Sydney Collins
@rosycryptid.bsky.social
This is mostly me yelling at digital clouds. I'm tired of this, grandpa!
Local MPLS Cryptid & Silly Goose
Local MPLS Cryptid & Silly Goose
Eeby baby makes home play distracting
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Eeby baby makes home play distracting
I'm still thinking about this elote hotdog, and will be for a looooooong time (and getting extra chorizo and rojo & verde was a good choice) 😍
October 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I'm still thinking about this elote hotdog, and will be for a looooooong time (and getting extra chorizo and rojo & verde was a good choice) 😍
VISITORS 🦝
The dumpster is shared between two buildings, pretty sure there was another move-out clean & toss (it's normally not full enough to spill over).
The dumpster is shared between two buildings, pretty sure there was another move-out clean & toss (it's normally not full enough to spill over).
October 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
VISITORS 🦝
The dumpster is shared between two buildings, pretty sure there was another move-out clean & toss (it's normally not full enough to spill over).
The dumpster is shared between two buildings, pretty sure there was another move-out clean & toss (it's normally not full enough to spill over).
I'm trying so hard to keep to the silly routines and keep my hands busy while things are the way they are. At least this is getting close to done (sides were sewn up earlier)! I just need the seasonal cooling to kick back in because yarn sucks to work with when it's 85°F and up 🥲
September 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I'm trying so hard to keep to the silly routines and keep my hands busy while things are the way they are. At least this is getting close to done (sides were sewn up earlier)! I just need the seasonal cooling to kick back in because yarn sucks to work with when it's 85°F and up 🥲
That "totally not a doxxing website" isn't gone, btw, just moved to a new domain.
But, "waaaah, cancel culture!" right?
Just, idk, pray the haters away?
But, "waaaah, cancel culture!" right?
Just, idk, pray the haters away?
September 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
That "totally not a doxxing website" isn't gone, btw, just moved to a new domain.
But, "waaaah, cancel culture!" right?
Just, idk, pray the haters away?
But, "waaaah, cancel culture!" right?
Just, idk, pray the haters away?
Alright, wrap that "clanker" shit up. When you're recontextualizing actual slurs to fit the "clanker" jokes, it's time for it to be wrapped the fuck up. It was cringe the first time I heard it, it's gross now.
September 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Alright, wrap that "clanker" shit up. When you're recontextualizing actual slurs to fit the "clanker" jokes, it's time for it to be wrapped the fuck up. It was cringe the first time I heard it, it's gross now.
I posted on other accounts that I had plans to try reverting to social media via my laptop as means of shifting and moderating my use of it.
I also have cool stickers on my laptop and need to pull it out more :)
Does anyone use BlueSky on a lap/desktop? How is it?
I also have cool stickers on my laptop and need to pull it out more :)
Does anyone use BlueSky on a lap/desktop? How is it?
August 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I posted on other accounts that I had plans to try reverting to social media via my laptop as means of shifting and moderating my use of it.
I also have cool stickers on my laptop and need to pull it out more :)
Does anyone use BlueSky on a lap/desktop? How is it?
I also have cool stickers on my laptop and need to pull it out more :)
Does anyone use BlueSky on a lap/desktop? How is it?
Please, I just woke up, Jim.
July 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Please, I just woke up, Jim.
The tiniest momch. This bun is small enough to fit in my cupped hands.
...i also think I know who the parent is based on the eyebrow mark.
...i also think I know who the parent is based on the eyebrow mark.
July 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The tiniest momch. This bun is small enough to fit in my cupped hands.
...i also think I know who the parent is based on the eyebrow mark.
...i also think I know who the parent is based on the eyebrow mark.
What an eyesore. Trip complete.
June 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
What an eyesore. Trip complete.
Anyway, have a cat!
June 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Anyway, have a cat!
Sad that I'm not seeing bunnies grow up this year (i suspect a small hawk/falcon or the elusive neighborhood raccoon got to them), but I might get to see baby sparrows fly out!
May 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sad that I'm not seeing bunnies grow up this year (i suspect a small hawk/falcon or the elusive neighborhood raccoon got to them), but I might get to see baby sparrows fly out!
Ah yes, the father of Salad Fingers.
May 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ah yes, the father of Salad Fingers.
Looks like some weather rolling through tonight:
April 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Looks like some weather rolling through tonight:
Hold on to your butts!
April 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hold on to your butts!
AT LAAAAAAAST! I can air out my apartment and have a good motivator to quit smoking again.
April 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
AT LAAAAAAAST! I can air out my apartment and have a good motivator to quit smoking again.
Things are terrible, have a sink cat. This is new behavior, but only when there's nothing in the sink.
March 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Things are terrible, have a sink cat. This is new behavior, but only when there's nothing in the sink.
Yeah ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at least I like my company (and so does my cat)
March 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Yeah ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at least I like my company (and so does my cat)
In case you're wondering how I'm doing:
March 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
In case you're wondering how I'm doing:
It's stunning outside. Open your blinds/curtains/windows themselves (if you can, my screens aren't back in yet), go watch the snow melt and touch a patch of grass. It *smells* warm.
February 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It's stunning outside. Open your blinds/curtains/windows themselves (if you can, my screens aren't back in yet), go watch the snow melt and touch a patch of grass. It *smells* warm.
I do not want to be up & working earlier than normal, i want to be a little frog or fish in the pond at Como Park Conservatory :( 🐸🪴🌿🌴🌺
I do love my mug from the gift shop, though.
I do love my mug from the gift shop, though.
February 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I do not want to be up & working earlier than normal, i want to be a little frog or fish in the pond at Como Park Conservatory :( 🐸🪴🌿🌴🌺
I do love my mug from the gift shop, though.
I do love my mug from the gift shop, though.
Oh, me! 🖤💘
All I've ever truly had, and will continue to have, is myself. So flowers and grocery store sushi for me, it is. I hopped over to Kowalski's to grab more coffee creamer, grabbed a little treat, and thought of how nice the roses will look once they're dried out.
All I've ever truly had, and will continue to have, is myself. So flowers and grocery store sushi for me, it is. I hopped over to Kowalski's to grab more coffee creamer, grabbed a little treat, and thought of how nice the roses will look once they're dried out.
February 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Oh, me! 🖤💘
All I've ever truly had, and will continue to have, is myself. So flowers and grocery store sushi for me, it is. I hopped over to Kowalski's to grab more coffee creamer, grabbed a little treat, and thought of how nice the roses will look once they're dried out.
All I've ever truly had, and will continue to have, is myself. So flowers and grocery store sushi for me, it is. I hopped over to Kowalski's to grab more coffee creamer, grabbed a little treat, and thought of how nice the roses will look once they're dried out.
Who wants to place bets on how long before I:
1. Drink out of the paint water cup
2. Dip my brush in my coffee?
It doesn't matter how far apart I put them, one or the other (somehow both hasn't happened) will happen.
1. Drink out of the paint water cup
2. Dip my brush in my coffee?
It doesn't matter how far apart I put them, one or the other (somehow both hasn't happened) will happen.
February 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Who wants to place bets on how long before I:
1. Drink out of the paint water cup
2. Dip my brush in my coffee?
It doesn't matter how far apart I put them, one or the other (somehow both hasn't happened) will happen.
1. Drink out of the paint water cup
2. Dip my brush in my coffee?
It doesn't matter how far apart I put them, one or the other (somehow both hasn't happened) will happen.
When I say painting day, I mean painting day. If you need me, it'd better be good
February 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
When I say painting day, I mean painting day. If you need me, it'd better be good
Well, it's one project done. More to do yet.
February 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Well, it's one project done. More to do yet.