rowan kaiser
rowan.monster
rowan kaiser
@rowan.monster
high-risk, mid-femme

one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social

current video game consultant

🏳️‍⚧️ PDX, millennial elder
the kitty has been returned home! his name is ziggy and he escaped a few days ago. He did get comfy enough for some real good pictures before he left though
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
December 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
tis the season for Maggie Cheungmas, everyone
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My house has a new familiar. If you are near 39th and Holgate in Portland and missing a delightful black kitty, this guy or gal seems to clearly come from a home and is also desperate for food and shelter
December 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Hail Alys, misandrist queen of Motavia
December 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Oh there was a photo for the last one
December 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This was the coolest thing ever when in was 14 and it's still pretty cool
December 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
stared at this piece of facebook content in my feed for like three minutes before remembering the whole color scheme thing in MTG
December 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Barack Obama, white supremacist
December 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
You decide!
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
look I'd subdivide "oldies" but honestly this is so extremely me it made me laugh

(also yes spotify sucks and my continued use is not an endorsement)
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
oh cool we're doing this again. yeah I'm totally racist because I thought Sinners' last act undermined its themes. it's white supremacy that made me feel that way about what was clearly an objectively perfect movie because that's definitely a thing that exists
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
a fascinating thing about the anisota.net/harvest data is that you can see in it like the actual moment my pills stopped working in July
December 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
someone promptly asked me to do RPGs and you know I had to do it to 'em
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
so I guess if there are boomer shooters, then there are also other generations of shooters, right?
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
well this is accurate for my relationships this year
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i'm sorry the brainworms made me do this
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Post something random and your december will be awful anyway but you'll have given some fleeting joy to yourself and others
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
real powerful emergent narrative in my google spam today
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
almost decided against posting asking for help on this linux app discord but they had the queer flag so I got the confidence to do it
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
speaking of Epic Games Store it entertains the hell out of me that it understands who I am best by "number of Fortnite skins"
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
*nodding* Orbs are now on mobile.
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
got my level checked and clearly I'm succeeding at medical transition
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM