rowan kaiser
rowan.monster
rowan kaiser
@rowan.monster
high-risk, mid-femme

one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social

current video game consultant

🏳️‍⚧️ PDX, millennial elder
ziggy.
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Poor little Ziggy has something going on for like an hour where he keeps choking/snorting like he's got something stuck in his nasal passage/throat. It seems harmless, he's behaving completely normally otherwise, but it's really annoying noises
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 AM
within a stone's throw of Star Trek Fans, Chinese-Speaking Liberal Democrats, and TTRPG Creator, but not part of those groups, is a solid way of describing me

Also Notts County football supporters for some reason
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
only person here I follow is @eruditorumpress.com, but that's nice and complimentary for me!
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 AM
hmmm, I'll take it, but let's see, enhance
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Watching the big game (Chelsea-Spurs in the WSL), Madonna is there
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
all the favs I'm getting
February 8, 2026 at 2:27 AM
congrats to all KINDS of trans women
February 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
babe I built a city for you
February 5, 2026 at 1:01 AM
knives out, bitches, we're killing caesar
February 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
TIL THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MY DICK
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
January 30, 2026 at 11:06 PM
January 30, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I sure do love being used as a bathtub Dinah
January 30, 2026 at 4:32 AM
With my disability having been denied, I need all the help I can get. If you can donate so I can keep trying to get my feet under me, please do!

Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
January 30, 2026 at 12:47 AM
January 30, 2026 at 12:32 AM
i love the way that right-wingers will just tell you how great your tactics are and that you should absolutely escalate them.
January 28, 2026 at 1:44 AM
never taking off the Cyclops Was Right shirt in Midnight Suns
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Hey, it appears* that my disability appeal has been denied, despite me not being able to work consistently for over three years. I working on solutions but I also need money NOW to exist and pay rent:

Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
January 23, 2026 at 10:17 PM
how could I have forgotten 70s character actor/Washington Spirit midfielder HAL HERSHFELT
January 23, 2026 at 3:52 AM
oh, word?
January 22, 2026 at 8:34 AM
January 21, 2026 at 10:36 PM