rowan kaiser
@rowan.monster
high-risk, mid-femme
one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social
current video game consultant
🏳️⚧️ PDX, millennial elder
one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social
current video game consultant
🏳️⚧️ PDX, millennial elder
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rowan kaiser
@rowan.monster
· Mar 30
it's so weird how the vanguard of fascism is freedom of speech regarding Palestine, trans rights, and immigration, all things that the left has been screaming at the Democrats to take a better stand on and the Dems declined.
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I've waited a long time to be able to say this, but we're hiring a full-time Film Critic for @avclub.com! Details are in the job listing, but you should send application materials to [email protected]
www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...
www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...
homer simpson and bart simpson are sitting on a couch
Alt: homer simpson and bart simpson are sitting on a couch
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I've waited a long time to be able to say this, but we're hiring a full-time Film Critic for @avclub.com! Details are in the job listing, but you should send application materials to [email protected]
www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...
www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...
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so I ended up getting Forza Horizon 4, if you played it to the point where you were painting your cars and having ghosts to race against I'd love to add you as a friend for variety. my Xbox tag is "arkaeyn7"
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
so I ended up getting Forza Horizon 4, if you played it to the point where you were painting your cars and having ghosts to race against I'd love to add you as a friend for variety. my Xbox tag is "arkaeyn7"
*homer simpson voice* ohhhh, you meant measles VACCINE!
One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
*homer simpson voice* ohhhh, you meant measles VACCINE!
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when two people "are typing..." in Discord but then both stop and no one starts again.
February 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
when two people "are typing..." in Discord but then both stop and no one starts again.
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China will reinstate the neutral zone trap era and end hockey
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 10, 2026 at 1:08 AM
China will reinstate the neutral zone trap era and end hockey
gonna make up entirely new verses for Ghostface's "We Celebrate" www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS6h...
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
gonna make up entirely new verses for Ghostface's "We Celebrate" www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS6h...
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Ten years ago today we shipped Firewatch. I say this every anniversary but it feels both like a lifetime ago and like it was yesterday. Thank you everyone who played it back then or played it today for the first time. Thank you to everyone on the team, I’m still so proud of what we made.
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Ten years ago today we shipped Firewatch. I say this every anniversary but it feels both like a lifetime ago and like it was yesterday. Thank you everyone who played it back then or played it today for the first time. Thank you to everyone on the team, I’m still so proud of what we made.
I have made it to Uncharted 3 (first time) in my playthrough of the UC collection and it's kind of astonishing how juiceless it feels after UC2 was one of the most juice-filled games of all time.
like every bit of pacing that felt exactly right in 2 feels kinda tired in 3 so far
like every bit of pacing that felt exactly right in 2 feels kinda tired in 3 so far
February 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I have made it to Uncharted 3 (first time) in my playthrough of the UC collection and it's kind of astonishing how juiceless it feels after UC2 was one of the most juice-filled games of all time.
like every bit of pacing that felt exactly right in 2 feels kinda tired in 3 so far
like every bit of pacing that felt exactly right in 2 feels kinda tired in 3 so far
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That TPUSA halftime show is gonna be like the Velvet Underground's first album; only a couple hundred people watched it but every single one of them will tase themselves in the balls on January 6th part 2
February 9, 2026 at 10:56 AM
That TPUSA halftime show is gonna be like the Velvet Underground's first album; only a couple hundred people watched it but every single one of them will tase themselves in the balls on January 6th part 2
so I ended up getting Forza Horizon 4, if you played it to the point where you were painting your cars and having ghosts to race against I'd love to add you as a friend for variety. my Xbox tag is "arkaeyn7"
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
so I ended up getting Forza Horizon 4, if you played it to the point where you were painting your cars and having ghosts to race against I'd love to add you as a friend for variety. my Xbox tag is "arkaeyn7"
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so what are our favorite Discord-as-a-small-chat-platform alternatives?
February 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
so what are our favorite Discord-as-a-small-chat-platform alternatives?
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I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.
NEWS: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept his job, got 'no discipline' on his record, UAW says.
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
UAW: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept job, 'no discipline' on record
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.
Hahaha. Hah. 😬
![[woman holding her head] chronicallyill woman's entire week thrown off by doctor's appointment that took 12 minutes
https://mybodyistryingtokillme.com](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreigu4tomaq2o6jqc267h6zmfgbc3orewfssvkh4uesuqsndxcgk27e@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Hahaha. Hah. 😬
That TPUSA halftime show is gonna be like the Velvet Underground's first album; only a couple hundred people watched it but every single one of them will tase themselves in the balls on January 6th part 2
February 9, 2026 at 10:56 AM
That TPUSA halftime show is gonna be like the Velvet Underground's first album; only a couple hundred people watched it but every single one of them will tase themselves in the balls on January 6th part 2
Poor little Ziggy has something going on for like an hour where he keeps choking/snorting like he's got something stuck in his nasal passage/throat. It seems harmless, he's behaving completely normally otherwise, but it's really annoying noises
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Poor little Ziggy has something going on for like an hour where he keeps choking/snorting like he's got something stuck in his nasal passage/throat. It seems harmless, he's behaving completely normally otherwise, but it's really annoying noises
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hmmm, I'll take it, but let's see, enhance
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 AM
hmmm, I'll take it, but let's see, enhance
Watching the big game (Chelsea-Spurs in the WSL), Madonna is there
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Watching the big game (Chelsea-Spurs in the WSL), Madonna is there
Well at least we're really kicking into gear fighting this stuff now
The world is poised to overshoot the goal of limiting average global warming to 1.5 degrees Celsius, as for the first time, a three-year period, ending in 2025, has breached the threshold.
Climate scientists are predicting devastating consequences.
Climate scientists are predicting devastating consequences.
There may be no turning back this climate crisis
As warming breaches a critical threshold, scientists fear cascading consequences.
www.motherjones.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Well at least we're really kicking into gear fighting this stuff now
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which is your favorite Rowan bit?
LIKE for "the mug of tea that will fix me"
HEART for "TOTAL MASSACRE"
FAV for "this just proves what I've believed all along"
LIKE for "the mug of tea that will fix me"
HEART for "TOTAL MASSACRE"
FAV for "this just proves what I've believed all along"
February 8, 2026 at 2:43 AM
which is your favorite Rowan bit?
LIKE for "the mug of tea that will fix me"
HEART for "TOTAL MASSACRE"
FAV for "this just proves what I've believed all along"
LIKE for "the mug of tea that will fix me"
HEART for "TOTAL MASSACRE"
FAV for "this just proves what I've believed all along"
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That one Fantastic Mr. Fox gif (you know the one)
February 8, 2026 at 8:47 AM
That one Fantastic Mr. Fox gif (you know the one)
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I'm no longer at work so if anyone has this clip please hit me up
I'm at work right now so I can't watch it but I would love it if someone could point me toward a clip of vance getting booed
February 8, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I'm no longer at work so if anyone has this clip please hit me up
which is your favorite Rowan bit?
LIKE for "the mug of tea that will fix me"
HEART for "TOTAL MASSACRE"
FAV for "this just proves what I've believed all along"
LIKE for "the mug of tea that will fix me"
HEART for "TOTAL MASSACRE"
FAV for "this just proves what I've believed all along"
February 8, 2026 at 2:43 AM
which is your favorite Rowan bit?
LIKE for "the mug of tea that will fix me"
HEART for "TOTAL MASSACRE"
FAV for "this just proves what I've believed all along"
LIKE for "the mug of tea that will fix me"
HEART for "TOTAL MASSACRE"
FAV for "this just proves what I've believed all along"