okay, continue.
January 5, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Everybody stop!
I look like this today, for literally no fucking reason. I feel so pretty 🥲
Okay, continue.
I look like this today, for literally no fucking reason. I feel so pretty 🥲
Okay, continue.
I was getting ready for bed and brushed my hair into a full Quentin Coldwater and my fiancé could not look at me without laughing 😢
January 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I was getting ready for bed and brushed my hair into a full Quentin Coldwater and my fiancé could not look at me without laughing 😢
Since there’s a small chance I may be forming some new working partnerships in 2026, in just gonna leave this picture of different reasons why I’m great to work with right here in case anyone sees it…
January 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Since there’s a small chance I may be forming some new working partnerships in 2026, in just gonna leave this picture of different reasons why I’m great to work with right here in case anyone sees it…
I have a problem.
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I have a problem.
It’s winter in London but sometimes I can’t help but dress like this 🥲😂🥶
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
It’s winter in London but sometimes I can’t help but dress like this 🥲😂🥶
Manifesting from day 1.
January 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Manifesting from day 1.
Hello, 2026.
2025 was a lil bitch, so I’m good and ready for you.
So what’s it gonna be, are we fighting or f*cking? Either way I’m ready for both in either order 😤
2025 was a lil bitch, so I’m good and ready for you.
So what’s it gonna be, are we fighting or f*cking? Either way I’m ready for both in either order 😤
January 1, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Hello, 2026.
2025 was a lil bitch, so I’m good and ready for you.
So what’s it gonna be, are we fighting or f*cking? Either way I’m ready for both in either order 😤
2025 was a lil bitch, so I’m good and ready for you.
So what’s it gonna be, are we fighting or f*cking? Either way I’m ready for both in either order 😤
2025 marked the end of a wild half-decade for me, so here we go…
1/6
1/6
December 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
2025 marked the end of a wild half-decade for me, so here we go…
1/6
1/6
It occurred to me that people on the internet may not know what I look like when I’m outside of a house, so here I am leaving my house to go and walk down the street on a London New Year’s Eve…
December 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It occurred to me that people on the internet may not know what I look like when I’m outside of a house, so here I am leaving my house to go and walk down the street on a London New Year’s Eve…
It’s just a Sunday morning in December. Come back to bed.
December 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It’s just a Sunday morning in December. Come back to bed.
AI is already here, like a bloated festering corpse someone just dumped through a window during the middle of a perfectly nice wine and cheese night with your most interesting friends.
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
AI is already here, like a bloated festering corpse someone just dumped through a window during the middle of a perfectly nice wine and cheese night with your most interesting friends.
I was trying to look cute, but my hair has grown and that bit that falls in front of my eye on its own is back and keeps calling me a slut 😔
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I was trying to look cute, but my hair has grown and that bit that falls in front of my eye on its own is back and keeps calling me a slut 😔
Today I look like the character in a book who unexpectedly knows what parts of the library the books with the darkest majick are kept.
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Today I look like the character in a book who unexpectedly knows what parts of the library the books with the darkest majick are kept.
Interesting results 👀
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Interesting results 👀
Why is it I take a selfie intending to talk about how I had a rough week and instead I look like I wanna make out?
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Why is it I take a selfie intending to talk about how I had a rough week and instead I look like I wanna make out?
Seasonal profile pic 🦌 🌲
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Seasonal profile pic 🦌 🌲