Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable)
@rorymichaelson.com
#1 Best smelling author of the LESSER KNOWN MONSTERS series. A queer, AuDHD chaos goblin that’s all out of spoons and now only has knives. They/them(bo). 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ rep: @inthesestones.bsky.social
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So, today I learned that I am considered to be what they call ‘THICC’?
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
So, today I learned that I am considered to be what they call ‘THICC’?
Wait, I am also pink and fuzzy without the zip up 🤗
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Wait, I am also pink and fuzzy without the zip up 🤗
Look at me today, why is this zip up so fuzzy, I can’t even take it 😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Look at me today, why is this zip up so fuzzy, I can’t even take it 😭😭😭
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Just a few days left to grab JERICHO’S DEAD for 99p on the monthly #Kindle deal
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November 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Just a few days left to grab JERICHO’S DEAD for 99p on the monthly #Kindle deal
www.amazon.co.uk/Jerichos-Dea...
www.amazon.co.uk/Jerichos-Dea...
Virgin Media telling me that I can have the exclusive deal of renewing with them and paying more for 250MB than new customers pay for four times the speed and free TV:
a woman in a gold jacket is standing in front of a wall .
Alt: a woman in a gold jacket is standing in front of a wall saying “sometime…things that are expensive…are worse.”
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November 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Virgin Media telling me that I can have the exclusive deal of renewing with them and paying more for 250MB than new customers pay for four times the speed and free TV:
Going back to my day job after a couple of weeks off and getting repeatedly ‘he/himmed’ again honestly feels downright abusive.
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Going back to my day job after a couple of weeks off and getting repeatedly ‘he/himmed’ again honestly feels downright abusive.
The most relatable character in JJK is Megumi, because of that summon that would likely annihilate everything in the local vicinity, including the summoner, and I too would start casting it every time at the smallest inconvenience.
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The most relatable character in JJK is Megumi, because of that summon that would likely annihilate everything in the local vicinity, including the summoner, and I too would start casting it every time at the smallest inconvenience.
Just had a shower and feel like a cutie. More on this soon.
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Just had a shower and feel like a cutie. More on this soon.
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?
What setting boundaries at my day job this week looked like:
* Letting the phone go to voicemail when I’m busy
* Not rushing to the next task just moving regular speed
* Setting a timer when I started working so I don’t work over my hours
* Moving my day job laptop out of my author office
* Letting the phone go to voicemail when I’m busy
* Not rushing to the next task just moving regular speed
* Setting a timer when I started working so I don’t work over my hours
* Moving my day job laptop out of my author office
a cartoon of spongebob and patrick with the word boundaries
Alt: a cartoon of spongebob and patrick with the word boundaries
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November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
What setting boundaries at my day job this week looked like:
* Letting the phone go to voicemail when I’m busy
* Not rushing to the next task just moving regular speed
* Setting a timer when I started working so I don’t work over my hours
* Moving my day job laptop out of my author office
* Letting the phone go to voicemail when I’m busy
* Not rushing to the next task just moving regular speed
* Setting a timer when I started working so I don’t work over my hours
* Moving my day job laptop out of my author office
Always safe for a perfect read in the hands of @jgv.bsky.social 🥰⚽️
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Futbolista
A classmates-to-friends-to-lovers romance that's equal …
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November 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Always safe for a perfect read in the hands of @jgv.bsky.social 🥰⚽️
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Me coming toward the end of my first month on submission to publishing houses:
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Me coming toward the end of my first month on submission to publishing houses:
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HAPPY PUBLISHING DAY TO MARSHMALLOWS!!
🥳 Thank you to @srlpublishing.bsky.social for reuniting this little novella with Not Quite Out. It's a joy to see them together again!
relinks.me/B0FGYG1LK1
🥳 Thank you to @srlpublishing.bsky.social for reuniting this little novella with Not Quite Out. It's a joy to see them together again!
relinks.me/B0FGYG1LK1
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
HAPPY PUBLISHING DAY TO MARSHMALLOWS!!
