rowan kaiser
@rowan.monster
high-risk, mid-femme
one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social
current video game consultant
🏳️⚧️ PDX, millennial elder
one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social
current video game consultant
🏳️⚧️ PDX, millennial elder
Poor little Ziggy has something going on for like an hour where he keeps choking/snorting like he's got something stuck in his nasal passage/throat. It seems harmless, he's behaving completely normally otherwise, but it's really annoying noises
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Poor little Ziggy has something going on for like an hour where he keeps choking/snorting like he's got something stuck in his nasal passage/throat. It seems harmless, he's behaving completely normally otherwise, but it's really annoying noises
this is a very funny section @distractabee.bsky.social @mbcnotnbc.bsky.social @llcooljalen.bsky.social @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social @itsclaybaby.bsky.social @chrisdole86.bsky.social etc etc
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 AM
this is a very funny section @distractabee.bsky.social @mbcnotnbc.bsky.social @llcooljalen.bsky.social @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social @itsclaybaby.bsky.social @chrisdole86.bsky.social etc etc
within a stone's throw of Star Trek Fans, Chinese-Speaking Liberal Democrats, and TTRPG Creator, but not part of those groups, is a solid way of describing me
Also Notts County football supporters for some reason
Also Notts County football supporters for some reason
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
within a stone's throw of Star Trek Fans, Chinese-Speaking Liberal Democrats, and TTRPG Creator, but not part of those groups, is a solid way of describing me
Also Notts County football supporters for some reason
Also Notts County football supporters for some reason
only person here I follow is @eruditorumpress.com, but that's nice and complimentary for me!
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 AM
only person here I follow is @eruditorumpress.com, but that's nice and complimentary for me!
hmmm, I'll take it, but let's see, enhance
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 AM
hmmm, I'll take it, but let's see, enhance
Watching the big game (Chelsea-Spurs in the WSL), Madonna is there
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Watching the big game (Chelsea-Spurs in the WSL), Madonna is there
all the favs I'm getting
February 8, 2026 at 2:27 AM
all the favs I'm getting
congrats to all KINDS of trans women
February 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
congrats to all KINDS of trans women
babe I built a city for you
February 5, 2026 at 1:01 AM
babe I built a city for you
knives out, bitches, we're killing caesar
February 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
knives out, bitches, we're killing caesar
TIL THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MY DICK
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
TIL THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MY DICK
I sure do love being used as a bathtub Dinah
January 30, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I sure do love being used as a bathtub Dinah
With my disability having been denied, I need all the help I can get. If you can donate so I can keep trying to get my feet under me, please do!
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
January 30, 2026 at 12:47 AM
With my disability having been denied, I need all the help I can get. If you can donate so I can keep trying to get my feet under me, please do!
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
i love the way that right-wingers will just tell you how great your tactics are and that you should absolutely escalate them.
January 28, 2026 at 1:44 AM
i love the way that right-wingers will just tell you how great your tactics are and that you should absolutely escalate them.
never taking off the Cyclops Was Right shirt in Midnight Suns
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
never taking off the Cyclops Was Right shirt in Midnight Suns
Hey, it appears* that my disability appeal has been denied, despite me not being able to work consistently for over three years. I working on solutions but I also need money NOW to exist and pay rent:
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
January 23, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Hey, it appears* that my disability appeal has been denied, despite me not being able to work consistently for over three years. I working on solutions but I also need money NOW to exist and pay rent:
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre
Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
how could I have forgotten 70s character actor/Washington Spirit midfielder HAL HERSHFELT
January 23, 2026 at 3:52 AM
how could I have forgotten 70s character actor/Washington Spirit midfielder HAL HERSHFELT
