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I'm listening to Soundgarden
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'm listening to Soundgarden
Staying hydrated and moisturized, because I care about me
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Staying hydrated and moisturized, because I care about me
My quintessential The Onion headline?
The girl reading this :^)
The girl reading this :^)
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My quintessential The Onion headline?
The girl reading this :^)
The girl reading this :^)
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Behold, my personality laid bare
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Behold, my personality laid bare
I'm listening to MF DOOM
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm listening to MF DOOM
Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find himself in bed transformed into the lead singer for Papa Roach
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find himself in bed transformed into the lead singer for Papa Roach
@ilikemints.bsky.social Happy birthday, mints appreciator
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 AM
@ilikemints.bsky.social Happy birthday, mints appreciator
@talkinghat.bsky.social Happy birthday, loquacious headwear
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
@talkinghat.bsky.social Happy birthday, loquacious headwear
I'm listening to Bob Dylan
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I'm listening to Bob Dylan
I cannot believe there's no ham hock emoji
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I cannot believe there's no ham hock emoji
I saw the best minds of my generation driven to madness by spam bot faves
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I saw the best minds of my generation driven to madness by spam bot faves
Actually it's pronounced "Mil-you wah-kay", it's Algonquin for "the good land"
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Actually it's pronounced "Mil-you wah-kay", it's Algonquin for "the good land"
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huge news. got a paper shredder at an estate sale. having the time of my life. shredding documents. i’m gonna write my SSN on a sheet of paper then put it in there just for fun.
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
huge news. got a paper shredder at an estate sale. having the time of my life. shredding documents. i’m gonna write my SSN on a sheet of paper then put it in there just for fun.
I won't say Planes, Trains and Automobiles is the best comedy, but it's definitely one of my favorite
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I won't say Planes, Trains and Automobiles is the best comedy, but it's definitely one of my favorite
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Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
I have been Covid and flu boosted, please clap
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I have been Covid and flu boosted, please clap
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appreciating the commercial grade crapper at the office today
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
appreciating the commercial grade crapper at the office today
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[crawls out from mountainous pile of empty Juicero bags]
Wh-- where am I...
Wh-- where am I...
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
[crawls out from mountainous pile of empty Juicero bags]
Wh-- where am I...
Wh-- where am I...
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Zohran You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Zohran You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You
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Bubba Ho-tep, a surprisingly emotional film about ageing Elvis Presley fighting a mummy in a Texas rest home made for just $1 mil and featuring one of Bruce Campbell's best performances, is FREE on YouTube (in the States):
youtu.be/k2-WqEsQUQA
youtu.be/k2-WqEsQUQA
November 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Bubba Ho-tep, a surprisingly emotional film about ageing Elvis Presley fighting a mummy in a Texas rest home made for just $1 mil and featuring one of Bruce Campbell's best performances, is FREE on YouTube (in the States):
youtu.be/k2-WqEsQUQA
youtu.be/k2-WqEsQUQA
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Little known fact: Blake Snell is the first Dracula to pitch in the majors since Vladamir “The Transylvanian Tornado” Ionescu in 1973.
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Little known fact: Blake Snell is the first Dracula to pitch in the majors since Vladamir “The Transylvanian Tornado” Ionescu in 1973.