🥳 Thank you to @srlpublishing.bsky.social for reuniting this little novella with Not Quite Out. It's a joy to see them together again!
relinks.me/B0FGYG1LK1
🥳 Thank you to @srlpublishing.bsky.social for reuniting this little novella with Not Quite Out. It's a joy to see them together again!
relinks.me/B0FGYG1LK1
Amazing things I did today:
1. Started making protein shakes that include fresh ingredients with blender instead of just using powder and a shaker and it’s SO much better
2. Started working with a new psychologist
3. Only refreshed my emails 100 times and not 1,000
1. Started making protein shakes that include fresh ingredients with blender instead of just using powder and a shaker and it’s SO much better
2. Started working with a new psychologist
3. Only refreshed my emails 100 times and not 1,000
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Amazing things I did today:
1. Started making protein shakes that include fresh ingredients with blender instead of just using powder and a shaker and it’s SO much better
2. Started working with a new psychologist
3. Only refreshed my emails 100 times and not 1,000
1. Started making protein shakes that include fresh ingredients with blender instead of just using powder and a shaker and it’s SO much better
2. Started working with a new psychologist
3. Only refreshed my emails 100 times and not 1,000
Meeting with my new psychologist in five minutes send me good vibes through the dark spaces between us 💚
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Meeting with my new psychologist in five minutes send me good vibes through the dark spaces between us 💚
What is it about Brennan Lee Mulligan that makes me feral? 🥵
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What is it about Brennan Lee Mulligan that makes me feral? 🥵
It’s Monday…
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It’s Monday…
Changed my profile picture because I didn’t like the silhouette of those bunny ears in the circle 🙂↕️
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Changed my profile picture because I didn’t like the silhouette of those bunny ears in the circle 🙂↕️
How do you know when someone is your friend? Do I have to say “are we friends now?” to procure formal confirmation?
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
How do you know when someone is your friend? Do I have to say “are we friends now?” to procure formal confirmation?
A local canvasser knocked on our door today with a little leaflet in her hand.
Her: “Hello, sorry to bother you, I just wondered if you—“
*holds out leaflet which is blue and says ‘conservatives’ on it*
Me: “Oh, absolutely fucking not.”
Her: “Well thank you for—“
Me: *closes door hard*
Her: “Hello, sorry to bother you, I just wondered if you—“
*holds out leaflet which is blue and says ‘conservatives’ on it*
Me: “Oh, absolutely fucking not.”
Her: “Well thank you for—“
Me: *closes door hard*
No GIF
Alt: Michelle visage waving a finger saying ‘no’
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November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
A local canvasser knocked on our door today with a little leaflet in her hand.
Her: “Hello, sorry to bother you, I just wondered if you—“
*holds out leaflet which is blue and says ‘conservatives’ on it*
Me: “Oh, absolutely fucking not.”
Her: “Well thank you for—“
Me: *closes door hard*
Her: “Hello, sorry to bother you, I just wondered if you—“
*holds out leaflet which is blue and says ‘conservatives’ on it*
Me: “Oh, absolutely fucking not.”
Her: “Well thank you for—“
Me: *closes door hard*
Being quoiromantic is interesting when you’re trying to make friends (interesting spelled ‘confusing’).
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Being quoiromantic is interesting when you’re trying to make friends (interesting spelled ‘confusing’).
If I was to ever end up an a polycule I think the audition process would involve several escape rooms.
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If I was to ever end up an a polycule I think the audition process would involve several escape rooms.
Man this last week has me going into the weekend like
a cartoon of a man in a tuxedo with a finger on his mouth
Alt: a cartoon of a man in a tuxedo with a finger on his mouth looking like he can’t wait anymore
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November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Man this last week has me going into the weekend like
I forgot about more men having moustaches in November and now my knees are all weak.
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I forgot about more men having moustaches in November and now my knees are all weak.
Visited Chichen Itza. My favourite thing: the pyramid was crafted so if you clap at the bottom it echoes the sound of a bird (sacred quetzal). Also visited a cenote, these were said to be the entrance to the underworld.
If you love writing reading is essential, but travelling definitely helps 💚
If you love writing reading is essential, but travelling definitely helps 💚
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Visited Chichen Itza. My favourite thing: the pyramid was crafted so if you clap at the bottom it echoes the sound of a bird (sacred quetzal). Also visited a cenote, these were said to be the entrance to the underworld.
If you love writing reading is essential, but travelling definitely helps 💚
If you love writing reading is essential, but travelling definitely helps 💚