Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable)
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Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable)
@rorymichaelson.com
#1 Best smelling author of the LESSER KNOWN MONSTERS series. A queer, AuDHD chaos goblin that’s all out of spoons and now only has knives. They/them(bo). 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ rep: @inthesestones.bsky.social

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Lol! So funny. Istg if I’d started publishing in my twenties I’d have lasted two and a half minutes, now I just find most things funny.
January 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Also I posted something similar on insta and someone I chat to who DNF’d my first book because it was more character than event focused DM’d me and said “oh well thank god.”
January 11, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Came for the vibes stayed for the craft.
January 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I guess my one concern is that my current haircut is pretty age neutral and being of the elder variety a ‘trendy’ haircut might have the opposite effect to what’s intended 🤣
January 10, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I don’t have thick hair it’s pretty fine and wispy. I like having longer hair, BUT the wind fucks me up so bad so something lower maintenance would be nice.
January 10, 2026 at 12:08 PM
I feel like the way I write stories is just excitedly screaming them with intermittent cackling or weeping compared…
January 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
See also “off you fuck” and “fuck off and away with you.”
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Part of the beauty of experiencing someone’s creative work is marvelling in their process and craft and how that can transport you with great precision into an inspiring and specific journey.

Gen AI is process driven loot regurgitated into a naff and jumbled soggy biscuit. It will never be great.
January 6, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Just pretty
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 PM
No
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 PM
But…princess…
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Here I am 30 minutes before the nice picture when I got out of the shower just to give some context
January 5, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I have brow gel and lip gloss on, full disclosure.
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 PM